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Thea✨30s✨💖💜💙✨She/They✨Fantasy romance reader✨The Locked Tomb✨Hozier✨ Beautiful and full of monsters
My flight has to be fine, there’s like THIRTY pilots on the plane
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Now to get my traditional three hours of sleep before a flight
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
THIS YEAR SPOTIFY IS TELLING YOU YOUR GLOBAL RANK???? THE ONE TIME IM NOT I HOZIER’S TOP .001%????? FUCK OFF
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh my godddd they got curry fries
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This almost killed me
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hozier’s still my number one artist. Btw
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m 99% sure someone threw something in my open car window because something skimmed my head and the person in the car next to me slowed down when I did because of it. I am so fucking tired of this place and these just awful people. Like it was just pure, uncalled for cruelty
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
FUCKING ROCKETS
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What if I quit my job
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Pleaaaaaase I have one and a half days until I’m on an extremely brief vacation I am sooooo close to becoming evil
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Okay I’ve changed my mind about feeling guilty about leaving for a few days I am extremely quickly burning out now
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Michaels is GOING to go out of business. They’ve gotten progressively sleazier since Joann’s went out but now?? Sudden 140% price inflations on things that, at this point, would’ve absolutely been already priced for tariffs? This is not a game we are playing anymore
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Girls what if I fucked around and opened my own craft store. I am fucking desperate
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
So sorry, do Blicks fucking sell fabric???? The Pasadena one didn’t but someone is fucking saying they goddamn sell fabric??????
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Christmas time is always exciting for me because I get to show off my most visible act of autism- I don’t put anything but birds on my Christmas tree
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The 2000s English anime boom could have leveraged the feral interest in anime to move fans to advocate for improved animation industry standards, but every avenue was obsessed with hype and overconsumption. I don't think WE'VE even recovered from Tokyopop's exploitation rates twenty years later.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Lads I’m fried. I can’t wait to not be here for five days but I also feel insanely guilty that I won’t be here. But in my defence I planned this vacation way before the store took off like this. Hachi machi
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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joining a fandom to have fun but trying to avoid all of the discourse:
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Anyway. We have to get a warehouse or something. Because Jesus Christ
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I am sorry Orville Peck I was unfamiliar with your game
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
How did they make the outage WORSE. ON CYBER MONDAY
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Shopify going down the first day of December is SO fucked up. I came in to 25 orders 😭 managed to get the packing slips up on my iPad to print but nothing can be shipped now lmao
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
SHOPIFY PLEASE
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM