Shouldn’t he be cooking ratatouille right now?
March 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Shouldn’t he be cooking ratatouille right now?
Represent! This was supposed to be our year! Why’d this shit have to happen?
March 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Represent! This was supposed to be our year! Why’d this shit have to happen?
I’m sure we’ll all be fine. We just went through a global pandemic, so we know what to do.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
December 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I’m sure we’ll all be fine. We just went through a global pandemic, so we know what to do.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
I have friends from Cameroon who told me that no one there actually drinks coffee, because all of it is exported to other countries. Not sure about other countries in Africa, though.
December 25, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I have friends from Cameroon who told me that no one there actually drinks coffee, because all of it is exported to other countries. Not sure about other countries in Africa, though.
Is he twerking in the second one?
December 9, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Is he twerking in the second one?
I love this for them. Libertarians are just pedo republicans.
December 5, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I love this for them. Libertarians are just pedo republicans.
I prefer gay sloth.
December 5, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I prefer gay sloth.
Isn’t it great?
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Isn’t it great?
Huh. I guess that’s why they taste like iron supplements. I thought they absorbed the flavor of the can.
December 3, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Huh. I guess that’s why they taste like iron supplements. I thought they absorbed the flavor of the can.
I like to tell people about my distaste for The Beatles whilst wearing my best beanie and striped scarf, and sipping fair trade cold brew from an independent cafe in Portland.
December 2, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I like to tell people about my distaste for The Beatles whilst wearing my best beanie and striped scarf, and sipping fair trade cold brew from an independent cafe in Portland.
I love how the people who are always whining about freedom all voted for a dictator.
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I love how the people who are always whining about freedom all voted for a dictator.
Build a man a fire, you warm him for a night.
Set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of his life.
Set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of his life.
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Build a man a fire, you warm him for a night.
Set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of his life.
Set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of his life.
They do realize that a good part of their country will be underwater, right?
December 2, 2024 at 1:32 AM
They do realize that a good part of their country will be underwater, right?
Good. Can’t stand that nonce.
December 1, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Good. Can’t stand that nonce.
Derek? EX Derek?!
November 30, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Derek? EX Derek?!