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Remember the phrase about being "the hero or the goat"? The goat was the loser. So, the exact opposite of being the GOAT.
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Remember the phrase about being "the hero or the goat"? The goat was the loser. So, the exact opposite of being the GOAT.
Do we still have a military base on Greenland?
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January 20, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Do we still have a military base on Greenland?
"A guy tried to propose at someone else's wedding. The bride’s dad literally tackled him. Pure justice." - reddit
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
"A guy tried to propose at someone else's wedding. The bride’s dad literally tackled him. Pure justice." - reddit
Apu: "This is just between you and me, smashed hat."
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January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Apu: "This is just between you and me, smashed hat."
Why do we have opinion polls at all. Polls can let you know if most people agree with you or if they are coming around to your point of view. Those numbers amount to no change at all. If the government likes how things are going they will not change policy one bit for you.
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Why do we have opinion polls at all. Polls can let you know if most people agree with you or if they are coming around to your point of view. Those numbers amount to no change at all. If the government likes how things are going they will not change policy one bit for you.
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Trump wants Greenland via dowry
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Trump wants Greenland via dowry
US markets waiting for the opening bell Tuesday.
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
January 18, 2026 at 6:54 PM
US markets waiting for the opening bell Tuesday.
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
Thrift stores? They want to collector's price on anything. More like grift stores.
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Thrift stores? They want to collector's price on anything. More like grift stores.
Don't you hate what happens when you try to unwad a blanket to you can wrap your self up in it. You grab the wrong corner and it folds wrong. Suddenly you have a blanket with only three corners. It is like screwing up an origami project on the first fold.
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Don't you hate what happens when you try to unwad a blanket to you can wrap your self up in it. You grab the wrong corner and it folds wrong. Suddenly you have a blanket with only three corners. It is like screwing up an origami project on the first fold.
In bad weather like this, I used to ask if I can handle the road conditions, Now I ask if other people can handle the road conditions.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
In bad weather like this, I used to ask if I can handle the road conditions, Now I ask if other people can handle the road conditions.
I don't want to hear any more complaining from the right about people being given unearned participation trophies.
January 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I don't want to hear any more complaining from the right about people being given unearned participation trophies.
In the 80s, I wanted to pad my college GPA so I took basket weaving followed by underwater basket weaving.
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 AM
In the 80s, I wanted to pad my college GPA so I took basket weaving followed by underwater basket weaving.
"Why is ICE in MN if it has <1% of illegal immigrants in the USA? FL & TX make up 26%?"
Because those states can chase away illegal immigrants with their "we hate you" laws. It is part of the "we don't want cheap labor" package.
Because those states can chase away illegal immigrants with their "we hate you" laws. It is part of the "we don't want cheap labor" package.
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"Why is ICE in MN if it has <1% of illegal immigrants in the USA? FL & TX make up 26%?"
Because those states can chase away illegal immigrants with their "we hate you" laws. It is part of the "we don't want cheap labor" package.
Because those states can chase away illegal immigrants with their "we hate you" laws. It is part of the "we don't want cheap labor" package.
I'm gonna assume that smugglers have already tried using dog biscuits as cover.
The inspector says "oh it's just a bunch of dog biscuits. I will not be curious about this any further or look under the dog biscuits."
The inspector says "oh it's just a bunch of dog biscuits. I will not be curious about this any further or look under the dog biscuits."
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I'm gonna assume that smugglers have already tried using dog biscuits as cover.
The inspector says "oh it's just a bunch of dog biscuits. I will not be curious about this any further or look under the dog biscuits."
The inspector says "oh it's just a bunch of dog biscuits. I will not be curious about this any further or look under the dog biscuits."
The US offered to buy Greenland from Denmark in 1867, 1910, 1946, and 1955 ... by secretaries of state William H. Seward and James F. Byrnes, and privately by Vice President Nelson Rockefeller. The last offer was $100,000 which is much less than the $7.2 M US Seward bought Alaska for.
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January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The US offered to buy Greenland from Denmark in 1867, 1910, 1946, and 1955 ... by secretaries of state William H. Seward and James F. Byrnes, and privately by Vice President Nelson Rockefeller. The last offer was $100,000 which is much less than the $7.2 M US Seward bought Alaska for.
At this point of misuse, we should just change the spellings of both break and brake to break. The system is breaken.
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
At this point of misuse, we should just change the spellings of both break and brake to break. The system is breaken.
I had some of these. They were probably reproductions but they were inspiring. www.awestruckworkshop.com/product/piec...
'Piece of Eight' Spanish 8 Reales Cob 1692 Coin
HANDMADE REPRODUCTION 'Pieces of eight' would have been common in every tavern, shipyard, open market, or shady back alley deal in the 17th...
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January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I had some of these. They were probably reproductions but they were inspiring. www.awestruckworkshop.com/product/piec...
This guy is so up against it, that he actually came up with a heath care plan 8 years later?
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
This guy is so up against it, that he actually came up with a heath care plan 8 years later?
Tall ships will return to NYC for the county's 250th anniversary.
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Tall ships will return to NYC for the county's 250th anniversary.
If you sat out the 2024 election because "both sides are bad" you are exactly the kind of fool they needed.
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you sat out the 2024 election because "both sides are bad" you are exactly the kind of fool they needed.
In the US, it is legal to rip people off.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
In the US, it is legal to rip people off.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
Heritage Foundation aims to get SCOTUS to overturn 'Obergefell v. Hodges' (2015), 'Miller v. California' (1973), and 'Griggs v. Duke Power Company' (1971) in new "Saving America" plan
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January 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Heritage Foundation aims to get SCOTUS to overturn 'Obergefell v. Hodges' (2015), 'Miller v. California' (1973), and 'Griggs v. Duke Power Company' (1971) in new "Saving America" plan
Headline: "Boeing knew of plane part flaw years before UPS crash in Louisville, NTSB says."
Luckily, they have the whole federal government to cover up for them.
Luckily, they have the whole federal government to cover up for them.
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Headline: "Boeing knew of plane part flaw years before UPS crash in Louisville, NTSB says."
Luckily, they have the whole federal government to cover up for them.
Luckily, they have the whole federal government to cover up for them.
Klingons hear any literary reference reference then say "you should read it in the original Klingon."
They'd be like Miles Davis' "The Birth of Cool." You should hear it in the original Klingon.
They'd be like Miles Davis' "The Birth of Cool." You should hear it in the original Klingon.
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Klingons hear any literary reference reference then say "you should read it in the original Klingon."
They'd be like Miles Davis' "The Birth of Cool." You should hear it in the original Klingon.
They'd be like Miles Davis' "The Birth of Cool." You should hear it in the original Klingon.
The NBA had to cancel all out-of-town games because there is no such thing as travelling anymore.
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The NBA had to cancel all out-of-town games because there is no such thing as travelling anymore.