...Have you never encountered a Big Mac? Poland.

The default sauce you get on burgers is those three things!

That's just burger sauce

I had this before even starting to try weird things, mayo with spicy/peppered meats fucks.

I regret to report-

I would fuck up a bowl of mayo and rice. Hell, I thought surely sushi with mayo would break me- nope.

Oh, cute! It's adorable when you get a doll like this and then open the door very loudly and cuddle it until it gets verbal again.

I feel like a conspiracy nut putting a spoonful of (Hellmann's Original, thought it'd make for a good reference implementation where I go "hm, this is good/bad with a mayo" rather than "this is good/bad mayo") mayo on anything I eat just to see if it's better and going "...fuck." every time.

You cook us exclusively potato dishes, we cook you exclusively mayo dishes. The day we go through a plate of curly mayo fries we know we've made it.

Why couldn't it have been like, idk, butter? If one day you discovered everything tastes better with butter you'd just go "oh yeah, huh, that makes sense."

Fucking mayo? Really?

the way I use them for personal projects closely mirrors the way I use them for work: rfd.shared.oxide.computer/rfd/0576

Yes!

van der Hart, O., & Dorahy, M. J. (2009). History of the concept of dissociation. In P. F. Dell & J. A. O'Neil (Eds.), Dissociation and the dissociative disorders: DSM-V and beyond (pp. 3–26). Routledge/Taylor & Francis Group.:

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It's the perfect PID problem since we have an absolutely dominating integral factor, a proportional factor with massive inertia, and so have to rely on the derivstive a lot.

Wait, I can make the cat switch control the heating and airflow too. Maybe even throw in a bluetooth speaker with some cat noises.

...Is this how Charles Mingus felt when he taught his cat to shit in the toilet?

...I could *intentionally* throw more heat-generating hardware in there and implement a quick PID controller for driving a few spare Noctuas and effectively have a thermostat for the cat...

This is the way Flexispot standing desk controllers REPORT their height