Why, in the age of almost complete automation, do we still have to wait for money on a Sunday? Like do the algorithms need a day off?

In the middle of S.9 of #dragrace and I can't believe how many times RuPaul has mentioned the Mango Mooselini. What's the obsession for?

Unpopular opinion, I hated the #Deadpool&Wolverine movie.

I read somewhere l, that time period between when you get up, and when you're ready for the day is "people defrosting" and now that's all I can call it

I think #Kamala could have won if she ran on a platform of getting rid of #LEDheadlights

I know there's something wrong with me. Maybe this #mt.dew will fix it

I don't know why all the ads in my #Spotify App are in #spanish now, but I kinda dig it

The existential dread has really tainted the holiday spirit this year for me. anyone else?

Current hyperfixation food is grilled cheese with spinach and tomatoes on sourdough.
Next time, I need to find one that doesn't have as many steps.🙈

I guess this is where I'll be adding the director's commentary from now on.