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nadeem
@thealoofmoola.bsky.social
copywriter. rap nerd. generally aloof.

https://www.behance.net/nadeemthewriter
i miss her. anyways, let’s get fucked up.
December 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM
not really a tv then, is it?
If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?
December 1, 2024 at 7:25 AM
surgeon general
Survey! Hulk Hogan will be nominated for:

Surgeon General
National Zoo
NPR
WWE Hall of Fame
November 26, 2024 at 3:22 PM
it’s crazy how that pasty man from pretoria influenced US elections and is now trying to influence politics in the UK?
November 26, 2024 at 3:20 PM
crash out
November 26, 2024 at 3:18 PM
overthinking the overthought
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 PM
i feel good get the fuck out my faaacce
November 25, 2024 at 8:38 AM
i feel good get the fuck out my faaacce
November 23, 2024 at 7:32 AM
MUSTARRRDDD
November 23, 2024 at 6:20 AM
aubrey plaza is mad cute
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
is there a retirement home for like, not old people? where you can just, chill and things and sleep by 8?
November 22, 2024 at 3:18 PM
can’t wait for this
MAC MILLER

BALLOONERISM 💿
(ALBUM)

🚨JANUARY 17TH, 2025🚨
November 21, 2024 at 6:20 PM
lol nothing will happen to these two fucks
The International Criminal Court has announced that it is issuing international arrest warrants for Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defence Minister Yoav Gallant, alleging war crimes.
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
November 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
witchy
November 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
i write this alone in vegas
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
za got me moving, grooving even.
November 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
frank gallagher looking dog
November 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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The crowd was moshin to Andre 3000 playing the flute at Camp Flog Gnaw 😂
November 19, 2024 at 4:23 AM
oz is a bitch for that scene with vic
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 AM
ah yes, existential crisis time
November 19, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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every burger joint menu looks like

THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.

THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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CHUCK D: on stage, rapping calmly

FLAVOR FLAV:
November 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
i’ve been watching wayyy too much monk
November 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM