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jame
@the-moron.bsky.social
· Nov 23
the plural of goofball is goovesball
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you've committed your last faux pas, buster
July 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
you've committed your last faux pas, buster
Wore red to a Public Storage and clashed terribly with all the orange doors… can’t think of a bigger faux pas
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Wore red to a Public Storage and clashed terribly with all the orange doors… can’t think of a bigger faux pas
Scientists have invented a wetter water. They call it weter
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Scientists have invented a wetter water. They call it weter
Hamnet really picked up once Hamnet died
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hamnet really picked up once Hamnet died
roasting grinch meat. eating roast grinch
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
roasting grinch meat. eating roast grinch
I’m back because the detroit airport was hot again, at me
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m back because the detroit airport was hot again, at me
I’m trying and failing to extract from bluesky the kind of joy i got from twitter c 2015
January 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’m trying and failing to extract from bluesky the kind of joy i got from twitter c 2015
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you know how when you enter a brand new experience you’re like “oo what thing will I do wrong here?” you’re like. “what fresh thing will I do weirdly and offputtingly, at some point, during this ordeal?” and then it happens and you’re like aha. you’re like here it is. you’re like that. you know
January 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
you know how when you enter a brand new experience you’re like “oo what thing will I do wrong here?” you’re like. “what fresh thing will I do weirdly and offputtingly, at some point, during this ordeal?” and then it happens and you’re like aha. you’re like here it is. you’re like that. you know
Pine trees have no natural predators except christmas
January 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pine trees have no natural predators except christmas
Detroit airport employee looking around, taking a deep breath, turning the thermostat from 87 to 86, instantly fired
December 29, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Detroit airport employee looking around, taking a deep breath, turning the thermostat from 87 to 86, instantly fired
Molting as I step off the plane into the detroit airport
December 27, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Molting as I step off the plane into the detroit airport
ruining the work holiday party by citing studies on the efficacy of wheat starch paste preparation methods
December 26, 2024 at 2:38 AM
ruining the work holiday party by citing studies on the efficacy of wheat starch paste preparation methods
ruining christmas by telling brother’s girlfriend that influencer cats are the opium pacifying the masses and not to share them with me
December 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
ruining christmas by telling brother’s girlfriend that influencer cats are the opium pacifying the masses and not to share them with me
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the thighs are the hallway between the ass and the knees
October 2, 2023 at 8:35 PM
the thighs are the hallway between the ass and the knees
Somehow a custom patch company got my email and is now sending me coupons…it’s working on me
December 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Somehow a custom patch company got my email and is now sending me coupons…it’s working on me
The plasma nurse told me i have good veins for a small person but the dental hygienist told me I have a small jaw and bunchy teeth
December 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The plasma nurse told me i have good veins for a small person but the dental hygienist told me I have a small jaw and bunchy teeth
Literally five years into this relationship I’ve discovered that mitchel has perfect pitch too
December 19, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Literally five years into this relationship I’ve discovered that mitchel has perfect pitch too
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury c’mon.
December 10, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury c’mon.
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The bus driver deserves a gallon size hamster bottle fixed at convenient height and filled with whatever liquid they choose
January 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
The bus driver deserves a gallon size hamster bottle fixed at convenient height and filled with whatever liquid they choose
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Sometimes the dried apricot is too wet
November 28, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Sometimes the dried apricot is too wet
Writing a duet but it’s just someone with a lower voice than me piping up whenever the song goes below my range
November 28, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Writing a duet but it’s just someone with a lower voice than me piping up whenever the song goes below my range
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is that a vape in your pocket or did your penis get really skinny
October 3, 2023 at 5:30 AM
is that a vape in your pocket or did your penis get really skinny