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Shitting on your favorite movies since 1998.
We're ringing out 2025 with something just as hard to endure, but mercifully shorter. Money Plane is abridged!
Money Plane: The Abridged Script
"BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We're ringing out 2025 with something just as hard to endure, but mercifully shorter. Money Plane is abridged!
Ho ho ho, Merry Abridgemas! Get in the spirit of the season by snarking all over your cherished childhood memories with our collection of Abridged Scripts for Christmas films, and also Die Hard!
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Christmas Abridged Script Collection
Ho ho ho, Merry Abridgemas! Get in the spirit of the season by snarking all over your cherished childhood memories with our collection of Abridged Scripts for Christmas films, and also Die Hard!
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December 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ho ho ho, Merry Abridgemas! Get in the spirit of the season by snarking all over your cherished childhood memories with our collection of Abridged Scripts for Christmas films, and also Die Hard!
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When it comes to murder, THIRD time's the HARM, wokka wokka. "Wake Up Dead Man" is abridged:
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery: The Abridged Script
"And if my deductions are correct, it was in fact ONE OF US... who just parked this car."
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December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When it comes to murder, THIRD time's the HARM, wokka wokka. "Wake Up Dead Man" is abridged:
Hulu presents The Babysitter's Club gritty reboot. We abridged The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025).
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025): The Abridged Script
Red Lobster's choose your own toddler tank didn't take off as well as their lobsters
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November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hulu presents The Babysitter's Club gritty reboot. We abridged The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025).
It is the year 2019. "The Running Man" is a deadly game no one has ever survived. But Schwarzenegger has yet to play. "The Running Man" is abridged!
The Running Man (1987): The Abridged Script
Arnold realizes that maybe this isn't the bathroom after all.
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November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It is the year 2019. "The Running Man" is a deadly game no one has ever survived. But Schwarzenegger has yet to play. "The Running Man" is abridged!
Five hot teens silently climb a hill to confront an evil in the residence. We abridged Until Dawn.
Until Dawn: The Abridged Script
When you tell your teen the wifi is down
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October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Five hot teens silently climb a hill to confront an evil in the residence. We abridged Until Dawn.
Can the worst Joker and worst Spider-villain ALSO be the worst Tron? Well yes. "Tron: Ares" is abridged:
Tron: Ares: The Abridged Script
Despite endless updates, the Jared program kept crashing when given the "match the shapes with their holes" test.
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October 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can the worst Joker and worst Spider-villain ALSO be the worst Tron? Well yes. "Tron: Ares" is abridged:
It's saddening, it's depressing, it's all together distressing. The abridged script to Wednesday Season One. Snap Snap.
Wednesday (Season One): The Abridged Script
Do not stare directly at the Taco Bell bathroom
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September 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's saddening, it's depressing, it's all together distressing. The abridged script to Wednesday Season One. Snap Snap.
Legend has it that when a remake suffers so poorly it must come back as an abridged script. We abridged The Crow (2024).
The Crow (2024): The Abridged Script
When daddy's "got your nosey" gets too out of hand
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September 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Legend has it that when a remake suffers so poorly it must come back as an abridged script. We abridged The Crow (2024).
Prove to your boss why the phrase "as thrilling as a conference call" doesn't exist in any language. War of the Worlds (2025) is abridged!
War of the Worlds (2025): The Abridged Script
Us too, Ice. Us too.
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August 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Prove to your boss why the phrase "as thrilling as a conference call" doesn't exist in any language. War of the Worlds (2025) is abridged!
Last night at 2:17 AM, every child from Mrs. Gandy's class woke up, got out of bed, went downstairs, opened the front door, walked into the dark ...and they never came back. "Weapons" is abridged!
Weapons: The Abridged Script
In hindsight, dressing up as Heath Ledger's Joker for "Dress as your Hero" day was poor taste.
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August 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Last night at 2:17 AM, every child from Mrs. Gandy's class woke up, got out of bed, went downstairs, opened the front door, walked into the dark ...and they never came back. "Weapons" is abridged!
This movie tries to make you believe that someone might have a hard time falling in love with Pedro Pascal. And fails. Materialists is abridged!
Materialists: The Abridged Script
Don't judge her. If you were standing this closely to him, you'd sneak a peek down there too.
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August 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This movie tries to make you believe that someone might have a hard time falling in love with Pedro Pascal. And fails. Materialists is abridged!
The Summer of Saving Shit-heaped Superheroes continues! "Fantastic Four: First Steps" is abridged:
The Fantastic Four: First Steps: The Abridged Script
"Don't worry team, my plan is foolproof! As long as Galactus doesn't somehow deduce our exact location, ha ha ha."
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July 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Summer of Saving Shit-heaped Superheroes continues! "Fantastic Four: First Steps" is abridged:
Before you take your First Steps in theaters, remember this huge step backward was created. We abridge Roger Corman's Fantastic Four.
The Fantastic Four (1994): The Abridged Script
The first iteration of The Beatles looked very different from the iconic band we know now.
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July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Before you take your First Steps in theaters, remember this huge step backward was created. We abridge Roger Corman's Fantastic Four.
You'll believe a Superman movie can actually not suck. "Superman" (2025) is abridged!
Superman (2025): The Abridged Script
"Sorry about your apartment building Lois. That sometimes happens when I get, um, excited."
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July 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You'll believe a Superman movie can actually not suck. "Superman" (2025) is abridged!
Look up in the sky. It's a Snyder, it's a Gunn, no, it's a Berlanti. We abridged Superman and Lois Season One.
Superman and Lois Season One: The Abridged Script
In this episode, Zod forces Superman to perform "I'm a Little Teapot"
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June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Look up in the sky. It's a Snyder, it's a Gunn, no, it's a Berlanti. We abridged Superman and Lois Season One.
Unfulfilled 40-something mainstays of Oprah's Book Club in your area are waiting to FUCK! Lonely Planet is abridged!
Lonely Planet: The Abridged Script
Spot the jackass.
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June 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Unfulfilled 40-something mainstays of Oprah's Book Club in your area are waiting to FUCK! Lonely Planet is abridged!
The latest script on The Editing Room has just... DROPPED? Oh God we're sorry. Drop is abridged!
Drop: The Abridged Script
"What do you mean it's not 'TOQUE'? What other word has the O and the Q there?! FUCK YOU, WORDLE!!"
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May 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The latest script on The Editing Room has just... DROPPED? Oh God we're sorry. Drop is abridged!
Not Super (except most of them). Not Heroes (except the ones who helped save Earth). Not Giving Up (except for when they give up). Thunderbolts* is abridged! #Thunderbolts
Thunderbolts*: The Abridged Script
"My God, Mrs. Maisel really IS marvelous! How can we defeat her?!?"
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May 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not Super (except most of them). Not Heroes (except the ones who helped save Earth). Not Giving Up (except for when they give up). Thunderbolts* is abridged! #Thunderbolts
Can Anthony Mackie stop a world war AND find time to write an email of five things he did last week?!? "Captain America: Brave New World" is abridged:
https://www.the-editing-room.com/captain-america-brave-new-world.html
#Movies #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld
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#Movies #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld
February 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can Anthony Mackie stop a world war AND find time to write an email of five things he did last week?!? "Captain America: Brave New World" is abridged:
https://www.the-editing-room.com/captain-america-brave-new-world.html
#Movies #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld
https://www.the-editing-room.com/captain-america-brave-new-world.html
#Movies #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld