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...and here I was thinking that the Signal app mess was the biggest app scandal from the weekend.
My flabber is utterly gasted.
My flabber is utterly gasted.
March 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
...and here I was thinking that the Signal app mess was the biggest app scandal from the weekend.
My flabber is utterly gasted.
My flabber is utterly gasted.
Reposted by The Afro Mafia
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
WAY TOO EARLY 2028 Presidential Race Take:
Governor JB Pritzker is your next President.
You heard it here first.
Governor JB Pritzker is your next President.
You heard it here first.
February 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
WAY TOO EARLY 2028 Presidential Race Take:
Governor JB Pritzker is your next President.
You heard it here first.
Governor JB Pritzker is your next President.
You heard it here first.
Drake, Family Matters: "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now."
The Academy: Hold my beer...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Academy: Hold my beer...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Drake, Family Matters: "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now."
The Academy: Hold my beer...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Academy: Hold my beer...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to do a wellness check on Drake.
Trust: he ain't okay.
Trust.
Trust: he ain't okay.
Trust.
February 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
We need to do a wellness check on Drake.
Trust: he ain't okay.
Trust.
Trust: he ain't okay.
Trust.
My Jordans are CLEAN.
My C-Walk is TIGHT.
Kendrick is gonna do that thing he does...and it's gonna be ALRIGHT.
Drake better turn his TV off.
My C-Walk is TIGHT.
Kendrick is gonna do that thing he does...and it's gonna be ALRIGHT.
Drake better turn his TV off.
January 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My Jordans are CLEAN.
My C-Walk is TIGHT.
Kendrick is gonna do that thing he does...and it's gonna be ALRIGHT.
Drake better turn his TV off.
My C-Walk is TIGHT.
Kendrick is gonna do that thing he does...and it's gonna be ALRIGHT.
Drake better turn his TV off.
So, now we have Video. Evidence. of DJ Akademiks talking greasy to a 15-year-old boy.
What was it that Dot said?
"Them predators move in flocks."
The longer we go, the more Kendrick is validated...yeeeeeesh
What was it that Dot said?
"Them predators move in flocks."
The longer we go, the more Kendrick is validated...yeeeeeesh
January 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So, now we have Video. Evidence. of DJ Akademiks talking greasy to a 15-year-old boy.
What was it that Dot said?
"Them predators move in flocks."
The longer we go, the more Kendrick is validated...yeeeeeesh
What was it that Dot said?
"Them predators move in flocks."
The longer we go, the more Kendrick is validated...yeeeeeesh
There is no law against kindness or charity.
Thus, there is no penalty for the practice of either.
I will spend no more time bemoaning that which has passed, because that which is to come is the victory to strive for.
Let's just be better together.
With jokes, of course. I mean, we ain't monks.
Thus, there is no penalty for the practice of either.
I will spend no more time bemoaning that which has passed, because that which is to come is the victory to strive for.
Let's just be better together.
With jokes, of course. I mean, we ain't monks.
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
There is no law against kindness or charity.
Thus, there is no penalty for the practice of either.
I will spend no more time bemoaning that which has passed, because that which is to come is the victory to strive for.
Let's just be better together.
With jokes, of course. I mean, we ain't monks.
Thus, there is no penalty for the practice of either.
I will spend no more time bemoaning that which has passed, because that which is to come is the victory to strive for.
Let's just be better together.
With jokes, of course. I mean, we ain't monks.
One. Other. Thing:
In the Taylor-Made Freestyle, Drake, by way of an ill-advised Tupac AI image, urged Dot to call him (Drake) a pedophile.
Yet Drake is suing UMG because Dot did the thing Drake told him to do...?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE Y'ALL!!
In the Taylor-Made Freestyle, Drake, by way of an ill-advised Tupac AI image, urged Dot to call him (Drake) a pedophile.
Yet Drake is suing UMG because Dot did the thing Drake told him to do...?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE Y'ALL!!
January 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One. Other. Thing:
In the Taylor-Made Freestyle, Drake, by way of an ill-advised Tupac AI image, urged Dot to call him (Drake) a pedophile.
Yet Drake is suing UMG because Dot did the thing Drake told him to do...?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE Y'ALL!!
In the Taylor-Made Freestyle, Drake, by way of an ill-advised Tupac AI image, urged Dot to call him (Drake) a pedophile.
Yet Drake is suing UMG because Dot did the thing Drake told him to do...?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE Y'ALL!!
Sooo, Drake was fine with being called:
1. A dude on the DL
2. A simp getting his pockets ran by his "friends"
3. A deadbeat dad to a daughter
4. A culture vulture
5. A lying drug addict
6. A gambling degenerate
BUT:
Being called a pedophile was a step too far...?
Make it make sense, y'all...
1. A dude on the DL
2. A simp getting his pockets ran by his "friends"
3. A deadbeat dad to a daughter
4. A culture vulture
5. A lying drug addict
6. A gambling degenerate
BUT:
Being called a pedophile was a step too far...?
Make it make sense, y'all...
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sooo, Drake was fine with being called:
1. A dude on the DL
2. A simp getting his pockets ran by his "friends"
3. A deadbeat dad to a daughter
4. A culture vulture
5. A lying drug addict
6. A gambling degenerate
BUT:
Being called a pedophile was a step too far...?
Make it make sense, y'all...
1. A dude on the DL
2. A simp getting his pockets ran by his "friends"
3. A deadbeat dad to a daughter
4. A culture vulture
5. A lying drug addict
6. A gambling degenerate
BUT:
Being called a pedophile was a step too far...?
Make it make sense, y'all...
Soooo, now Drake is not just suing UMG (apparently, Spotify ain't catching strays no mo'), but content creators for reacting to it.
BUT:
He only (!!!) named black content creators.
Let that tea steep for a good minute. Let that BLACK tea steep.
"They not like us, they not like us."
BUT:
He only (!!!) named black content creators.
Let that tea steep for a good minute. Let that BLACK tea steep.
"They not like us, they not like us."
January 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Soooo, now Drake is not just suing UMG (apparently, Spotify ain't catching strays no mo'), but content creators for reacting to it.
BUT:
He only (!!!) named black content creators.
Let that tea steep for a good minute. Let that BLACK tea steep.
"They not like us, they not like us."
BUT:
He only (!!!) named black content creators.
Let that tea steep for a good minute. Let that BLACK tea steep.
"They not like us, they not like us."
Drake: <withdraws threat of lawsuit against UMG and Spotify>
Me:
Me:
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Drake: <withdraws threat of lawsuit against UMG and Spotify>
Me:
Me:
Justin Herbert is Philip Rivers is Stan Humphries is Dan Fouts is Daryl Lamonica is Sisyphus.
Read a book and get the joke.
Read a book and get the joke.
January 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Justin Herbert is Philip Rivers is Stan Humphries is Dan Fouts is Daryl Lamonica is Sisyphus.
Read a book and get the joke.
Read a book and get the joke.
Welp, because karma keeps receipts and always has the right address, Deshaun Watson probably isn't playing in 2025.
Sorry: "ever again."
I mean, he still gets the money BUT he can never show his face or play football again.
$246 million and it looks like he got the worst of it...unbelievable...
Sorry: "ever again."
I mean, he still gets the money BUT he can never show his face or play football again.
$246 million and it looks like he got the worst of it...unbelievable...
January 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Welp, because karma keeps receipts and always has the right address, Deshaun Watson probably isn't playing in 2025.
Sorry: "ever again."
I mean, he still gets the money BUT he can never show his face or play football again.
$246 million and it looks like he got the worst of it...unbelievable...
Sorry: "ever again."
I mean, he still gets the money BUT he can never show his face or play football again.
$246 million and it looks like he got the worst of it...unbelievable...
This was two years ago.
...because the common denominator for bad quarterback play is bad NFL franchises...
...and the common denominator for bad NFL franchises remains bad NFL owners.
Nothing else explains the continual churn of the Bears, Jags, Panthers, Browns, Cowboys, Raiders, and Jets.
...because the common denominator for bad quarterback play is bad NFL franchises...
...and the common denominator for bad NFL franchises remains bad NFL owners.
Nothing else explains the continual churn of the Bears, Jags, Panthers, Browns, Cowboys, Raiders, and Jets.
December 30, 2024 at 8:10 PM
This was two years ago.
...because the common denominator for bad quarterback play is bad NFL franchises...
...and the common denominator for bad NFL franchises remains bad NFL owners.
Nothing else explains the continual churn of the Bears, Jags, Panthers, Browns, Cowboys, Raiders, and Jets.
...because the common denominator for bad quarterback play is bad NFL franchises...
...and the common denominator for bad NFL franchises remains bad NFL owners.
Nothing else explains the continual churn of the Bears, Jags, Panthers, Browns, Cowboys, Raiders, and Jets.
