Andrew Jackson ♾️
theandrewjackson.bsky.social
Andrew Jackson ♾️
@theandrewjackson.bsky.social
Paris, Felix, Tasha

Canine lover, anti fascist, art lover, never acknowledges colours and is easily possessed by a series of numbers.
At what cut-off age is too early?
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Knobhead
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm pretty sure the prenup is done and dusted.

Wedding gift list on the other hand...
August 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm at a loss as to what they actually pray for - the resurrection of the drowned?
July 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rape?
June 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Mr Knox is spot on as I lived nearby.

Snake oil = Snake water

"Proper" prayers had to be paid for. The more you paid, the more ernest the prayer.
May 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's not correct, but I default to Large Learning Machine
May 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A constipation of Tories
May 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I have always assumed their plan was that, after ~2 years, a safe seat tory MP would resign and BJ is parachuted in. Then Badenoch out.

BJ humbly rises to the occasion ;)
May 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
E-cigarettes don’t cause the lung condition known as popcorn lung

There have been no confirmed cases of popcorn lung reported in people who use e-cigarettes

E-cigarettes are an option to help people who smoke to stop

www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer...
Does vaping cause popcorn lung?
Popcorn lung is a type of lung disease, but it is not cancer. E-cigarettes don’t cause popcorn lung.
www.cancerresearchuk.org
May 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Netherlands will clearly win x
May 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There's a Burger King on Mars.

And obviously, Whoppers existed before the Big Bang.

Prove me wrong - please don't use science woo woo. X
February 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The "Shove it up your ass" one finally did it for me.

It's a phrase I have never used but should have - many, many times.
February 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I wish for the former x
February 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Alles klar 👍
January 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Do check it ain't phishers phishing Sam.
January 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Go off piste. I'd ask the kitchen if they could do a rhubarb crumble with custard. Tip accordingly
January 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Send more details please
January 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy birthday Scott
December 30, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Mavity
December 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I think she is a stodge for Johnson.
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Doom Patrol
December 3, 2024 at 9:01 PM