The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

We’re gonna need the equivalent of the Nuremberg trials when this is all over

I knew it

The most interesting thing about this is that they’re drawing blood from his hand, where they can’t cover it with clothing. Which suggests to me that there are zero suitable veins in his forearms, upper arms, or the inside of the elbow. They’ve either run out of, or have no good spots left

Did he… y’know… “Give his life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot”? 😏

Wrigley Field was invented to sell more chewing gum 😤

This is exactly on the same level as Drake suing his record label because he lost a rap battle

Much better than fossil fuel lobbyist

I’m happy to see the replies. I wondered if it would be too much to bring it up. But it’s good to see that it’s all that’s being talked about here

Do they give you unlimited gift articles? Is it just for the ones you write, or any articles?

NYT shamelessly sanewashing again

They make adult diapers for that

It’s a good start

“The car hasn’t fallen apart yet.”

If you start taking out random parts from your car, it might not immediately break down, but sooner or later something important will go wrong.

And if they continue to be so careless with classified information, something important will fall into the wrong hands

We used to be a proper country 😔

Took me a second to realize this was about Georgia the country

You mean Australia?