Will I believe it actually happened and is not some inside joke before photos are found? No. Do I want to see those photos? Ew, No. Do I wanna know they exist? Yes.

Will I still meme the fuck out of this? Ooooooooooooh yes

I listen to legal commentary. Or if there is an active trial going on I listen to live commentary as the trial plays out.

As someone who loved Jar Jar as a kid, and still does. I'm gonna need a link for this pattern.

My almost 10 year old that has read almost exclusively non fiction since like.... 4.... would agree.

Say it with me now....

If she is on the clock...

She is BEING PAID.... to be NICE TO YOU.....

If she WERE NOT... being paid.... she PROBABLY... WOULD NOT... be being nice to you....