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David™💃🌭🍔🌮
@theaporkalypse.bsky.social
East Texas native/resident. Old, but not that old.

The Bronzer Age Collapse is upon us.
I never thought I’d believe that blue states should secede, but if any states should be saddled with $40 trillion in debt, it’s red states.
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If Senators aren’t bringing actual knives to floor of the Senate, this Republic will fall.
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tim Kaine is a dipshit
Chuckles Schumer is also a dipshit
As is AIPAC Shakur (Hakeem Jeffries)
The Democrats need knives, not strongly worded letters
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM