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Two images with the same energy
June 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Two images with the same energy
Me to Hinge Support when a match is even slightly too handsome
April 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me to Hinge Support when a match is even slightly too handsome
Woke my kid up by screaming DON’T YOU HURT MY ANGEL at the TV #severance
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Woke my kid up by screaming DON’T YOU HURT MY ANGEL at the TV #severance
If I send you this please know I’m at my wits end but I also deeply love you
March 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If I send you this please know I’m at my wits end but I also deeply love you
Bought my first full-sized bottle of brand name perfume and I feel totally reckless #treatyoself
March 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bought my first full-sized bottle of brand name perfume and I feel totally reckless #treatyoself
Why I’ll never be scared of Cobel #severance
March 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why I’ll never be scared of Cobel #severance
Them: Are you stupid?
Me:
Me:
March 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Them: Are you stupid?
Me:
Me:
Severance s2ep7
February 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Severance s2ep7
OK Big Haircut! You are no longer Big Tuna #severance
February 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
OK Big Haircut! You are no longer Big Tuna #severance
Living with a 7-year-old
February 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Living with a 7-year-old
OFFICIAL IRVING B MUG MERCH WHEN #severance
February 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
OFFICIAL IRVING B MUG MERCH WHEN #severance
Whenever it takes me over a minute to do the NYT Mini Crossword
January 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Whenever it takes me over a minute to do the NYT Mini Crossword
Me patiently waiting for Mr. Right
December 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Me patiently waiting for Mr. Right
Reposted
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
(Watching St. Denis Medical)
Wow it’s so cool they’re in an emergency room. I’ll bet a show JUST in the emergency room of a hospital would do well…
Wow it’s so cool they’re in an emergency room. I’ll bet a show JUST in the emergency room of a hospital would do well…
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
(Watching St. Denis Medical)
Wow it’s so cool they’re in an emergency room. I’ll bet a show JUST in the emergency room of a hospital would do well…
Wow it’s so cool they’re in an emergency room. I’ll bet a show JUST in the emergency room of a hospital would do well…
You know you’re an Elder Millenial when your kid asks you to sing O Christmas Tree and all you can remember are the Whacking Day lyrics 😂
December 5, 2024 at 10:17 PM
You know you’re an Elder Millenial when your kid asks you to sing O Christmas Tree and all you can remember are the Whacking Day lyrics 😂
Woke up from a literal fever dream to write this down:
Be a Bugs all day so you can be a Side by 5
(Is this anything?)
Be a Bugs all day so you can be a Side by 5
(Is this anything?)
December 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Woke up from a literal fever dream to write this down:
Be a Bugs all day so you can be a Side by 5
(Is this anything?)
Be a Bugs all day so you can be a Side by 5
(Is this anything?)
I’m such a Samantha! *
* I need to change curtains while extremely sick
* I need to change curtains while extremely sick
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I’m such a Samantha! *
* I need to change curtains while extremely sick
* I need to change curtains while extremely sick
Remembering the time I accidentally called Harley Davidson “Harry Davidson” and to recover said “I love their pears”
December 2, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Remembering the time I accidentally called Harley Davidson “Harry Davidson” and to recover said “I love their pears”
Happy #MST3K Turkey Day marathon day to all who celebrate! #ImInterfacing
November 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Happy #MST3K Turkey Day marathon day to all who celebrate! #ImInterfacing
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Exciting holiday plans this week
November 26, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Exciting holiday plans this week