Have you ever started telling your coworkers about the chaotic job interview you had the day before only to remember that you were supposed to be at your ‘grandma’s funeral’? Yeah me neither but you’ve gotta admit that’s the type of thing one of us would do.

I’ve got ADHD which means I’m hated by every boss I’ve ever had except for the ones I was sleeping with.

“Your ADHD doesn’t seem that bad”

My boyfriend:
*orders every food shop*
*cooks every meal*
*takes the bins out*
*does the dishes*
*makes every reservation*
*orders every meal*
*makes 99% of social plans*
*reminds me to take my meds*

Me:
*lies on the sofa scrolling and crying*

What’s the craziest hyperfocus you’ve ever had? I once became so obsessed with firefighters that I convinced myself that I was gonna quit my office job and become one myself. Lasted about 6 months before I woke up one morning like “I’m good, actually” #adhd

Oh good! A brand new opportunity to completely ruin my life.