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Taylor (not Swift) HEARD MAROON X COWBOY LIKE ME???
@thearch3rtaylor.bsky.social
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She/her, 28 | 🇺🇸🇵🇭 ♐️🥋🎮🐉🧪☕️🩷💜💙 | Swiftie since '09 | Full of rage | Everything is political | I don't always follow back | Primarily a Taylor Swift fan account but posts other things!
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And the penne vodka I made for dinner tonight 😋❤️
Picture of penne vodka on a white plate with black pattering on a black table. The penne vodka is topped with grated parmesan and parsley
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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This is the best instant ramen btw (featuring my soft boiled egg hehe)
Picture of a bowl of spicy ramen, a boiled egg, and chopsticks; and the packaging for Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black Beef Bone Broth instant ramen
April 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Fuck my dad. I've blocked him since November and haven't spoken to him since. It was his birthday last week and I still ignored him. Apparently he sent this to my mom

"Cause nothing but trouble" fuck you I was valedictorian, did every school activity, very accomplished in martial arts
Screenshot of messages Message 1 from April 8th, 6:10 PM: "Did you greet your Dad?" Message 2 from April 11th, 1:42 PM: "That's what Dad sent to me 😞" and a thumbnail of a video Screenshot of text in a video: "It's sad when certain family members cause nothing but trouble in your life, and then they get mad when you decide to cut them off completely. Bur then make out your the bad one!!"
April 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that magically excused nearly 30 years of emotional abuse and making me feel like a burden to the point I wished I was fucking de*d the entire time I lived with him. In addition to him being a racist, cruel, inconsiderate, etc

Fuck that man
A text from Wednesday, April 9th: "Did you greet your Dad?He is still your Dad."
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Mind you I'm just married and have a child 😆🖤
The Innocence Test Baddie (48) You're the most fun, but my mom would for sure let me hang out with you still. You've managed to find that sweet spot we all look for-- teach us your ways.
April 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Hell yeah 💃
Text: your result: weird kid You're fun to be with, but a little strange sometimes Image description: 2 people covered in bedsheets like ghosts wearing sunglasses sitting on a blue swirly slide at a playground
February 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I feel like @blondeantihero.bsky.social will be proud of me
Cover of the book "Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents" by Linday C. Gibson, PsyD
February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Merry Christmas and Happy holidays!! ❤️
Selfie of user @TheArcherTara smiling wearing glasses, a Santa hat, and a red Christmas sweater with a Christmas tree and snowflakes on it. Image includes the caption, "Merry Christmas & Happy holidays!! ❤️"
December 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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quizini.com/quiz/657afbc...

This was not the color I was expecting 😂
Picture of light grey slate color with white text saying "slate" Slate Misty cliffs. Monsoon skies. Pencil sketches. 
Your soul is slate: a blend of calm sophistication, balanced insight, and unassuming strength. You navigate life with the serene and sturdy presence of a cliffside, both unyielding and sculpted by time. Your spirit is contemplative and balanced, offering a stable and reflective perspective in a world of chaos and noise. In your presence, there’s a feeling of peaceful equilibrium and a deep, grounding calm, like the quiet before a storm or the solidness of stone. You embody the wisdom found in stillness and the elegance of simplicity, guiding others to find clarity and serenity in their lives. Your approach to life is measured and thoughtful, encouraging a steady consideration of life’s complexities and the beauty in restraint. Thank you for playing
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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So this isn't the exact same list bc I had to redo it bc looking at it now is more like top 16 👀
TheArcherTara's ranking of speak now Taylor's Version as of 11/30/24: 1. Mine 2. Ours 3. Long Live 4. Timeless 5. I can see you 6. Electric Touch 7. Dear John 8. Last kiss 9. Better than revenge 10. Haunted 11. Sparks fly 12. Never grow up 13. The story of us 14. Castles crumbling 15. Superman 16. Speak Now 17. Enchanted 18. Innocent 19. Mean 20. Back to December 21. When Emma falls in love 22. Foolish one 23. If this was a movie
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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November receiptify!

November is Novembermore month 🙏🤎
TheArcherTara's November receiptify 1. Willow 2. Marjorie 3. Right where you left me 4. Closure 5. Champagne problems 6. Gold rush 7. Tis the damn season 8. Dorothea 9. Evermore 10. Tolerate it All songs are by Taylor Swift from the album evermore Receiptify.herokuapp.com
November 30, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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He was such a good boy 🖤
Photo of an Australian shepherd holding a brown dog toy between his paws, lying on a green couch
November 30, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Weeeeee!
TheArcherTara's November stats.fm recap Top tracks: 1. Willow, 2. Marjorie, 3. Champagne problems, 4. Gold rush, 5. Right where you left me Top artists: 1. Taylor Swift, 2. Paramore, 3. Avril Lavigne, 4. Andrew Lloyd Webber, 5. Halsey You're 66% energetic
November 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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I don't use reddit much anymore but I felt like this sums me up pretty well 😂🖤
Screenshot of a user's reddit recap. "Your favorite topics: RPG games, food, pop music. These fueled your home feed"
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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This is me giving you an example of something different, my husband got it off etsy and it wasn't too expensive, I told him not to spend a ton of money so we could use the money on something else :) the gem is ruby bc he knows red is my favorite color, and ruby is a very hard gem
Picture of a ring: the band is made of rosegold. The gem is a ruby cut in the shape of a heart. On either side of the ruby is a small diamond. On either side of the diamonds is a piece of the band shaped of a heart turned sideways
November 29, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Dating app edition: your profile in swipe-speak bio: Swiftie on a mission to mix activism with unapologetic popculture zeal. If you love deep convos about vinyl prices and the intricacies of Taylor's discography, swipe right! Red flags: obsessive over vinyl pricing, may debate you on swift's best album, possibly too passionate about coffee. Green flags: engages deeply with social issues, enjoys spontaneous target runs, can quote Taylor Swift lyrics at will perfect match: Someone who can handle political rants over brunch, and who doesn't mind waiting in lines for exclusive merch Squad check: your social vibe analysis role in community: The unofficial blue sky swiftly ambassador and activist extraordinary Conversation style: Tara's conversations spark like fireworks; ahe throws her ideas out there and lets the community bask in the glow-- occasionally causing a few burns from her fiery takes! impact assessment: She levies a potent mix of humor and activism, educating her followers on social issues while keeping them entertained. If the internet had an award show, she'd be up for best supporting swiftie. TL;DR version: your profile in a flash Tara swiftly roasted the internet and politely stirs the pot: a Swiftie with a sharp tongue and a knack for community building, Tara is here to make you laugh and think-- preferably at the same time Vibe check: imagine a Taylor Swift song fused with a political debate, sprinkled with latte art and a dash of chaos. Spice level check: the saucy details. Gentle roasts: you're like a political meme with a heart, always fighting the good fight until the vinyl runs out. You get more mad over resale prices than a swiftie with a canceled concert. Calm down, it's just capitalism! Your love for Taylor is fierce, but your commitment to not following back? That's a plot twist even she couldn't write quirky challenges: breaking up with Twitter drama while simultaneously being drawn to it, like a moth to a flame; trying to post less about vinyl pricing and more about world peace-- good luck with that!; Navigating political discussions without losing the plot and also the audiences attention. Main character moments: when you passionately educate us on whose land we're on while also sharing your latte woes-- true multitasking!; turning a rant about target lines into a community event-- "Who's coming with me to buy over-priced merch?"; Mastering the art of political critique with a swiftie twist-- It's like watching Shakespeare reenacted by a TikTok star.
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Blueskyroast.com
Screenshot of TheArcherTara's bluesky roast "Tara Swiftly roasts the internet and politely stirs the pot. A swiftie with a sharp tongue, and a knack for community building, Tara is here to make you laugh and think-- preferably at the same time. "Imagine a Taylor Swift song fused with a political debate, sprinkled with latte art and a dash of chaos." 92% authenticity, 89% thought leader. key topics: 95% Taylor Swift, 88% social justice. Your top topics Taylor Swift 95% Tara's posts read like a love letter to Taylor Swift that occasionally veers into existential dread. When discussing vinyl resellers. The passion? Off the charts! Social Justice 88%. She's got the political fervor of a town hall meeting and the drama of a soap opera. If Twitter were a debate stage, Tara would be mic-drop worthy. Pop culture, 85%. Her hot takes on everything from black Friday to controversial album covers suggest she's not just consuming culture, but actively reshaving it. Expect lots of eye-rolling. Writing style. Tara's writing is a blend of Twitter's short brevity and a political pamphleteer's earnestness all served with a side of sass that would leave even Taylor Swift grinning Thought leader score 89%. The real you: your online personality exposed Your vibe: The Swiftie sage Keeping it real score. 92% main character energy: rage fueled swiftie, highly engaged in social justice, master of witty one-liners Secret powers: band-wagoning on viral trends, turning shopping trips into epic tales, political commentary without a hint of boredom. If you were in AI are you just a GPT rapper? Training data: Taylor Swift lyrics, political essays, latte art reviews, viral memes prompt engineering: analyze the intersection of pop culture and social issues with a humorous twist model behavior: like a sassy chatbot with a passion for music and justice token count 550 tokens.
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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The level of engagement over here is consistently better than over there, it's wild
Screenshot of a Bluesky post saying "It's been 3 years and I'm still shook by "You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath" " the post has 4 replies, 5 reposts, and 28 likes Screenshot of a Twitter post saying "It's been 3 years and I'm still shook by "You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath" " it has 1 reply, 1 repost, and 22 likes Screenshot of a Bluesky post saying "Quick rank the High School Musical movies" it has 12 replies, 0 reposts, and 13 likes Screenshot of a Twitter post saying "Quick rank the High School Musical movies" it has 6 replies, 0 reposts, and 0 likes
November 26, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Ignore my chipped nail polish 😆 my husband got this off Etsy :) we talked before getting me a ring and I told him I didn't want one super expensive, I'd rather we used the money on other things
Picture of a wedding/engagement ring. The band is rosegold, the gem is a ruby cut in the shape of the heart. On either side of the ruby is a small diamond, and next to the diamonds are sideways hearts as part of the band
November 25, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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I'm having one of my favorite takeout dinners, some handpulled Lanzhou beef noodles 🖤
Top-down picture of handpulled Lanzhou beef noodles in a bowl with wooden chopsticks on a black table
November 23, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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TN incoming!!!
Screenshot of Taylor Nation Instagram story post. It is a picture of Taylor Swift at the Eras Tour in the yellow acoustic set dress holding a guitar. The caption says "We wish we had our own. 🥺"
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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I love evermore 🤎
Sagittarius sun: Your Midas touch on the Chevy door / November flush and your flannel cure / This dorm was once a madhouse. I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me." How evergreen our group of friends / don't think we'll say that word again. And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls that we once walked through / one for the money two for the show. I never was ready, so I watched you go. Sometimes you just don't know the answer till someone's on their knees and asks you. "She would have made such a lovely bride. What a shame she's fucked in the head, they said / but you'll find the real thing instead / she'll patch up your tapestry that I shred. Libra moon: This place is the same as it ever was, but you won't like it that way. It's never too late to come back to my side. The stars in your eyes shined brighter in Tupelo. And if you're ever tired of being known for who you know, you know you'll always know me. Dorothea, you're a Queen selling dreams, selling makeup and magazines. From you, I'd buy anything. Aquarius rising: I can't make it go away by making you a villain. I guess it's the price I paid for 7 years in heaven. And I pulled your body into mine every God damn night, now I get fake niceties. No one teaches you what to do when a good man hurts you and you know you hurt him too. Scorpio venus: Este's a friend of mine, we meet up every tuesday night for dinner and a glass of wine. Este's been losing sleep. Her husband's acting different and it smells like infidelity.She says that ain't my merlow on his mouth. That ain't my jewelry on our joint account. No, there aint no doubt. I think I'm gonna call him out. She says I think he did it but I just can't prove it. No, no body, no crime, but I ain't letting up until the day I die.
November 21, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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It's looking very evermore outside today 🤎
Photo from someone's apartment balcony facing a small parking lot. It is fall with the leaves falling from the tree, one evergreen tree in the center. The road is slick from melted snow. The snow is starting to stick to the rooftops and the tops of the cars
November 21, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Hi hope your Monday is going better than mine, my 4 year old thought it was a good idea to take an ink pad and rub it across the carpet and no amount of blotting or rubbing alcohol is getting it out 🙃🙃🙃
Blue ink line across a light colored carpet, a pile of children's books and a play kitchen in the background
November 18, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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My oversized tour shirt feels swemo-coded 🔥
Selfie of a dark-haired woman with bangs and glasses smiling and wearing a black Taylor Swift The Eras Tour concert shirt. The shirt has an image of Taylor Swift performing, "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"
November 18, 2024 at 4:43 AM