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Rotisserie chickens taste best in parking lots.
The sky looks like the goddamned Blair Witch this evening.
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The sky looks like the goddamned Blair Witch this evening.
Found in the wild at a Food Lion in Winston Salem, NC.
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Found in the wild at a Food Lion in Winston Salem, NC.
So Trump chewed on Clinton’s tootsie roll. Slobbed on that knob.
Please forgive the sounds you hear from me. I have never laughed this hard in my entire life.
Please forgive the sounds you hear from me. I have never laughed this hard in my entire life.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So Trump chewed on Clinton’s tootsie roll. Slobbed on that knob.
Please forgive the sounds you hear from me. I have never laughed this hard in my entire life.
Please forgive the sounds you hear from me. I have never laughed this hard in my entire life.
Jesus, get rid of Bryce. I’m so over it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Jesus, get rid of Bryce. I’m so over it.
Welp. That was a stressful ass game. The Panthers can stop with that Cardiac Cats thing now that I’m in my forties.
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Welp. That was a stressful ass game. The Panthers can stop with that Cardiac Cats thing now that I’m in my forties.
SWEET CAROLINE!!!
October 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
SWEET CAROLINE!!!
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I’m gonna need Hershey to start making fun size Zero bars so I can give them out to Trick or Treaters. They’re the best candy bar ever and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.
October 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m gonna need Hershey to start making fun size Zero bars so I can give them out to Trick or Treaters. They’re the best candy bar ever and I will fight anyone that says otherwise.
…..when is this Bryce Young experiment over?
September 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
…..when is this Bryce Young experiment over?
We found the PERFECT frame for our Laura Palmer photo.
September 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We found the PERFECT frame for our Laura Palmer photo.
I’m teaching my daughter the Arsenio Hall “woo woo woo woo” fist thing because I need her to be the coolest one in a crowd.
August 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m teaching my daughter the Arsenio Hall “woo woo woo woo” fist thing because I need her to be the coolest one in a crowd.
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Just a reminder: Ask about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️
#BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Source: @thedailyshow.com (YouTube)
#BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Source: @thedailyshow.com (YouTube)
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just a reminder: Ask about the Epstein list. Every. Single. Day. ‼️
#BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Source: @thedailyshow.com (YouTube)
#BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Source: @thedailyshow.com (YouTube)
The sumbitches at Smuckers don’t make wet nuts anymore. Walnuts in syrup, for anyone uncultured.
August 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The sumbitches at Smuckers don’t make wet nuts anymore. Walnuts in syrup, for anyone uncultured.