Playing today at Northway Pittsburgh
Merry Christmas y'all!!
Merry Christmas y'all!!
December 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Playing today at Northway Pittsburgh
Merry Christmas y'all!!
Merry Christmas y'all!!
Myles Garrett publicly called out the Cleveland Browns.
If there is any justice in the world, he forces a trade to...PITTSBURGH.
Not only would he transform PGH into a serious contender playing with TJ Watt, but he'd also get two shots a year at The Land.
From my lips to God's ears...
If there is any justice in the world, he forces a trade to...PITTSBURGH.
Not only would he transform PGH into a serious contender playing with TJ Watt, but he'd also get two shots a year at The Land.
From my lips to God's ears...
December 21, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Myles Garrett publicly called out the Cleveland Browns.
If there is any justice in the world, he forces a trade to...PITTSBURGH.
Not only would he transform PGH into a serious contender playing with TJ Watt, but he'd also get two shots a year at The Land.
From my lips to God's ears...
If there is any justice in the world, he forces a trade to...PITTSBURGH.
Not only would he transform PGH into a serious contender playing with TJ Watt, but he'd also get two shots a year at The Land.
From my lips to God's ears...
December 20, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Nothing defines "dysfunctional" more than recent NY Jets news:
Apparently, owner Woody Johnson nixed a trade for WR Jerry Jeudy because Jeudy's Madden ratings were low.
As in: the Madden video game.
That only begins to explain this pic:
Apparently, owner Woody Johnson nixed a trade for WR Jerry Jeudy because Jeudy's Madden ratings were low.
As in: the Madden video game.
That only begins to explain this pic:
December 19, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Nothing defines "dysfunctional" more than recent NY Jets news:
Apparently, owner Woody Johnson nixed a trade for WR Jerry Jeudy because Jeudy's Madden ratings were low.
As in: the Madden video game.
That only begins to explain this pic:
Apparently, owner Woody Johnson nixed a trade for WR Jerry Jeudy because Jeudy's Madden ratings were low.
As in: the Madden video game.
That only begins to explain this pic:
The #AtlantaFalcons will lose, win or lose.
If Michael Penix Jr. looks like an unprepared rookie, it means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
If he lights it up?
It means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
Any and all spinning of Penix as Kirk Cousins insurance is fertilizer.
If Michael Penix Jr. looks like an unprepared rookie, it means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
If he lights it up?
It means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
Any and all spinning of Penix as Kirk Cousins insurance is fertilizer.
December 19, 2024 at 12:33 AM
The #AtlantaFalcons will lose, win or lose.
If Michael Penix Jr. looks like an unprepared rookie, it means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
If he lights it up?
It means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
Any and all spinning of Penix as Kirk Cousins insurance is fertilizer.
If Michael Penix Jr. looks like an unprepared rookie, it means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
If he lights it up?
It means they should have made him QB1 on Day 1.
Any and all spinning of Penix as Kirk Cousins insurance is fertilizer.
Y'all wanna see a dead body? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NHPnKA/
Replying to @SayMade here’s my thoughts
TikTok video by Emmanuel Acho
www.tiktok.com
December 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Y'all wanna see a dead body? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NHPnKA/
The Yankee Losing Streak Continues
First, it was the World Series. Shoulda never pitched to Freddie Freeman.
Then it was Juan Soto. The Mets sweetened the deal with a suite and he was gone.
Now?
The best guy to replace Soto, Kyle Tucker? He's now a Cub.
First the Fat Boys break up, now this...
First, it was the World Series. Shoulda never pitched to Freddie Freeman.
Then it was Juan Soto. The Mets sweetened the deal with a suite and he was gone.
Now?
The best guy to replace Soto, Kyle Tucker? He's now a Cub.
First the Fat Boys break up, now this...
December 13, 2024 at 8:11 PM
The Yankee Losing Streak Continues
First, it was the World Series. Shoulda never pitched to Freddie Freeman.
Then it was Juan Soto. The Mets sweetened the deal with a suite and he was gone.
Now?
The best guy to replace Soto, Kyle Tucker? He's now a Cub.
First the Fat Boys break up, now this...
First, it was the World Series. Shoulda never pitched to Freddie Freeman.
Then it was Juan Soto. The Mets sweetened the deal with a suite and he was gone.
Now?
The best guy to replace Soto, Kyle Tucker? He's now a Cub.
First the Fat Boys break up, now this...