Hypatia
@the13thofthem.bsky.social
Ah, we little girls who think they know everything...🐧
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Hypatia
@the13thofthem.bsky.social
· Apr 7
I urgently need to find a visa for Uranus
Modern relationships:
– Like two stories
– Don’t text for three days
– Then say “You’ve changed”
What am I, the weather forecast?
You don’t know me,
It’s all in your head, get over it
– Like two stories
– Don’t text for three days
– Then say “You’ve changed”
What am I, the weather forecast?
You don’t know me,
It’s all in your head, get over it
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Modern relationships:
– Like two stories
– Don’t text for three days
– Then say “You’ve changed”
What am I, the weather forecast?
You don’t know me,
It’s all in your head, get over it
– Like two stories
– Don’t text for three days
– Then say “You’ve changed”
What am I, the weather forecast?
You don’t know me,
It’s all in your head, get over it
I thought things would get easier when I grew up.
Turns out the only easy thing is preparing something to eat
Turns out the only easy thing is preparing something to eat
April 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I thought things would get easier when I grew up.
Turns out the only easy thing is preparing something to eat
Turns out the only easy thing is preparing something to eat
My life philosophy:
If it doesn’t work, force it.
If it still doesn’t work, go take a nap.
If it doesn’t work, force it.
If it still doesn’t work, go take a nap.
April 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My life philosophy:
If it doesn’t work, force it.
If it still doesn’t work, go take a nap.
If it doesn’t work, force it.
If it still doesn’t work, go take a nap.
The only place where the new one doesn't make you miss the old one is a Victoria's Secret fashion show, so you can break up
April 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The only place where the new one doesn't make you miss the old one is a Victoria's Secret fashion show, so you can break up
Some people become more productive after having coffee in the morning. I don't understand what morning is without drinking anything first.
April 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Some people become more productive after having coffee in the morning. I don't understand what morning is without drinking anything first.
Damn mosquitoes are gonna wake up next month
April 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Damn mosquitoes are gonna wake up next month
I urgently need to find a visa for Uranus
April 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I urgently need to find a visa for Uranus
The WindEurope 2025 event is starting in Copenhagen. Leaders from the wind energy sector will gather; hopefully, the wind will join them too.
April 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The WindEurope 2025 event is starting in Copenhagen. Leaders from the wind energy sector will gather; hopefully, the wind will join them too.
Thank goodness there are no ads in chatgpt
April 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thank goodness there are no ads in chatgpt
He used to text like a TEDx speaker, now he’s a Neanderthal with emojis. Maybe it’s me
April 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He used to text like a TEDx speaker, now he’s a Neanderthal with emojis. Maybe it’s me
We were making plans at school and the teacher said, You love planning, just not the part where you actually do it.
April 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We were making plans at school and the teacher said, You love planning, just not the part where you actually do it.
I don’t have resting bitch face. I have thinking about snacks face
April 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t have resting bitch face. I have thinking about snacks face
Me: I’ll go to bed early.
Also me at 2AM: What is the origin of forks?
Also me at 2AM: What is the origin of forks?
April 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me: I’ll go to bed early.
Also me at 2AM: What is the origin of forks?
Also me at 2AM: What is the origin of forks?
Every time I clean my room, I find something I thought I lost in 2014. It’s a time machine, basically
April 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Every time I clean my room, I find something I thought I lost in 2014. It’s a time machine, basically
Why do I even buy bananas? I know they’ll betray me in 48 hours
April 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why do I even buy bananas? I know they’ll betray me in 48 hours