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Pyramids. Atlantis. Nazca. Stonehenge.
Also abductions. Often consider landing, but it’s complicated. Sorry. We love you.
New assignment for me.
Mars. For 3 months.

Mars. Have you been to Mars?
I have been to Mars.

The face is overrated.

Not joyful

#mars #pyramid #face #boring
May 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
High Council is angry.
Difficult day. It is not joyful

#aliens
May 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
High Council has decreed a massive cheese trade policy with Xentor Beta 7.

Continuous escalation of party vibe!

Hats will be numerous

#Aliens
May 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
What is your favorite pyramid?

Do Earth people prefer flat tops or cap stone?

Pyramid is hours of fun for whole family. Ages 4 and up.

#pyramid #FunShapes #Aliens
February 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Current status: we cannot land. High Council thinks Earth citizens have all gone mad. Wait for things to cool off.

On the bright side, there is a proposal to build another pyramid for you. Maybe 2080, first quarter.

It is joyful!

#Earth #Pyramid #Aliens
February 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Current inventory: 43,781 Taco Bell sauce packets. Our power grows by the day. What a joyful!
February 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I like the geometry of cats🔻
February 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Now it is today. It stopped being yesterday. Let that sink in. May your furniture be sturdy! 🟠🟡🟢
February 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Civilization #917632 has just discovered cheese. What a joyful! We take notice with reverence.
February 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM