Cyan (she/they)
@the-cyantist.bsky.social
plant pro🌵| paramedic🩺 | 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 | powerpoint aficionado🎞️ | full-time crow🐦⬛
Truly and genuinely upset at the fact that we had a state rep come visit my school's campus for a tour, Q&A, and to celebrate EMS week just to leave after the tour was done and not tell anyone so we wasted 3 hours :)
May 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Truly and genuinely upset at the fact that we had a state rep come visit my school's campus for a tour, Q&A, and to celebrate EMS week just to leave after the tour was done and not tell anyone so we wasted 3 hours :)
Why did an AI freak take my Taco Bell drive thru order??? This is my last time ordering here 🥴
May 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why did an AI freak take my Taco Bell drive thru order??? This is my last time ordering here 🥴
The pope met JD Vance once and said "nope, I'm good" and DIED
April 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The pope met JD Vance once and said "nope, I'm good" and DIED
Paramedic school has me like:
April 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Paramedic school has me like:
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Me: Wow, one of my favorite fiction podcasts is going to be near me for a live show!
Also me: *sees it's at the one venue I'm banned from*
Also me: *sees it's at the one venue I'm banned from*
a young boy in a yellow shirt is smiling and making a face .
ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is smiling and making a face .
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April 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Me: Wow, one of my favorite fiction podcasts is going to be near me for a live show!
Also me: *sees it's at the one venue I'm banned from*
Also me: *sees it's at the one venue I'm banned from*
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ET TU, BOOTAY? ⁉️🍑⁉️ The PRIDES 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧🇨🇦 of March 🗓has CUM 👉👌🍆💦💦💦 DADDY 💋😍😏 Brutus is our new DICKtator 🍆💦🥔💦 thanks to all our SENATE SLUTS 🔪🩸🔪🩸who BUSTED their nuts ‼️🥜💥on juliASS' 🍑🙏😩 back 2️⃣3️⃣ times ⏰⏰ 🍑💦😩💦🍑 send this to 6️⃣0️⃣ of your BEST 😖😏😍 SENATE SLUTS 🏛️👉👌💦
March 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ET TU, BOOTAY? ⁉️🍑⁉️ The PRIDES 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧🇨🇦 of March 🗓has CUM 👉👌🍆💦💦💦 DADDY 💋😍😏 Brutus is our new DICKtator 🍆💦🥔💦 thanks to all our SENATE SLUTS 🔪🩸🔪🩸who BUSTED their nuts ‼️🥜💥on juliASS' 🍑🙏😩 back 2️⃣3️⃣ times ⏰⏰ 🍑💦😩💦🍑 send this to 6️⃣0️⃣ of your BEST 😖😏😍 SENATE SLUTS 🏛️👉👌💦
Today, I had a customer who wanted me to tell her what keychains were for.
March 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Today, I had a customer who wanted me to tell her what keychains were for.
Godzilla would fear the gas I create
March 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Godzilla would fear the gas I create
TIL the anime I've been watching with @willieonthegrind.bsky.social isn't actually in Japanese and I can't just sit and absorb 90% of the plot through the chunks of the language I know because it's actually in Korean 😭😂
February 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
TIL the anime I've been watching with @willieonthegrind.bsky.social isn't actually in Japanese and I can't just sit and absorb 90% of the plot through the chunks of the language I know because it's actually in Korean 😭😂
Crunk on lunch bitches 😎
February 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Crunk on lunch bitches 😎
Me and my interception whenever it hits 10pm and there's any possibility I'm hungry, need to pee, or exist
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a building and says fite me
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a building and says fite me
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February 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me and my interception whenever it hits 10pm and there's any possibility I'm hungry, need to pee, or exist
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This new fantastic four movie is about to be so cunt
February 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This new fantastic four movie is about to be so cunt
I think 80% of my depression could be cured if I could hug all of the horses at a barn. The bigger the better.
February 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think 80% of my depression could be cured if I could hug all of the horses at a barn. The bigger the better.
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I’m autistic which means I can cut guns in half with my mind
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m autistic which means I can cut guns in half with my mind
I have norovirus and I'm now genuinely in hell I suppose
January 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have norovirus and I'm now genuinely in hell I suppose
Local man discovers physics - is awestruck
January 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Local man discovers physics - is awestruck
Local woman discovers carbonation - is not impressed.
January 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Local woman discovers carbonation - is not impressed.
What do you MEAN I have to read my gay, cowboy, smut fanfic in class and not at home like a dignified human???
January 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What do you MEAN I have to read my gay, cowboy, smut fanfic in class and not at home like a dignified human???
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January 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Live on twitch if you want to come hangout. A safe 3rd space for all especially in this current climate.
#twitch #marvelrivals #ps5
m.twitch.tv/willieontheg...
#twitch #marvelrivals #ps5
m.twitch.tv/willieontheg...
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