Matthew The13thBard (Writing Commissions Open!)
@the13thbard.bsky.social
I am a writer, a gamer, a reader, a movie and a show enjoyer, and also autistic. So basically I’m a nightmarish train wreck.
Also Jewish.
#writing #fanfiction #Fe3h
Check out my Kofi page! https://ko-fi.com/bard13
Also Jewish.
#writing #fanfiction #Fe3h
Check out my Kofi page! https://ko-fi.com/bard13
*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personal ki- *Blub blub blub*
Nothing personal ki- *Blub blub blub*
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personal ki- *Blub blub blub*
Nothing personal ki- *Blub blub blub*
Darkest Dungeon 2 is killing me man lol
This is way harder than the first game.
This is way harder than the first game.
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Darkest Dungeon 2 is killing me man lol
This is way harder than the first game.
This is way harder than the first game.
Think my interest in checking Twitter is finally being killed after these past couple of days.
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Think my interest in checking Twitter is finally being killed after these past couple of days.
I really need to get on Bluesky more. I miss y’all 😭
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I really need to get on Bluesky more. I miss y’all 😭
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There’s a non-zero chance that J.D. Vance wrote that one Loud House fanfic
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There’s a non-zero chance that J.D. Vance wrote that one Loud House fanfic
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THE MYTHICAL ARROW-THROWER -- Rogue (1980)
YouTube video by Admiral Adorable
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Well. I survived another the fourth anniversary of my sister’s death.
I’m okay, thankfully. Hardest part was getting out of bed today.
I’m okay, thankfully. Hardest part was getting out of bed today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well. I survived another the fourth anniversary of my sister’s death.
I’m okay, thankfully. Hardest part was getting out of bed today.
I’m okay, thankfully. Hardest part was getting out of bed today.
I want to see these two fight to the death in an Arby’s at 3:00 AM
October 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I want to see these two fight to the death in an Arby’s at 3:00 AM
“That man is going to MARRY us!”
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“That man is going to MARRY us!”
Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time.
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time.
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
I haven’t even played Engage yet, I’m not ready for a new FE 😭
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I haven’t even played Engage yet, I’m not ready for a new FE 😭
The pneumonia is letting me post on social media again finally.
September 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The pneumonia is letting me post on social media again finally.
My singing caused a friend of mine to start drinking :(
August 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My singing caused a friend of mine to start drinking :(
This is how it feels making other people read your work knowing it’ll horrify them to no end.
August 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is how it feels making other people read your work knowing it’ll horrify them to no end.
Learning the names and etymologies of the Nordic frost giants has been a wild ride.
August 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Learning the names and etymologies of the Nordic frost giants has been a wild ride.
Play the funny Crab Souls game they said
It would be a chill experience they said
It would be a chill experience they said
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Play the funny Crab Souls game they said
It would be a chill experience they said
It would be a chill experience they said
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In my opinion, keep calling and ask for details. Really get at PayPal and Stripe especially. Play the dumb consumer, business peeps can bring up your perspective, and ask them why Australian extremists can influence American free speech. Be clear, be polite, and keep. fucking. calling.
July 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In my opinion, keep calling and ask for details. Really get at PayPal and Stripe especially. Play the dumb consumer, business peeps can bring up your perspective, and ask them why Australian extremists can influence American free speech. Be clear, be polite, and keep. fucking. calling.
John Mantle is still there and this July has been hell
(Repost because I forgot to spoiler the image)
They found a black spot in my lungs at urgent care, so my Deltarune brainrot knew what to do.
They found a black spot in my lungs at urgent care, so my Deltarune brainrot knew what to do.
July 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
John Mantle is still there and this July has been hell
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Diggin' for water...'n' money...'n' beads...'n' food. Diggin' for a lot of things, actually...
youtu.be/jQgH-ygVuTQ
youtu.be/jQgH-ygVuTQ
SULKY SEI-AN -- Let's Play Ōkami Pt.21
YouTube video by Admiral Adorable
youtu.be
July 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Diggin' for water...'n' money...'n' beads...'n' food. Diggin' for a lot of things, actually...
youtu.be/jQgH-ygVuTQ
youtu.be/jQgH-ygVuTQ
I have been emotionally destroyed by a homeless crab
July 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have been emotionally destroyed by a homeless crab
So what happens when a Smurf is named “Killey?”
July 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So what happens when a Smurf is named “Killey?”
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working on some #edeldorobert for @edelgardrarepairwk.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
working on some #edeldorobert for @edelgardrarepairwk.bsky.social
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Here's my contribution for this #omori fan project! Please check out the project, there's hundreds of talented artists involved!
If you're interested in joining the project, there's a few spots left!
I really enjoyed drawing Fred, he's such a little guy
#omorifanart #art #fanart #animation
If you're interested in joining the project, there's a few spots left!
I really enjoyed drawing Fred, he's such a little guy
#omorifanart #art #fanart #animation
FRED — Always has much important business to attend to, in addition to his other important businesses 💼
Art by @theotakuartist.bsky.social 🎨
JOIN: forms.gle/rieDdg9uhvLn...
#OMORI #OMORIFANART
Art by @theotakuartist.bsky.social 🎨
JOIN: forms.gle/rieDdg9uhvLn...
#OMORI #OMORIFANART
July 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Here's my contribution for this #omori fan project! Please check out the project, there's hundreds of talented artists involved!
If you're interested in joining the project, there's a few spots left!
I really enjoyed drawing Fred, he's such a little guy
#omorifanart #art #fanart #animation
If you're interested in joining the project, there's a few spots left!
I really enjoyed drawing Fred, he's such a little guy
#omorifanart #art #fanart #animation