@the-real-markus.bsky.social
Probing the ontological and epistemological depths of reality.
Wow, things must be getting really bad with ICE and Minnesota. They are now releasing more of the Epstein files to distract from what's has happened there.
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Wow, things must be getting really bad with ICE and Minnesota. They are now releasing more of the Epstein files to distract from what's has happened there.
Is this a Monty Python skit? A president barges into the Nobel headquarters and demands to be awarded the peace prize...or else there will be war.
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Is this a Monty Python skit? A president barges into the Nobel headquarters and demands to be awarded the peace prize...or else there will be war.
It might sound crazy for one NATO country to invade another member, but it actually makes 100% sense. Think about it. If you were about to be exposed for your connection to child sex traffickers, then it makes perfect sense to distract everyone by starting a war with your allies.
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 AM
It might sound crazy for one NATO country to invade another member, but it actually makes 100% sense. Think about it. If you were about to be exposed for your connection to child sex traffickers, then it makes perfect sense to distract everyone by starting a war with your allies.
So now they are not even going even going offer a fucking thought and prayer now?
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
So now they are not even going even going offer a fucking thought and prayer now?
Hypothetical question: If the Kryptonian man of steel, Superman were at the ICE raid, in which Renee Nicole Good was killed, who would he shoot?
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Hypothetical question: If the Kryptonian man of steel, Superman were at the ICE raid, in which Renee Nicole Good was killed, who would he shoot?
Ain't this deja fucking vu all over again with another war. Are we going to send in inspectors to Venezuela to search for fentanyl WMDs? How about striking back at criticisms from France by renaming French fries to Freedom fries? Guess it is time to dust off the "mission accomplished" banner again.
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Ain't this deja fucking vu all over again with another war. Are we going to send in inspectors to Venezuela to search for fentanyl WMDs? How about striking back at criticisms from France by renaming French fries to Freedom fries? Guess it is time to dust off the "mission accomplished" banner again.
Since Trumpty Dumpty likes to put his names on so many things, it is definitely about time that he has his name put on his very own jail cell door.
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Since Trumpty Dumpty likes to put his names on so many things, it is definitely about time that he has his name put on his very own jail cell door.
Regarding the US navy battleships, the orange autocrat wants to make a new Trump class. Oh god, next thing you know, he'll train all the sailors at Trump university and make them eat Trump steaks whilst docked at Epstein Island.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Regarding the US navy battleships, the orange autocrat wants to make a new Trump class. Oh god, next thing you know, he'll train all the sailors at Trump university and make them eat Trump steaks whilst docked at Epstein Island.
Why are they called the Epstein files? It seems more appropriate to call them the Trump files at this stage.
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Why are they called the Epstein files? It seems more appropriate to call them the Trump files at this stage.
When referring to the shooting at Brown University, sleepy Don said that "things can happen". Just like that time that someone tried to him?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When referring to the shooting at Brown University, sleepy Don said that "things can happen". Just like that time that someone tried to him?
I'm eagerly awaiting my first annual North Pole Peace prize from Santa Clause being nice and not naughty.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I'm eagerly awaiting my first annual North Pole Peace prize from Santa Clause being nice and not naughty.
Really? Mark Kelly should be executed for sedition? People stranded in Caribbean waters should be murdered? Attention pro-life protesters outside abortion clinics - you're at the wrong fucking place.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Really? Mark Kelly should be executed for sedition? People stranded in Caribbean waters should be murdered? Attention pro-life protesters outside abortion clinics - you're at the wrong fucking place.
I gawd, not again. The orange autocrat has given a deadline to the Maduro regime...sounds very much like Bush's deadline to Saddam Husein and WMDs.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I gawd, not again. The orange autocrat has given a deadline to the Maduro regime...sounds very much like Bush's deadline to Saddam Husein and WMDs.
America needs a locksmith asap.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
America needs a locksmith asap.
First it was the White House, next I predict it will be Mt. Rushmore.
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
First it was the White House, next I predict it will be Mt. Rushmore.
Destroying the East Wing of the White House for a ballroom feels like someone demolishing parts of the Eiffel tower to install a multi-pitch rock climbing wall and a bungee jumping platform exclusively for President Macron and his cabinet ministers.
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Destroying the East Wing of the White House for a ballroom feels like someone demolishing parts of the Eiffel tower to install a multi-pitch rock climbing wall and a bungee jumping platform exclusively for President Macron and his cabinet ministers.
Well, it looks like there's no need to watch that scene from the Will Smith movie Independence Day anymore. That orange alien is destroying the White House in real life.
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Well, it looks like there's no need to watch that scene from the Will Smith movie Independence Day anymore. That orange alien is destroying the White House in real life.
I wonder, was there a No Kings Day rally in the UK last weekend?
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I wonder, was there a No Kings Day rally in the UK last weekend?
O-Oh! The Nobel Committee did not award the peace prize to certain president of a certain North American country. You know what this means don't you? It's gonna mean war against the committee's home, Norway.
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
O-Oh! The Nobel Committee did not award the peace prize to certain president of a certain North American country. You know what this means don't you? It's gonna mean war against the committee's home, Norway.
MQGA doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
MQGA doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
Shit! There's a bad bunny crisis sweeping America. Quick, call the National Guard and ICE. It is time for strong leadership to fight this scourge to protect the freedom of all the good bunnies.
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Shit! There's a bad bunny crisis sweeping America. Quick, call the National Guard and ICE. It is time for strong leadership to fight this scourge to protect the freedom of all the good bunnies.
So, the guy who wants to wage war in Portland, Chicago and Venezuela wants a Nobel peace prize? Give me a break! He should at the very least had re-named the Dept of Defense, to the Dept of Peace instead of War.
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
So, the guy who wants to wage war in Portland, Chicago and Venezuela wants a Nobel peace prize? Give me a break! He should at the very least had re-named the Dept of Defense, to the Dept of Peace instead of War.
June 6th, 0600 hours. D-day. Private Richtman from the 4th Infantry Division peered confusedly over the top of his amphibious landing vehicle as it inched closer to that Utah beach. In particular, he didn't understand why they were at war with Utah, but President Trump insisted for some reason.
September 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
June 6th, 0600 hours. D-day. Private Richtman from the 4th Infantry Division peered confusedly over the top of his amphibious landing vehicle as it inched closer to that Utah beach. In particular, he didn't understand why they were at war with Utah, but President Trump insisted for some reason.
Can everyone do me a favor? Please let the Trump regime know about my hurtful mocking of them and how they should therefore pressure Bluesky to unconstitutionally suspend me from here. It would be nice for my account to be subject to the Kimmel effect.
September 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can everyone do me a favor? Please let the Trump regime know about my hurtful mocking of them and how they should therefore pressure Bluesky to unconstitutionally suspend me from here. It would be nice for my account to be subject to the Kimmel effect.