The Aaron Austin (Free Palestine)
@theaaronthe.bsky.social
Art boy.
He/him.
Video Game aficionado.
Eternally vengeful/sleepy.
Clean up artist on Ollie and Scoops sometimes.
Bring back guillotines.
He/him.
Video Game aficionado.
Eternally vengeful/sleepy.
Clean up artist on Ollie and Scoops sometimes.
Bring back guillotines.
Serving (Donkey Kong) Cunt(ry)
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Serving (Donkey Kong) Cunt(ry)
One of the best threads I've read in a good while
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 PM
One of the best threads I've read in a good while
They have the little men, the tiny green men, that's why they call it GREENLAND, and they're aliens, ILLEGAL aliens, and, and you know I've seen them. Little guys, flying in their saucers, fun little guys, they love me. And we're gonna go there and we're gonna get the little GREEN men and deport em!
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
They have the little men, the tiny green men, that's why they call it GREENLAND, and they're aliens, ILLEGAL aliens, and, and you know I've seen them. Little guys, flying in their saucers, fun little guys, they love me. And we're gonna go there and we're gonna get the little GREEN men and deport em!
It's now actually TOO stable. I had My Switch 2 standing up on a table and I wanted to lay it down, but it's now so stable it wouldn't budge. It's still stuck standing in tabletop mode.
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 AM
It's now actually TOO stable. I had My Switch 2 standing up on a table and I wanted to lay it down, but it's now so stable it wouldn't budge. It's still stuck standing in tabletop mode.
Honestly, he's looking alright for 72. He already has more hair than I do.
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Honestly, he's looking alright for 72. He already has more hair than I do.
That doesn't sound like a dream. It sounds like you just lost your glasses and wandered into someone's intervention.
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
That doesn't sound like a dream. It sounds like you just lost your glasses and wandered into someone's intervention.
It's not in public but my parents will sit at the breakfast table with the radio on, and both of them will be watching different Instagram reels at full volume without earphones. I don't know how anyone does that kinda shit in ANY setting.
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
It's not in public but my parents will sit at the breakfast table with the radio on, and both of them will be watching different Instagram reels at full volume without earphones. I don't know how anyone does that kinda shit in ANY setting.