J. Jarrett
@the-mad-gm.bsky.social
Maker,
Gamer,
Ham radio doer,
Computer repair dude,
Chief cook and bottle washer...
Gamer,
Ham radio doer,
Computer repair dude,
Chief cook and bottle washer...
Too cool for words. Not my work, but I want one.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Too cool for words. Not my work, but I want one.
In keeping with the day's theme. Also stolen...
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
In keeping with the day's theme. Also stolen...
I stole this but I am unrepentant...
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I stole this but I am unrepentant...
Had a new foreman watching me mow today. Seems a tough old bird....
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Had a new foreman watching me mow today. Seems a tough old bird....
I have never felt less like celebrating. The things that have happened in this country this year I never thought would happen again.
If you find yourself no longer safe, be it in your home, relationship, job or anyplace, know you have a safe place here.
Just Show up or Call. Ill come get you.
If you find yourself no longer safe, be it in your home, relationship, job or anyplace, know you have a safe place here.
Just Show up or Call. Ill come get you.
July 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have never felt less like celebrating. The things that have happened in this country this year I never thought would happen again.
If you find yourself no longer safe, be it in your home, relationship, job or anyplace, know you have a safe place here.
Just Show up or Call. Ill come get you.
If you find yourself no longer safe, be it in your home, relationship, job or anyplace, know you have a safe place here.
Just Show up or Call. Ill come get you.
It's 7:00 pm.
My porch is on the North side of the house, and is covered (i.e. in shade most of the time).
It's 99 effing degrees on the porch.
This is some bullshit.....
My porch is on the North side of the house, and is covered (i.e. in shade most of the time).
It's 99 effing degrees on the porch.
This is some bullshit.....
June 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's 7:00 pm.
My porch is on the North side of the house, and is covered (i.e. in shade most of the time).
It's 99 effing degrees on the porch.
This is some bullshit.....
My porch is on the North side of the house, and is covered (i.e. in shade most of the time).
It's 99 effing degrees on the porch.
This is some bullshit.....
FYI, if you need someplace to go..
June 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
FYI, if you need someplace to go..
If on June 14th every Mexican / Tex Mex eatery and or food truck does not offer a "Presidential Special" on chicken tacos I will be sorely disappointed.
They'll have missed the opportunity of a lifetime.
I'd buy one. Hell I'd buy for the whole office....
They'll have missed the opportunity of a lifetime.
I'd buy one. Hell I'd buy for the whole office....
June 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If on June 14th every Mexican / Tex Mex eatery and or food truck does not offer a "Presidential Special" on chicken tacos I will be sorely disappointed.
They'll have missed the opportunity of a lifetime.
I'd buy one. Hell I'd buy for the whole office....
They'll have missed the opportunity of a lifetime.
I'd buy one. Hell I'd buy for the whole office....
Someone else posted this on Facebook today. I felt this far more than I should.
May 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Someone else posted this on Facebook today. I felt this far more than I should.
If you know you know...
Credit: tyskas | Deviant Art
Credit: tyskas | Deviant Art
May 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you know you know...
Credit: tyskas | Deviant Art
Credit: tyskas | Deviant Art
During Covid, my wife set up what she called the "Pandemic Support Center".
Lady Victoria approved and took it as her favorite spot.
Think with the Orange Overlord in full "F Around" mode, we need to bring it back.
Lady Victoria approved and took it as her favorite spot.
Think with the Orange Overlord in full "F Around" mode, we need to bring it back.
April 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
During Covid, my wife set up what she called the "Pandemic Support Center".
Lady Victoria approved and took it as her favorite spot.
Think with the Orange Overlord in full "F Around" mode, we need to bring it back.
Lady Victoria approved and took it as her favorite spot.
Think with the Orange Overlord in full "F Around" mode, we need to bring it back.
Slang dictionary - Poe’s Law
Poe’s Law is a popular adage that says satirical expressions of extremism online are hard to distinguish from genuine ones without indicating intent.
When I first heard of this I thought, "Nah, can't happen".
Now I see it
Every. Damn. Day....
Poe’s Law is a popular adage that says satirical expressions of extremism online are hard to distinguish from genuine ones without indicating intent.
When I first heard of this I thought, "Nah, can't happen".
Now I see it
Every. Damn. Day....
April 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Slang dictionary - Poe’s Law
Poe’s Law is a popular adage that says satirical expressions of extremism online are hard to distinguish from genuine ones without indicating intent.
When I first heard of this I thought, "Nah, can't happen".
Now I see it
Every. Damn. Day....
Poe’s Law is a popular adage that says satirical expressions of extremism online are hard to distinguish from genuine ones without indicating intent.
When I first heard of this I thought, "Nah, can't happen".
Now I see it
Every. Damn. Day....
When a celebrity / author / athlete or other person you admire comes out as a real piece of shit human being, it is an odd feeling.
The things they did before you found out are still "good" in your mind, and yet they are now all tainted.
And you feel guilty that you no longer support them.
Sux!
The things they did before you found out are still "good" in your mind, and yet they are now all tainted.
And you feel guilty that you no longer support them.
Sux!
April 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When a celebrity / author / athlete or other person you admire comes out as a real piece of shit human being, it is an odd feeling.
The things they did before you found out are still "good" in your mind, and yet they are now all tainted.
And you feel guilty that you no longer support them.
Sux!
The things they did before you found out are still "good" in your mind, and yet they are now all tainted.
And you feel guilty that you no longer support them.
Sux!
Urine luck. Altho they seem to have gone down the drain, there are lots of other options for your urination targeting needs:
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April 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Urine luck. Altho they seem to have gone down the drain, there are lots of other options for your urination targeting needs:
www.amazon.com/Oliiv-2020-0...
www.amazon.com/Oliiv-2020-0...
I would so love to see someone make this...
April 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I would so love to see someone make this...
Truth. A level of truth rarely seen in the world these days...
April 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Truth. A level of truth rarely seen in the world these days...
Well, most of the mowing is done.
The weed-whacking is done.
The generator is fixed.
And the parts I need for a ham radio project arrived.
Almost 100% ready for storm season..
I'm beat.
The weed-whacking is done.
The generator is fixed.
And the parts I need for a ham radio project arrived.
Almost 100% ready for storm season..
I'm beat.
March 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Well, most of the mowing is done.
The weed-whacking is done.
The generator is fixed.
And the parts I need for a ham radio project arrived.
Almost 100% ready for storm season..
I'm beat.
The weed-whacking is done.
The generator is fixed.
And the parts I need for a ham radio project arrived.
Almost 100% ready for storm season..
I'm beat.
His Highness Lord Shad the First is 13 years old today. May he terrorize mice and his housemates for 13 more...
March 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
His Highness Lord Shad the First is 13 years old today. May he terrorize mice and his housemates for 13 more...
Spent the morning at the DMV getting my license renewed.
Not fun, but not nearly as bad as I have heard.
Not fun, but not nearly as bad as I have heard.
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Spent the morning at the DMV getting my license renewed.
Not fun, but not nearly as bad as I have heard.
Not fun, but not nearly as bad as I have heard.
This is why minimum wage is a joke.
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is why minimum wage is a joke.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
In case you don't know...
An acre is a parcel of land measuring at total of 4,840 square yards, or, 40,320 sq. feet, or, a perfect square about 201 feet (301 bananas) on a side.
In metric, a hectare is 10,000 sq. meters (2.47 acres)
End Announcement...
In case you don't know...
An acre is a parcel of land measuring at total of 4,840 square yards, or, 40,320 sq. feet, or, a perfect square about 201 feet (301 bananas) on a side.
In metric, a hectare is 10,000 sq. meters (2.47 acres)
End Announcement...
February 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
In case you don't know...
An acre is a parcel of land measuring at total of 4,840 square yards, or, 40,320 sq. feet, or, a perfect square about 201 feet (301 bananas) on a side.
In metric, a hectare is 10,000 sq. meters (2.47 acres)
End Announcement...
In case you don't know...
An acre is a parcel of land measuring at total of 4,840 square yards, or, 40,320 sq. feet, or, a perfect square about 201 feet (301 bananas) on a side.
In metric, a hectare is 10,000 sq. meters (2.47 acres)
End Announcement...
So Ms. Victoria likes to spend time in the bathroom window. Lots of time. I've always wondered how she got up there.
Turns out, she starts *ON THE FLOOR* and puts her paws up on the front of the tub then double hops, once to the tub edge then cleanly over and lands on the sill.
Turns out, she starts *ON THE FLOOR* and puts her paws up on the front of the tub then double hops, once to the tub edge then cleanly over and lands on the sill.
January 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So Ms. Victoria likes to spend time in the bathroom window. Lots of time. I've always wondered how she got up there.
Turns out, she starts *ON THE FLOOR* and puts her paws up on the front of the tub then double hops, once to the tub edge then cleanly over and lands on the sill.
Turns out, she starts *ON THE FLOOR* and puts her paws up on the front of the tub then double hops, once to the tub edge then cleanly over and lands on the sill.
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
Came to an epiphany last night. In many crime dramas the main character's car is as much a character as anyone else.
Magnum had his Ferrari
Columbo had his POS Pugeot
Vera has her Defender
Starsky & Hutch had their Gran Torino
Morse had his Jaguar (so did McCall)
Who were some others?
Magnum had his Ferrari
Columbo had his POS Pugeot
Vera has her Defender
Starsky & Hutch had their Gran Torino
Morse had his Jaguar (so did McCall)
Who were some others?
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Came to an epiphany last night. In many crime dramas the main character's car is as much a character as anyone else.
Magnum had his Ferrari
Columbo had his POS Pugeot
Vera has her Defender
Starsky & Hutch had their Gran Torino
Morse had his Jaguar (so did McCall)
Who were some others?
Magnum had his Ferrari
Columbo had his POS Pugeot
Vera has her Defender
Starsky & Hutch had their Gran Torino
Morse had his Jaguar (so did McCall)
Who were some others?