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Not to brag but my vaccine upgraded me to 6G! Now I watch movies at 2x speed!
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
#MildHorror

The Babadork
July 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
#MildHorror

What We Were Going to Do In the Shadows
July 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
#MildHorror

A Quiet Library
July 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trump sent a bunch of warning letters to countries. But with all the DOGE cuts to USPS, they probably won't get there anyway.
July 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I've been working with Precursor for years now so it's nice to see them getting some well-deserved recognition!
Winnipeg audio production company Precursor Productions to mark 25th anniversary
There’s a building in Winnipeg’s St. Boniface neighbourhood that celebrities such as Hilary Swank, Liam Neeson and Mark Hamill have all visited for work. But if you’re not looking for it carefully, th...
www.winnipegfreepress.com
June 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Looking forward to the Guess Who's musical tribute, "American Pope"

American Po-ope, Come and pray for me-ee...
May 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Kinda says a lot about a person when this is the audience defending them...
www.wired.com/story/proud-...
The Proud Boys and Militias Come to Tesla’s Defense
After weeks of “Tesla Takedown” protests, the Proud Boys and other far-right extremist groups are showing up to back Elon Musk's beleaguered car company.
www.wired.com
March 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Official White House Response to the texting of information related military operations seems to be "Oops! Well, that's why pencils have erasers."
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
March 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Kennedy also pushed unproven treatments for measles, saying two doctors treating patients in the area have told him they’re seeing “almost miraculous, instantaneous recovery” in measles patients when they’re given cod oil, steroids, antibiotics or high doses of vitamins A and D."

Next up: leeches
March 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
#ThingsThatKeepMeUpAtNight

Is Tiramisu just short for Tiramisusan?
February 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Dear, manager.
Here are five accomplishments from the past week:

1. Danced like no one was watching.
2. Sang like no one was listening.
3. Loved like I'd never been hurt.
4. Lived like it's heaven on Earth
5. Cleaned that mold in the office refrigerator we all know was Donna's tuna casserole.
February 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why are so many news outlets still pulling from Twitter... I mean, X? Surely they can pull from other resources? Not sure how there can be a story condemning the actions of Elon Musk that contains a whole bunch of posts from the website he owns...
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Saved by the Bel-Air
#NewAmalgamUniverse
February 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Klarion, the Nintendo Switch Boy
#MakeAVillainWholesome
February 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Scorpion but he just fronts a Scorpion cover band.
#MakeAVillainWholesome
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Klaw but he uses his sonic power to play comforting whale sounds.
#MakeAVillainWholesome
February 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
#ThingsThatKeepMeUpAtNight Has there ever been another sandwich named for the comic strip character who created said sandwich since the Dagwood?
February 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not True News: The entire U.S. Department of Health will now just be RFK Jr. and WebMB.
February 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There are times I wade into the political. Not often. But I'll say this much: Canada needs to use this '30 day pause' to keep exploring options. Canadians need to keep focusing on Canadian products. Because a '30 day pause' isn't an agreement.
February 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I am Canadian. I love Canada. But I'm still thrilled Kendrick Lamar won so many Grammys with his Drake diss track.
February 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM