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Hypatia
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Ah, we little girls who think they know everything...🐧
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I urgently need to find a visa for Uranus
Modern relationships:
– Like two stories
– Don’t text for three days
– Then say “You’ve changed”

What am I, the weather forecast?
You don’t know me,
It’s all in your head, get over it
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I thought things would get easier when I grew up.
Turns out the only easy thing is preparing something to eat
April 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My life philosophy:
If it doesn’t work, force it.
If it still doesn’t work, go take a nap.
April 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The only place where the new one doesn't make you miss the old one is a Victoria's Secret fashion show, so you can break up
April 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Some people become more productive after having coffee in the morning. I don't understand what morning is without drinking anything first.
April 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Damn mosquitoes are gonna wake up next month
April 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I urgently need to find a visa for Uranus
April 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The WindEurope 2025 event is starting in Copenhagen. Leaders from the wind energy sector will gather; hopefully, the wind will join them too.
April 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Thank goodness there are no ads in chatgpt
April 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He used to text like a TEDx speaker, now he’s a Neanderthal with emojis. Maybe it’s me
April 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We were making plans at school and the teacher said, You love planning, just not the part where you actually do it.
April 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don’t have resting bitch face. I have thinking about snacks face
April 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me: I’ll go to bed early.
Also me at 2AM: What is the origin of forks?
April 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Every time I clean my room, I find something I thought I lost in 2014. It’s a time machine, basically
April 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why do I even buy bananas? I know they’ll betray me in 48 hours
April 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM