The Almighty Gord
@thealmightygord.bsky.social
I am a naughty, naughty princess. All hail @carlmarx.bsky.social
How long until Game Freak releases a Unova-variant Medicham who's wearing JNCOs
December 9, 2023 at 1:11 AM
How long until Game Freak releases a Unova-variant Medicham who's wearing JNCOs
Been a little absent. Guess it's scripture time! Perhaps the most obvious one now:
Killing in the Name Of, verse 4:12
Killing in the Name Of, verse 4:12
December 6, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Been a little absent. Guess it's scripture time! Perhaps the most obvious one now:
Killing in the Name Of, verse 4:12
Killing in the Name Of, verse 4:12
Elon tanked twitter just so these folks could afford this ad on there
twitter.com/UranusMissou...
twitter.com/UranusMissou...
@UranusMissou.. on Twitter
twitter.com
November 26, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Elon tanked twitter just so these folks could afford this ad on there
twitter.com/UranusMissou...
twitter.com/UranusMissou...
Scripture time! Great verse! The Sound of Silence, 2:50
November 18, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Scripture time! Great verse! The Sound of Silence, 2:50
Wtf is this real? Why'd they add Tim Toole to pokermens go?
November 16, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Wtf is this real? Why'd they add Tim Toole to pokermens go?
Look, apparently i have a ranch! And grow gourmet beans there!
5 stars plz order immediately
5 stars plz order immediately
November 15, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Look, apparently i have a ranch! And grow gourmet beans there!
5 stars plz order immediately
5 stars plz order immediately
Brilliant blue my ass - i'm being gaslit!
November 15, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Brilliant blue my ass - i'm being gaslit!
Are you involuntarily celibate? Well, why be an incel when you can be a Wincel!
Join the clergy today and lock up your donger. Take the vow of silence while you're at it! Let's be honest, your moth was not taking you anywhere you wanted to go anyway.
Join the clergy today and lock up your donger. Take the vow of silence while you're at it! Let's be honest, your moth was not taking you anywhere you wanted to go anyway.
November 13, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Are you involuntarily celibate? Well, why be an incel when you can be a Wincel!
Join the clergy today and lock up your donger. Take the vow of silence while you're at it! Let's be honest, your moth was not taking you anywhere you wanted to go anyway.
Join the clergy today and lock up your donger. Take the vow of silence while you're at it! Let's be honest, your moth was not taking you anywhere you wanted to go anyway.
Yes, yeeeesss, it's all going according to plan!
... i don't know whose, but someone has a plan for these old people and only old people
... i don't know whose, but someone has a plan for these old people and only old people
I’ve heard that even within America, certain people groups are receiving advisories not to travel to Florida. Scary shit. Be even scarier if Trump wins again because they’re planning to invoke the Insurrection Act and target Trump’s enemies. No justice.
November 11, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Yes, yeeeesss, it's all going according to plan!
... i don't know whose, but someone has a plan for these old people and only old people
... i don't know whose, but someone has a plan for these old people and only old people
My cowardly ass trying to get banned:
November 10, 2023 at 2:00 PM
My cowardly ass trying to get banned:
Devastating development against god or whatever
www.npr.org/2023/11/07/1...
www.npr.org/2023/11/07/1...
November 8, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Devastating development against god or whatever
www.npr.org/2023/11/07/1...
www.npr.org/2023/11/07/1...
Scripture verse:
Parabol 2:12
Parabol 2:12
November 6, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Scripture verse:
Parabol 2:12
Parabol 2:12
Make sure she meets your standards, kings. You definitely have a wealth of options, right?
Come back next year i'm sure i'll have completed a masterwork on sleeve length by then, you stud
Come back next year i'm sure i'll have completed a masterwork on sleeve length by then, you stud
November 4, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Make sure she meets your standards, kings. You definitely have a wealth of options, right?
Come back next year i'm sure i'll have completed a masterwork on sleeve length by then, you stud
Come back next year i'm sure i'll have completed a masterwork on sleeve length by then, you stud
Lemme know if you have somebody waiting for an invite but don't have a code, i've got 3 to give away
November 3, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Lemme know if you have somebody waiting for an invite but don't have a code, i've got 3 to give away
Also
The God That Failed 0:46
The God That Failed 0:46
November 3, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Also
The God That Failed 0:46
The God That Failed 0:46
Somebody on the hellsite brought up scripture so now it's on my mind!
Judith 0:44:
Judith 0:44:
November 3, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Somebody on the hellsite brought up scripture so now it's on my mind!
Judith 0:44:
Judith 0:44:
Sure i've been working full-time the entire time, but it looks like i might be pusing 6 years to finish my bachelor's in computer science.
Guys i'll be 39 nobody's going to want to hire that plz just kill me 😞
Guys i'll be 39 nobody's going to want to hire that plz just kill me 😞
November 2, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Sure i've been working full-time the entire time, but it looks like i might be pusing 6 years to finish my bachelor's in computer science.
Guys i'll be 39 nobody's going to want to hire that plz just kill me 😞
Guys i'll be 39 nobody's going to want to hire that plz just kill me 😞
Sure i'll play let's see here...
"SMARTASS"
Alright, this game has peaked, we're done
"SMARTASS"
Alright, this game has peaked, we're done
November 2, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Sure i'll play let's see here...
"SMARTASS"
Alright, this game has peaked, we're done
"SMARTASS"
Alright, this game has peaked, we're done
You car doesn't need gas those pumps don't push anything thru the hoses wake up sheeple
Go ahead, try it! Take a sip you'll see nothing comes out
(Lol don't that's a lot of calories)
Go ahead, try it! Take a sip you'll see nothing comes out
(Lol don't that's a lot of calories)
October 27, 2023 at 5:32 AM
You car doesn't need gas those pumps don't push anything thru the hoses wake up sheeple
Go ahead, try it! Take a sip you'll see nothing comes out
(Lol don't that's a lot of calories)
Go ahead, try it! Take a sip you'll see nothing comes out
(Lol don't that's a lot of calories)
Brought these in for the work potluck i'm calling them Naught Dawgs (i'm sure there's a more recognized name somewhere)
October 26, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Brought these in for the work potluck i'm calling them Naught Dawgs (i'm sure there's a more recognized name somewhere)
Someone plz call Donny Osmond i dreamed i was pulling glass and nails and wood out of my hand all night - i'd finish and forget for a minute and then they'd all be lodged in my hand again
I deserve a prophecy in song so plz get right on that
I deserve a prophecy in song so plz get right on that
October 26, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Someone plz call Donny Osmond i dreamed i was pulling glass and nails and wood out of my hand all night - i'd finish and forget for a minute and then they'd all be lodged in my hand again
I deserve a prophecy in song so plz get right on that
I deserve a prophecy in song so plz get right on that
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This joke was in honor of all the aunts, uncles, and assorted kin who would have made the joke in my place
This joke was in honor of all the aunts, uncles, and assorted kin who would have made the joke in my place
October 26, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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This joke was in honor of all the aunts, uncles, and assorted kin who would have made the joke in my place
This joke was in honor of all the aunts, uncles, and assorted kin who would have made the joke in my place
You know, i'm pretty notorious for espousing the belief that few things are more depressing than a clear, blue sky
October 24, 2023 at 10:04 PM
You know, i'm pretty notorious for espousing the belief that few things are more depressing than a clear, blue sky