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It's not and thus. It's just thus.
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Oh dear
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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A crudely drawn image of a person in a hardhat standing behind a conveyor belt with a machine producing "fell for it again" medals while they say "I don't think we can keep up with the demand."
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I can't imagine what has made our roads less safe.

I can't imagine selling actively hostile vehicles to insecure or frightened drivers could lead to anything but safe roads.
Picture of a comically huge SUV Picture of a comically huge truck.
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I love Shrek.
A two panel scene from Shrek where Lord Farquaad is giving a speech. In the first panel he is saying "some of you may die..." and I'm the second panel he says "and that is a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR." as a mysterious red fluid gushes out of his neck.
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Jeb Bush in a blue button up shirt looking i guess smug or something in front of an American flag.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I don't know. All I have is this funny Shrek meme though.
A two panel scene of lord Farquaad from the movie Shrek on a balcony. He's saying in the first panel "some of you may die..." and in the second panel continues to say "... But that is a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR" as a fountain of red fluid erupts from his neck.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I'm not sure why Democratic leadership would still think that considering
A CNN poll showing a swing from +14% support of Israel in 2017 to +57% Palestinians in 2025
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Your chin doesn't melt and you don't wear your circlet partially inside your head?

What is wrong with you?
Screenshot of the original image showing a woman's chin melting and a man's circlet going inside the middle of his head.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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A picture of the eight senate Democrats who decided to fuck all of us over. Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania Sen. Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia Sen. Angus King of Maine Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Here's a funny Shrek meme that only applies to Shrek and nothing else.
Two panels of Lord Farquaad from the movie Shrek giving a speech. In the first panel he says "Some of you may die..." and in the second panel he says "...but that is a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR" as a mysterious red fluid erupts from his neck. Possibly tomato juice or something.
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Either way, she is still talking like this.
An image of klansmen on the left holding a sign saying "we want to kill black people," a group of black people on the right with a sign saying "we want civil rights," with a white centrist man in the middle holding a sign saying "compromise?"
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Here's a fun shrek meme about Lord Farquaad and nothing else.
Two panels of Lord Farquaad giving a speech in the movie Shrek. In the first panel he's saying "some of you may die..." And in the second panel he's saying "... But that's a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR" as a red fluid sprays out of his neck.
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Two panels from the TV show community. In the first panel a man without a shirt on and a swastika tattoo stating "it's going to be a maze." In the second panel two men are looking at each other with wry smiles.
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Unfortunately, a huge part of the time, the former is really this in Groucho glasses.
Lee Atwater, a very influential political adviser to Reagan and other Republicans saying in 1981 "You start out in 1954 by saying "n-----, n-----, n-----"By 1968 you can't say n------. That hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced bussing, states' rights, and all that stuff, and you're getting so abstract. Now, you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is blacks get hurt worse than whites."
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Lee Atwater, a very high ranking Republican strategist in the 80s and 90s. He's quoted as saying You start out in 1954 by saying, "N----, n---, n---. By 1968 you can't say "n----" that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced bussing, states' rights, and all that stuff, and you're getting so abstract. Now, you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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just posting Shrek memes
Two panels of Lord Farquaad from the movie Shrek giving a speech on a balcony. In the first panel he is saying "some of you may die..." and in the second panel he is saying "...but that is a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR" as a fountain of red fluid comes out of him.
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Three panels from a family guy episode that shows a prisoner saying "i wonder what this feels like. Ow that hurts. My god is this what I've been doing to people? I belong here." after he stabs himself.
October 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Peace out fellow kids
Mark Zuckerberg wearing extremely stupid looking glasses.
October 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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What do you mean? These are obviously antifa.
Obvious false flag bullets with anti ice written on them. Old man standing in his driveway with the obvious false flag statement "blacks rule" written on the driveway.
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Garfield has been dead.
Halloween comic of Garfield where he realizes he's been dead the whole time.
September 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Speaking of which, that was occurring as this exchange happened.
A post by Rex Saksmoto that reads "Video posted on social media shows the moment Charlie Kirk was shot and the seconds leading to the incident. Kirk was being asked questions about mass shootings in America. 'Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America in the last 10 years?' a person asks. 'Counting or not counting gang violence?' Kirk responds right before he is shot."
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Master shake saying " you look at him and tell me there's a god."
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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An image of a child with a boot on the side of his head. The second image shows that the child has the boot on his hand and is putting it on himself.
August 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM