“As Fast As She Can” drops Friday at 4:20 PM EST.

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Happy Slapsgiving from our band to yours!

Dummies in love.

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Our band played 19 songs in 42 minutes last night and this was our set list. Collectively there were 3k air jumps between us and all songs averaged 900 bpm’s.

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We’re playing a punk rock show at an arcade in Fredericksburg, VA tonight. We’re gonna play for 45 minutes and then I’m gonna beat the TMNT machine.

If you like Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, pop punk music, How I Met Your Mother, or alpacas, you might like this band.

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Follow our friend’s amazing punk band on these here internets. Their newest album slaps.

I’m talking blown to smithereens.
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Hi blue sky, we are a punk rock band from Fredericksburg, VA. We have a new album out called “Alpacalypse Now!” and it is on most streaming platforms. We’d like to play in your town #punk #poppunk