Stochastic Apotheosis
@the-real-god.bsky.social
Get divine or get out.
As if Tony the Tiger wasn't already thirst trapping too hard.
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
As if Tony the Tiger wasn't already thirst trapping too hard.
I don't wanna harp on vaginal dessication, but the only thing drier than bennyshaps' doctorwife is Klandace Owens' meemaw's cornbread recipe.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't wanna harp on vaginal dessication, but the only thing drier than bennyshaps' doctorwife is Klandace Owens' meemaw's cornbread recipe.
Word of the day calendar says "spoony." Have some bardic inspiration:
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Word of the day calendar says "spoony." Have some bardic inspiration:
Even the greatest gods of men are debased, as their veneration is reduced to a commodity.
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Even the greatest gods of men are debased, as their veneration is reduced to a commodity.
Professor
Brilliant
Innovative
Sickly
Engineering
Medicine
Speech
so yeah, fuck with me
Brilliant
Innovative
Sickly
Engineering
Medicine
Speech
so yeah, fuck with me
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Professor
Brilliant
Innovative
Sickly
Engineering
Medicine
Speech
so yeah, fuck with me
Brilliant
Innovative
Sickly
Engineering
Medicine
Speech
so yeah, fuck with me
My brother in Christ, we can't afford to eat food or live indoors. I cannot stress how much of a fuck I don't give, about who the regime is telling me to hate this week, or why I'm supposed to pretend our government ain't owned by the same corpos as the media.
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My brother in Christ, we can't afford to eat food or live indoors. I cannot stress how much of a fuck I don't give, about who the regime is telling me to hate this week, or why I'm supposed to pretend our government ain't owned by the same corpos as the media.
You can lead, follow,
Or get out the way.
Make a fuckin play?
That'd make my fuckin day!
Or get out the way.
Make a fuckin play?
That'd make my fuckin day!
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
You can lead, follow,
Or get out the way.
Make a fuckin play?
That'd make my fuckin day!
Or get out the way.
Make a fuckin play?
That'd make my fuckin day!
The long-term consequences of cognitive dissonance have been studied. The good news is, it causes mental deterioration which eventually manifests as complete incompetence.
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The long-term consequences of cognitive dissonance have been studied. The good news is, it causes mental deterioration which eventually manifests as complete incompetence.
Mildred posted a new video today. Good stuff. tldr
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Mildred posted a new video today. Good stuff. tldr
When your super-hearing finally detects the sobbing of your maimed heart, it'll be high time to hop into the nearest phone booth and put on your hero pajamas.
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When your super-hearing finally detects the sobbing of your maimed heart, it'll be high time to hop into the nearest phone booth and put on your hero pajamas.
"First Lady Erika Vance" has a disgusting ring to it. Just remember, swapping from Trump (when he dies in 2026) to Vance, is - as another shitposter pointed out - not particularly different from changing your t-shirt because you've shat your cargo shorts.
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"First Lady Erika Vance" has a disgusting ring to it. Just remember, swapping from Trump (when he dies in 2026) to Vance, is - as another shitposter pointed out - not particularly different from changing your t-shirt because you've shat your cargo shorts.
Life comes at you fast, when you bump into someone who isn't willing to take a dive.
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Life comes at you fast, when you bump into someone who isn't willing to take a dive.
Steve Aylett is pretty great.
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Steve Aylett is pretty great.
Every "traditional American value" and "essential fact of human nature" was created by an ad agency in the 1950s to sell carcinogens by pandering to bigots.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every "traditional American value" and "essential fact of human nature" was created by an ad agency in the 1950s to sell carcinogens by pandering to bigots.
I slept. To my chagrin, I did.
I'm awake again.
Sleeping is only a gateway drug to breaking the fast.
I'm awake again.
Sleeping is only a gateway drug to breaking the fast.
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I slept. To my chagrin, I did.
I'm awake again.
Sleeping is only a gateway drug to breaking the fast.
I'm awake again.
Sleeping is only a gateway drug to breaking the fast.
