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Anastasia MacKenzie

@theanastasia.bsky.social

720 followers 350 following 670 posts

That girl...you know the one...🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🐝

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 9h

Me: hey I’ve noticed you across the cemetery and I really like your vibe.
Crow: *various crow noises*

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 1d

I wish mornings weren’t so early.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 2d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 4d

It’s weird and I like it.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe we can just rent our mistakes for a bit.

The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 6d

OWN my mistakes? In this economy?

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 5d

There is poetry in everyone.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 7d

Let the bodies hit the bed
Let the bodies hit the bed
Let the bodies hit the bed
Let the bodies hit the bed
Sleepy, why for
Can't wake much more

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 8d

The greatest wisdom is compassion.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 9d

That was my response too.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 9d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 11d

lol. You’re welcome to draw this scene if you like.

Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 12d

I’m not like other girls, I say, as I get into a bathtub full of cheese wearing a hat made of nachos.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 12d

There are worse songs to have in your head all day.

Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 13d

Set phasers to stunned at the lack of compassion in the world.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 14d

“SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!”

- me getting all my vaccines

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 15d

How’s everyone dressing for the rapture? Is business casual ok or should I wear something more formal? Serious replies only please.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 16d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 20d

Just cleaned up my following list, if you’re still on it it’s because I’m not done with you yet. Your time will come…

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 21d

Piano Man is pretty wild if you think about it. Imagine going to a bar and calling everyone out with a little diss track you wrote about them.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 23d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 26d

I will rise again like a phoenix that took a 20 min nap that turned into 4 hours and then very groggily got up.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 27d

You know what could have prevented this? Gun reform.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 28d

Thoughts and prayers.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 28d

CHARLIE KIRK DEAD

Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 28d

My flex is that I can have a good night of sleep and still be exhausted.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · Sep 8

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