RED
@the-red-rabbit.bsky.social
I post a lot of shitpost memes and song lyrics. This is primarily a therapy journal for me, and a place to post pictures of the sky and mushrooms. I'm an actual skinwalker
Sometimes we miss old frends
Till we remember they weren't friends
You see, treachery in memories
It always takes a different spin
Until it happens again and again
Till we remember they weren't friends
You see, treachery in memories
It always takes a different spin
Until it happens again and again
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Sometimes we miss old frends
Till we remember they weren't friends
You see, treachery in memories
It always takes a different spin
Until it happens again and again
Till we remember they weren't friends
You see, treachery in memories
It always takes a different spin
Until it happens again and again
Warlock 6 / Paladin I
Maul attack (pact weapon): 2d6+5
Booming Blade (agonizing blast): +1d8+5
Divine Smite (level 3 warlock spell slot): +4d8
Hex: +1d6
Divine Favor: +1d4
Aasimar Divinity: +3
5d8+3d6+1d4+13
Non-critical single all-in attack total potential damage range: 22 - 75
Maul attack (pact weapon): 2d6+5
Booming Blade (agonizing blast): +1d8+5
Divine Smite (level 3 warlock spell slot): +4d8
Hex: +1d6
Divine Favor: +1d4
Aasimar Divinity: +3
5d8+3d6+1d4+13
Non-critical single all-in attack total potential damage range: 22 - 75
January 31, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Warlock 6 / Paladin I
Maul attack (pact weapon): 2d6+5
Booming Blade (agonizing blast): +1d8+5
Divine Smite (level 3 warlock spell slot): +4d8
Hex: +1d6
Divine Favor: +1d4
Aasimar Divinity: +3
5d8+3d6+1d4+13
Non-critical single all-in attack total potential damage range: 22 - 75
Maul attack (pact weapon): 2d6+5
Booming Blade (agonizing blast): +1d8+5
Divine Smite (level 3 warlock spell slot): +4d8
Hex: +1d6
Divine Favor: +1d4
Aasimar Divinity: +3
5d8+3d6+1d4+13
Non-critical single all-in attack total potential damage range: 22 - 75
The dice I need to have during any given session at current level.
Next level, I will need one additional d10, one additional d8, and two additional d4s
In addition, I usually have a bardic inspiration die ready to burn
Next level, I will need one additional d10, one additional d8, and two additional d4s
In addition, I usually have a bardic inspiration die ready to burn
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The dice I need to have during any given session at current level.
Next level, I will need one additional d10, one additional d8, and two additional d4s
In addition, I usually have a bardic inspiration die ready to burn
Next level, I will need one additional d10, one additional d8, and two additional d4s
In addition, I usually have a bardic inspiration die ready to burn
Man they FUCKED both my shit up in the ER the other day. I look like a junkie thst doesn't know what they're doing
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Man they FUCKED both my shit up in the ER the other day. I look like a junkie thst doesn't know what they're doing
This is an excerpt of something entitled "This is not an admission of guilt"
January 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
This is an excerpt of something entitled "This is not an admission of guilt"
Denizen of the tall grass
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Denizen of the tall grass
She's actually perfect
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
She's actually perfect
Poetry or lyrics or a script or some shit or maybe something else who even knows man
January 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Poetry or lyrics or a script or some shit or maybe something else who even knows man
"what if Will Ferrell were singing Christmas songs and spinning around until he vomits"
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"what if Will Ferrell were singing Christmas songs and spinning around until he vomits"
Damn, dude. Fucking bummer fr
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Damn, dude. Fucking bummer fr
Look at this brand new car
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Look at this brand new car