Demonic chanting in enochian sounds better in the original Latin. And like all Latin, in sounds better in the original Greek.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Demonic chanting in enochian sounds better in the original Latin. And like all Latin, in sounds better in the original Greek.
Cisn't people have existed since before the USA or Christianity, but Christian politicians in the USA are making laws against us (repeated for emphasis: we are real and we are alive) in the name of Christ.
Bonkers, when you think about it.
Bonkers, when you think about it.
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Cisn't people have existed since before the USA or Christianity, but Christian politicians in the USA are making laws against us (repeated for emphasis: we are real and we are alive) in the name of Christ.
Bonkers, when you think about it.
Bonkers, when you think about it.
Nice injury you got there.
Be a darn shame if someone...
added insult to it.
Be a darn shame if someone...
added insult to it.
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Nice injury you got there.
Be a darn shame if someone...
added insult to it.
Be a darn shame if someone...
added insult to it.
Anyway. I guess a point I'm making
currently
between now, and whenever I inevitably turn this account into a molten crater
from orbit
because whatever corpo owns the platform, decides it wants a copy of my birth certificate
Is its unserious to "have traditional values" if your faith <6k yrs old
currently
between now, and whenever I inevitably turn this account into a molten crater
from orbit
because whatever corpo owns the platform, decides it wants a copy of my birth certificate
Is its unserious to "have traditional values" if your faith <6k yrs old
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Anyway. I guess a point I'm making
currently
between now, and whenever I inevitably turn this account into a molten crater
from orbit
because whatever corpo owns the platform, decides it wants a copy of my birth certificate
Is its unserious to "have traditional values" if your faith <6k yrs old
currently
between now, and whenever I inevitably turn this account into a molten crater
from orbit
because whatever corpo owns the platform, decides it wants a copy of my birth certificate
Is its unserious to "have traditional values" if your faith <6k yrs old
Speaking truth to power? Big oof. Beware the traditional consequences, meted out in the name of traditional values.
That's why I only speak truth to echo chambers populated exclusively by marginalized people.
I've seen the response "traditional values" demand toward prophets.
That's why I only speak truth to echo chambers populated exclusively by marginalized people.
I've seen the response "traditional values" demand toward prophets.
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Speaking truth to power? Big oof. Beware the traditional consequences, meted out in the name of traditional values.
That's why I only speak truth to echo chambers populated exclusively by marginalized people.
I've seen the response "traditional values" demand toward prophets.
That's why I only speak truth to echo chambers populated exclusively by marginalized people.
I've seen the response "traditional values" demand toward prophets.
Escape room for billionaires:
The exit door is unlocked and ajar. Between the entrance and the exit, there is a wheel. There's nothing wrong with the wheel. The wheel is not being used for anything. If they can stop trying to take credit for improving the wheel somehow, then they're free to go.
The exit door is unlocked and ajar. Between the entrance and the exit, there is a wheel. There's nothing wrong with the wheel. The wheel is not being used for anything. If they can stop trying to take credit for improving the wheel somehow, then they're free to go.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Escape room for billionaires:
The exit door is unlocked and ajar. Between the entrance and the exit, there is a wheel. There's nothing wrong with the wheel. The wheel is not being used for anything. If they can stop trying to take credit for improving the wheel somehow, then they're free to go.
The exit door is unlocked and ajar. Between the entrance and the exit, there is a wheel. There's nothing wrong with the wheel. The wheel is not being used for anything. If they can stop trying to take credit for improving the wheel somehow, then they're free to go.
"People become more conservative as they grow older."
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"People become more conservative as they grow older."
With my Protestant upbringing, I learned people look at you funny if you say, "If god shows up, you should grab him. If you manage to hold onto him long enough, then he has to grant you a wish."
But if you're raised Jewish, then it's just a basic theological principle everybody is aware of.
But if you're raised Jewish, then it's just a basic theological principle everybody is aware of.
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
With my Protestant upbringing, I learned people look at you funny if you say, "If god shows up, you should grab him. If you manage to hold onto him long enough, then he has to grant you a wish."
But if you're raised Jewish, then it's just a basic theological principle everybody is aware of.
But if you're raised Jewish, then it's just a basic theological principle everybody is aware of.