I hear you asking, “Deeps, what if I, a lady, wish to kiss another lady in an old movie?” I am afraid you must enter non-Euclidean space and both find a way to do the chin thing. The chin thing is vital.

No. ❤️

Somehow even weirder than I was expecting. Well done!

Hmm, the drain could definitely use a good clean...

Though I've heard @baronvonchop.bsky.social mention it, I confess I'm unclear on the details. Are the parasitic twins soulmates with each other? Is this a Kuato-from-Total-Recall situation? Help me out here.

Making a No Fandom Freeform into a canonical is a pretty long process that involves getting a lot of input from basically everyone. You’d have far more luck getting an FF canonized within a specific fandom, BUT it needs to be used by at least 3 unique writers. Pick a fandom and enlist 2 friends.

I am exercising so much restraint in not making you join me in misery.

I fully intended to follow this advice… and then I kept scrolling down my feed and was forcibly educated. 😫