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The Vidalia News Recorder @the-vnr.bsky.social · Nov 21
Insanity and Stupidity screamed at me with all the moral indignation of the gleefully uninformed. The petulance of self importance fouled the air until what was left seemed normal, and by the last drops of curdled sanity Brutality shed its cloak of idiocy revealing true Disdain.
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ATI: What Happened in the Thanksgiving Day NFL Games?
ATI: What Happened in the Thanksgiving Day NFL Games?
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November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The Vidalia News Recorder does not follow #illegalorders
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular

Dear Hipsters, The countdown clock has officially started. If you want to keep riding the wave of telling everyone you knew about that cool thing before it was popular, you only have 25 years left. Once that time…
Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular
Dear Hipsters, The countdown clock has officially started. If you want to keep riding the wave of telling everyone you knew about that cool thing before it was popular, you only have 25 years left. Once that time is up, it will be too late. In 2050, the Vidalia News Recorder--being the greatest investigatively satirical news source in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy and Lower Temecula--will be popular.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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ATI: What Does “6 7” Mean?
What does “6 7” mean? If you don’t even know, Bro, what kind of conspiracy theorist are you even really, Gramps?!? Be afraid.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Buckle up Veeners because this week's article is a wild ride using facts and logic to deduce the presence of the world's most heinous cabal...
While also proving that we are all bisexual, gay men.

#antichrist #storks #babies #god #climatechange #bisexual
If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?
Sometimes, the only way to know anything is to deduce from incontrovertible evidence those things that must also be true. This is how Neptune was discovered. Scientists, and probably a few nepo-bab…
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November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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California's Prop 50 was debated nationally by leading political voices like: Munger Jr., The Governator, Newsom, and many small pebbles probably with podcasts. But what does Prop 50 do?
#california #prop50 #prop #governator #newsom

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ATI: What Will CA’s Prop 50 Do?
What will California’s Prop 50 do???
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November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content
The Vidalia News Recorder LLC (The VNR) is proud to announce that it has been honored with a Silver Davey Award in the category of “General: Strange and Unusual” at the 21st Annual Davey Awards, ma…
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November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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#iphone #ios #apple
ATI: What’s in The New iOS 26.1 Update?
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October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Is it possible that our devotion to an image of a perfect being may have soured our collective loins from tendering each other? Which God were we made in the image of? Some of us CLEARLY were not made in the image of deific perfection or even of New York 5’s
Nation’s Girlfriends Surprised To Learn Not All Men Created in God’s Image
Is it possible that our devotion to an image of a perfect being may have soured our collective loins from tendering each other? Which God were we made in the image of? Some of us CLEARLY were not m…
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October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Check out The Vidalia News Recorder's Winning entry "The Vidalia News Recorder" at the 2025 Davey Awards! daveyawards.com/winners-area...

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October 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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#musk #ai #zuckerburg #bezos #sex #sexbot #robosex #ticklemejezebel
Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels
The Zuck, Musk, Thiel, Bezos, Altman, Cook, Pichai, Nadella, Andreeson, and others, are coming soon to a bedroom near you.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Why are #greenbeans the #smug #aholes of the #vegetable world? Learn with these four reasons!!
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World
Sometimes listicles need ten items to be authoritative. Sometimes, five items will do if it’s are compelling. But today, we’re dramatically redefining the genre and creating a listicle …
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October 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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#greenbeans are the #smug #assholes we always knew them to be
#vegetables
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Congrats to @wendy-s.bsky.social on the new dating app: The #Bacon-Mater This is an great idea and we're lucky to get the #exclusive on this #tasty story
#loveconquers
Please read our exposé and get a glimpse of the #profile questions!!

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October 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Who can #guess what the #ouraring 5 #newfeature will be?
ATI: What New Health Metric Will the Oura Ring 5 Monitor?
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October 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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#womensissues #boobies #science #research #women
Having Skirted Women’s Issues, Science Vows to Handle More Boobies
Within is a conversation between two Science researchers as they study women’s issues by studying boobs in the pursuit of penance for the historical distancing of women from Science.
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September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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#astrology #lavender #gemini #virgins
ATI: Which Astrological Sign Will Forget to Read the Memo at Work Today?
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September 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Three very different anti‑democratic texts—Curtis Yarvin’s Dark Enlightenment, Hitler’s Mein Kampf, and Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged—all share a hidden structure: they use “the people” as fuel for the power of a tiny elite. 🧵
September 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Congratulations to @annehathawaybr.bsky.social for her constant command of #hautecouture this time by #modeling the new @tomshardware.com line of #pocketprotector. #nerdlife #dork
Anne Hathaway Models Tom’s Hardware Pocket Protectors for Nerds. Dorks Outraged
Paris Fashion Show Inside this inner-city warehouse, that sits like an inelegant scar against the Parisian sky, is this year’s most anticipated haute couture fashion show. Eat your hearts out…
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September 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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saystay.bsky.social Gulf of Mexico 🌀 @saystay.bsky.social · Sep 12
This website has been created to help this mob find these people. Labeling them as Kirk murderers is placing a target on their back. They have no idea their name is on this site based on their opinion on social media. Repost and call your reps. Someone is going to get hurt

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Expose Charlie's Murderers
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September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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ATI: Who Will Won Love Island Season 8, and How?
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September 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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USDA, FDA with DHS, CBP, BOP Create Food Rating: Soylento Greeno
In a darkened room, walls stacked with shelves, burdened with boxes labelled with their contents of: condensed meat sludge, pre-slimed lettuce, pre-lettuced slime, smushed tomatoes, brittle taco sh…
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September 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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“Adieu Mon Fuck” – Says Dumpster Fire Union Rep
If you had to give up one word that you use regularly, what would it be? Well shit, this is gonna be a hard one for sure. If there is one word I had to give up, that I otherwise use regularly, it w…
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