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The Actionator
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A thinly drawn but ruggedly handsome, world-weary man-of-TV-action who’s fake seen and stage-battled it all.
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On this date in 1989, the remote mountain town of Kinghead, Arizona, was terrorized by Jack Payne, a recently retired heavy Winter Service Vehicle driver who seemed to be suffering a psychotic break.

Payne used his WSV to damage and destroy homes and public property during his attack.
December 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Though the Silver Turtle Cartel is the world’s fourth largest transnational criminal organization, precious little is known about its origins.

Javier Vulcan was thought to be a founder, though this was doubted after his spectacularly disrespectful murder at the hands of the cartel itself.
December 20, 2024 at 3:21 AM
This is the stairwell in #Chicago Grand Central Station where I once had to stop a runaway baby carriage while in a shootout with some gangsters and though I was outnumbered, my partner came through and tossed me a piece at the last possible second to bring it all to an end. It was SO cinematic.
December 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
What’s with the T-Rex in the Batcave?

It’s an animatronic #Batman defeated on Dinosaur Island (issue 35, 1946) and claimed as a trophy.

(Predating both Jurassic Park and Westworld, Mr. Chrichton.)
December 10, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Every summer solstice, the major street gangs of Phoenix and Tucson, Arizona, send their best fighters into the desert for a drug-fueled hand-to-hand battle that determines control of narcotics corridors for the year. It is believed that state law enforcement allows and participates in the contest.
December 8, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Here’s a pic of the diner I bought and now manage, years after escaping Philly where some bad shit went down between me, a guy, some barbed wire, and his eye. Do NOT tell him I’m here.
December 4, 2024 at 11:13 PM
My spoilery #StarWars Skeleton Crew thoughts on Episode 1.

Captures the Amblin vibe. Interesting and appealing characters. Tone seems right. Neel is magical to behold.

My only qualm is…
December 3, 2024 at 1:37 PM
“Hey, waistoids! Heard you had some trouble with your bike. That’s the problem with baby’s toys: they break so easy.”

Best 80s line from #StarWars Skeleton Crew.

Also, “Crud.”
December 3, 2024 at 12:11 PM