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Alan Heath
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Cynical Optimist

Photographic American living in Germany. May contain dark humor and full frontal sarcasm.

Democracy is like the air you’re breathing, you don’t realize how important it is until you don’t have enough.

Not the DM type, don’t bother.
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Happy Saturday to all

New Chapter; “The Bard” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #happynewyear

www.wattpad.com/1580884234?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - The Bard - Wattpad
Read The Bard from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 1 reads. summoning, beastfolk, fantasy. Alex was still tired wh...
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January 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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And another!

New Chapter; “Bad Blood between Bad Guys” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #happynewyear

www.wattpad.com/1580884191?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Bad Blood between Bad guys - Wattpad
Read Bad Blood between Bad guys from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 1 reads. fire, magic, cats. Janot and his par...
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January 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Belated HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026

New Chapter; “The Oriiks” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #happynewyear

www.wattpad.com/1580884131?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - The Oriiks - Wattpad
Read The Oriiks from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. dragons, magic, monsters. The next day they were all...
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January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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MERRY (after) CHRISTMAS 🎁

New Chapter; “Meanwhile back at the castle” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic #merrychristmas

www.wattpad.com/1580884023?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Meanwhile back at the castle - Wattpad
Read Meanwhile back at the castle from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 1 reads. witches, romance, fantasy. Karn w...
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December 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

New Chapter; “[- - - -]‘s summoning and Dagol‘s dilemma“” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic #merrychristmas

www.wattpad.com/1580883941?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - [----]'s summoning and Dagol's Dilemma - Wattpad
Read [----]'s summoning and Dagol's Dilemma from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 1 reads. fire, castles, fighting...
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December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

New Chapter; “Alex the useless water mage and bard” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic #merrychristmas

www.wattpad.com/1580883822?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Alexander the useless water mage and bard - Wattpad
Read Alexander the useless water mage and bard from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. elves, mages, monster...
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December 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Happy Monday

New Chapter; “Kurr‘s problems” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic

www.wattpad.com/1580883745?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Kurr's problems - Wattpad
Read Kurr's problems from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. beastfolk, fighting, summoning. Nell had been t...
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December 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Happy Saturday

New Chapter; “At the Crossroads” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic

www.wattpad.com/1580883651?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - At the crossroads - Wattpad
Read At the crossroads from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 3 reads. summoning, kings, beastfolk. The next few day...
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December 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Happy Thursday

New Chapter; “Miram’s Past” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic

www.wattpad.com/1580883571?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Miram's past - Wattpad
Read Miram's past from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 5 reads. beastfolk, fire, fantasy. Rob hadn't wanted to pry...
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December 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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New Chapter; “The buds of spring” now online at

#wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic

www.wattpad.com/1580883076?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - The buds of spring - Wattpad
Read The buds of spring from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 5 reads. swords, cats, witches. After Dagol had left...
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December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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The story is finished and will start dropping a new chapter every second day!
Now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic #dragons #mage #kings #queens #fire #romance

www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Alan Leon Heath - Wattpad
Rob is on his way home from work, when he is summoned away to another world. Here he is confronted with magic and coming to terms with life in a fantasy style...
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December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Happy third Advent!
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

New Chapter; “The rundown about Acaana and Carg (and Nadi)” now online at
#wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic

www.wattpad.com/1580882935?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - The rundown about Acaana and Carg (and Nadi) - Wattpad
Read The rundown about Acaana and Carg (and Nadi) from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. elves, adventure...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Dat sum bullshit.. they’re doing that already!

“Critics warn that it could open the door to tax avoidance, especially among wealthy Americans who might shift assets overseas.”

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Residence-Based Taxation Bill: Still in Limbo
LaHood’s bill for residence-based taxation remains stalled. No score, no timeline — only continued discussion in Congress.
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December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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… and now for something funny…
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No thank you.
Discover topics like Comics, Frog, Original Content, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertai...
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December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Fun groan today, #jokesters! (Yes, I'm up in the middle of the night again...)
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Happy second Advent!
🕯️ 🕯️

New Chapter; “Acaana” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic

www.wattpad.com/1580882871?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Acaana - Wattpad
Read Acaana from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. witches, cats, magicians. Dagol had settled in with them...
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December 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Personal opinion:

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as the FIFA loves money.

(I would’ve written “loves corruption”, but of course such a little individual such as myself could never prove that they’re corrupt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Happy first Advent!
New Chapter; “Bad News Travels Fast” now online at #wattpad
#isekai #hobby #writers #writing #fantasy #swords #magic

www.wattpad.com/1580882811?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Bad news travels fast - Wattpad
Read Bad news travels fast from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. magicians, monsters, isekai. Agarn was sl...
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November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Happy Wolfenoot #wolfenoot
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!

www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Training starts today - Wattpad
Read Training starts today from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 1 reads. summoning, cats, romance. Rob woke up as...
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November 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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The next chapter dropped at midnight: www.wattpad.com/1580882672?u...

#writer #writing #story #isekai #fantasy #wattpad
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Farewell Dagol - Wattpad
Read Farewell Dagol from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. swords, romance, fire. Rob woke up about his usu...
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November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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New installment: King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn

#writing #writers #wattpad

www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn - Wattpad
Read King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. elves, swords, castles...
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November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Another installation: Miram

www.wattpad.com/1580882457?u...

#writers #writing #wattpad
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Miram - Wattpad
Read Miram from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 3 reads. witches, summoning, magic. At first all Rob could really...
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November 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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New chapter dropped Saturday

www.wattpad.com/1580878979?u...

#story #writing #wattpadd
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - New World, New Life - Wattpad
Read New World, New Life from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 12 reads. mages, elves, dragons. He awoke with a sta...
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October 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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New chapter dropped at midnight

www.wattpad.com/1580881726?u...

#story #writing #wattpadd
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - New World, New Life - Wattpad
Read New World, New Life from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. summoning, swords, magic. He awoke with a s...
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October 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I sure hope that after the impending apocalypse and fall of civilization, Chat GPT will be able to help me start a campfire
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM