Chris Hodges 100% organic free range artist
@the-zombie-hunter.bsky.social
Just an artist trying to do art stuff. Horror, SciFi, and pet portraits.
I am available for commissions and have prints of most of my work also.
I would love to collaborate with a horror or fantasy writer looking for art.
I am available for commissions and have prints of most of my work also.
I would love to collaborate with a horror or fantasy writer looking for art.
He also accused chestnuts of being lazy.
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
He also accused chestnuts of being lazy.
The only things smaller than Charlie’s teeth, are his balls.
June 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The only things smaller than Charlie’s teeth, are his balls.
Followed. I’m still adding artwork.
June 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Followed. I’m still adding artwork.
I still have the original trilogy, unaltered, in a VHS box set.
June 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I still have the original trilogy, unaltered, in a VHS box set.
How is Johnson able to stand upright if he has no detectable spine?
June 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
How is Johnson able to stand upright if he has no detectable spine?
Pencil work. I also dabble in paint and fuss with Procreate on the iPad.
May 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pencil work. I also dabble in paint and fuss with Procreate on the iPad.
Mid (life crisis) Rock.
April 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mid (life crisis) Rock.
Possibly the only thing smaller than his teeth.
April 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Possibly the only thing smaller than his teeth.
Easiest time I ever had losing weight was having food poisoning for two days. Probably dropped 15 lbs that weekend.
April 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Easiest time I ever had losing weight was having food poisoning for two days. Probably dropped 15 lbs that weekend.
But it’s a strobe light.
April 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
But it’s a strobe light.
I don’t have a shop, but here are some examples of what I have done. I have prints available.
April 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I don’t have a shop, but here are some examples of what I have done. I have prints available.
Sometimes we refer to something that is quite impressive or deserving accolades, as “The Dogs Bollocks”.
April 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sometimes we refer to something that is quite impressive or deserving accolades, as “The Dogs Bollocks”.
Mothers of Greenland, hide your settees.
March 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Mothers of Greenland, hide your settees.
It’s awesome. I like acrylics too. Liquitex makes a clear gel you mix into acrylics so they’ll dry slower. It helps sometimes when I want to mix colours on the canvas.
March 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s awesome. I like acrylics too. Liquitex makes a clear gel you mix into acrylics so they’ll dry slower. It helps sometimes when I want to mix colours on the canvas.
Nah, just add me on Teams, thanks.
March 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Nah, just add me on Teams, thanks.
Works with Event Horizon too.
March 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Works with Event Horizon too.
Look them straight in the eye tell them “Just say the word and you have my sword”.
Works everytime except the times it doesn’t work.
Works everytime except the times it doesn’t work.
March 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Look them straight in the eye tell them “Just say the word and you have my sword”.
Works everytime except the times it doesn’t work.
Works everytime except the times it doesn’t work.
Emo Musk?
March 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Emo Musk?
And pass the Citizenship test. I doubt if many of them can.
March 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
And pass the Citizenship test. I doubt if many of them can.