Some kind of Superstar.
@the-opportunist.bsky.social
Your opinion has been duly noted,
annnnnnnnd disregarded.
annnnnnnnd disregarded.
haha. what
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
haha. what
"Has anyone ever told you how—"
Everything goes dark, and he dies.
Everything goes dark, and he dies.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Has anyone ever told you how—"
Everything goes dark, and he dies.
Everything goes dark, and he dies.
Decisions! Frankly, the others are helpless without me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Decisions! Frankly, the others are helpless without me.
( Not as soft as he made it out to be, but soft nonetheless. )
Told you so! Would be a *pretty* stupid thing to lie about.
Told you so! Would be a *pretty* stupid thing to lie about.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
( Not as soft as he made it out to be, but soft nonetheless. )
Told you so! Would be a *pretty* stupid thing to lie about.
Told you so! Would be a *pretty* stupid thing to lie about.
I! Confer! And I'm great at it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I! Confer! And I'm great at it.
Hell yeah, long live Mr. Revachol!
( HE'S A FRAUD GET HIS ASS )
( HE'S A FRAUD GET HIS ASS )
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Hell yeah, long live Mr. Revachol!
( HE'S A FRAUD GET HIS ASS )
( HE'S A FRAUD GET HIS ASS )
(Ohhhhh she doesn't know. Oh she's clueless.)
I told you, I'm moving up! I did such a good job they gave me one!
I told you, I'm moving up! I did such a good job they gave me one!
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
(Ohhhhh she doesn't know. Oh she's clueless.)
I told you, I'm moving up! I did such a good job they gave me one!
I told you, I'm moving up! I did such a good job they gave me one!
"Now, hold on a se—"
She skewers him.
"Ow."
She skewers him.
"Ow."
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Now, hold on a se—"
She skewers him.
"Ow."
She skewers him.
"Ow."
It got us somewhere! I told you I'm not going to stab you! That's somewhere.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It got us somewhere! I told you I'm not going to stab you! That's somewhere.
You already look pretty dead to me, soooo... I'm gonna guess none!
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You already look pretty dead to me, soooo... I'm gonna guess none!
( Kneeling down, holding her head out to Pearl. )
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
( Kneeling down, holding her head out to Pearl. )
And what kind of sadistic, masochistic guy would I have to be to do something so stupid?
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
And what kind of sadistic, masochistic guy would I have to be to do something so stupid?
Do you really think that'd be to *either* of our benefits?
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Do you really think that'd be to *either* of our benefits?
That's because they are. Real fluffy, actually. You can feel, if you'd like. I'm feeling generous today.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
That's because they are. Real fluffy, actually. You can feel, if you'd like. I'm feeling generous today.
"Or, hear me out: *I'll* figure out how you can stab Him! You can spend the time it takes me to do that to stab the other guy, and as thanks, you don't stab me! Sound good?"
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Or, hear me out: *I'll* figure out how you can stab Him! You can spend the time it takes me to do that to stab the other guy, and as thanks, you don't stab me! Sound good?"
Rude. But I'm not just a voice anymore, Princess! I've moved up in the world; got my own body and everything!
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Rude. But I'm not just a voice anymore, Princess! I've moved up in the world; got my own body and everything!
Sure I do!
( There sure is... *something* like ears on the top of her head. And he's definitely got tail *feathers.* )
( There sure is... *something* like ears on the top of her head. And he's definitely got tail *feathers.* )
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sure I do!
( There sure is... *something* like ears on the top of her head. And he's definitely got tail *feathers.* )
( There sure is... *something* like ears on the top of her head. And he's definitely got tail *feathers.* )
A pun? No, come on. I'm not supposed to be the funny one!
So, we're good, yeah? Greaaat.
So, we're good, yeah? Greaaat.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A pun? No, come on. I'm not supposed to be the funny one!
So, we're good, yeah? Greaaat.
So, we're good, yeah? Greaaat.
I have ears and tail all the time! Wow, we have so much in common.
( sir you have undefined appendages that happen to resemble those things )
( sir you have undefined appendages that happen to resemble those things )
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I have ears and tail all the time! Wow, we have so much in common.
( sir you have undefined appendages that happen to resemble those things )
( sir you have undefined appendages that happen to resemble those things )
"How... great to see you again! Now, work with me here, I think we can figure out something that works for *both* of us. How about you stab those two, and leave me out of it? Then we're both happy!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"How... great to see you again! Now, work with me here, I think we can figure out something that works for *both* of us. How about you stab those two, and leave me out of it? Then we're both happy!"
Oh, come on! All things considered, I don't deserve the cold shoulder you're giving me.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh, come on! All things considered, I don't deserve the cold shoulder you're giving me.
Why'd everything go quiet.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Why'd everything go quiet.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM