@theabsolutelad.bsky.social
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I had a dream that I was a kid again and I had a pet rat who was kinda sentient and pretty smart and he was absolutely my ride or die. This lil bro was my fucking everything to the point where I ran away from home to just chill with this guy.
Anyone talking shit about Silksong can cry about it. Team Cherry is goated as fuck and dropping Silksong two weeks after announcing it was baller.
September 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Anyone talking shit about Silksong can cry about it. Team Cherry is goated as fuck and dropping Silksong two weeks after announcing it was baller.
I had a dream that I was a kid again and I had a pet rat who was kinda sentient and pretty smart and he was absolutely my ride or die. This lil bro was my fucking everything to the point where I ran away from home to just chill with this guy.
June 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I had a dream that I was a kid again and I had a pet rat who was kinda sentient and pretty smart and he was absolutely my ride or die. This lil bro was my fucking everything to the point where I ran away from home to just chill with this guy.
It feels like I'm made of glass and some just took a bat to my legs
May 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It feels like I'm made of glass and some just took a bat to my legs
I hate working this shit sucks.
May 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hate working this shit sucks.
Went from working freight to working in a check stand, this shit kinda sucks. Like dealing with people? That's easy, it's dealing with my crippled bitch bones that's the problem.
April 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Went from working freight to working in a check stand, this shit kinda sucks. Like dealing with people? That's easy, it's dealing with my crippled bitch bones that's the problem.
Is working supposed to make you want to kill yourself at every possible opportunity?
April 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Is working supposed to make you want to kill yourself at every possible opportunity?
I had a dream where I and a group of college kids in a monster hunter esc world built robots and a mech suit to fight monsters in it was pretty awesome. I then woke up and now I miss my robot. :(
March 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I had a dream where I and a group of college kids in a monster hunter esc world built robots and a mech suit to fight monsters in it was pretty awesome. I then woke up and now I miss my robot. :(
Would banging a zombie be necrophilia or is it different because it's undead? What about vampires and other such ghoulies.
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Would banging a zombie be necrophilia or is it different because it's undead? What about vampires and other such ghoulies.
I just had a dream where my gender was swapped with my partner and we adopted a kid and also I killed a man over a jar of sentient alien miracle whip. He was totally going to kill the miracle whip baby and I just couldn't let him do it.
January 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I just had a dream where my gender was swapped with my partner and we adopted a kid and also I killed a man over a jar of sentient alien miracle whip. He was totally going to kill the miracle whip baby and I just couldn't let him do it.
Had a strange dream that ended with my visiting one of my old foster parents only to find their lawn overgrown with corn and full of cars. When I went to the door they still lived there but shit was off, turns out these devote Christians had become hardcore demon worshippers.
January 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Had a strange dream that ended with my visiting one of my old foster parents only to find their lawn overgrown with corn and full of cars. When I went to the door they still lived there but shit was off, turns out these devote Christians had become hardcore demon worshippers.
Working be like "yay money!!" And then I work the shift and I wanna kms.
December 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Working be like "yay money!!" And then I work the shift and I wanna kms.
Being a kid is thinking it's a little bit odd that Christians tithe 10% of their earthly money (that has zero value to an omnipotent being of cosmic power beyond human comprehension). Growing up is realizing that tithing is almost certainly bullshit made up by the church to make untaxable profit.
December 28, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Being a kid is thinking it's a little bit odd that Christians tithe 10% of their earthly money (that has zero value to an omnipotent being of cosmic power beyond human comprehension). Growing up is realizing that tithing is almost certainly bullshit made up by the church to make untaxable profit.
Dude Starlord is so much fun to play in marvel rivals.
December 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Dude Starlord is so much fun to play in marvel rivals.
Im dying.
December 23, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Im dying.
Sonic 3 was good.
December 23, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Sonic 3 was good.
I had a dream last night that I was escorting a black journalist through Jim Crow 1950s on foot to a destination that halfway through the dream warped into nonsense as it stopped being about where we were going and started being about trying not to get killed. It ended in a shoot out.
December 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I had a dream last night that I was escorting a black journalist through Jim Crow 1950s on foot to a destination that halfway through the dream warped into nonsense as it stopped being about where we were going and started being about trying not to get killed. It ended in a shoot out.
I'm gonna keep writing down my dreams here, seems like a solid void to scream into.
December 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I'm gonna keep writing down my dreams here, seems like a solid void to scream into.
I had a dream where I was like a legendary master builder and I was in a bar and met this cute girl and took her home and showed her the wondrous lego creations I could make but first at the bar they owner told me there was a base multiplier for the tab based upon doorknob usage.
December 18, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I had a dream where I was like a legendary master builder and I was in a bar and met this cute girl and took her home and showed her the wondrous lego creations I could make but first at the bar they owner told me there was a base multiplier for the tab based upon doorknob usage.
Marvel Rivals is surprisingly good. I was a little worried it was just going to be a cash grab type thing, but this unironically my kill overwatch. Type shit
December 6, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Marvel Rivals is surprisingly good. I was a little worried it was just going to be a cash grab type thing, but this unironically my kill overwatch. Type shit
Time to work on about half an hour of sleep, wish me luck.
November 25, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Time to work on about half an hour of sleep, wish me luck.
Now that I'm playing terraria again I am reminded that my actions as an edgy 16-17 year old (which do not reflect on the person I am today) have permabanned me from the terraria discord server.
November 23, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Now that I'm playing terraria again I am reminded that my actions as an edgy 16-17 year old (which do not reflect on the person I am today) have permabanned me from the terraria discord server.
God I love terraria. I wish my friends would play it with me.
November 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
God I love terraria. I wish my friends would play it with me.
I love beef stew
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 AM
I love beef stew
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Dreamworks is following the footsteps of Disney in making soulless live-action remakes of their beloved stories and pushing the narrative that animation is a lesser art form
but nah the REAL problem is that Astrid is brown now. I fucking hate nerds. Put them back in the locker.
but nah the REAL problem is that Astrid is brown now. I fucking hate nerds. Put them back in the locker.
November 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Dreamworks is following the footsteps of Disney in making soulless live-action remakes of their beloved stories and pushing the narrative that animation is a lesser art form
but nah the REAL problem is that Astrid is brown now. I fucking hate nerds. Put them back in the locker.
but nah the REAL problem is that Astrid is brown now. I fucking hate nerds. Put them back in the locker.
Man I be collecting NSFW artists like they pokemon.
November 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Man I be collecting NSFW artists like they pokemon.