Stanley H. Tweedle
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Yo Way Yo! Media from LEXX. Auto replies.
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#LEXX
#LEXX
XEV: *in shower* What are you doing here?
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
XEV: *in shower* What are you doing here?
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
STAN: I'm looking for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?
XEV: Well, I don't think you'll find it in the shower.
STAN: Oh, that's great. I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean, we're all gonna die, but at least you guys will be dressed.
STAN: I didn't mean to be rude or anything-
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: I didn't mean to be rude or anything-
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
LORCA: I understand-
STAN: You shouldn't be rude either-
LORCA: Let me give you a cuddle, a cuddle will make you feel much better.
STAN: Oh yes, a hug, that'd be so nice...
XEV: *sniff* Did I eat the High Governor?
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
December 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
XEV: *sniff* Did I eat the High Governor?
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
STAN: Oh yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact ya did. His brain, anyway.
LYEKKA: I ate Lomea and the mother.
STAN: Oh good...🤢
*Xev lets in monks with rat masks only*
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
*Xev lets in monks with rat masks only*
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
STAN: Me too, I'm a rat too!
PRINCE: They have no end of water, and we die of thirst. Is that fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
PRINCE: They have no end of water, and we die of thirst. Is that fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
STAN: You call what you did to me fair?
No one asks for the exit code anymore.
December 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No one asks for the exit code anymore.
STAN: You know, I wouldn't have frozen up if I had my hat, I mean, didn't you ever freeze up when you were alive?
KAI: No.
KAI: No.
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: You know, I wouldn't have frozen up if I had my hat, I mean, didn't you ever freeze up when you were alive?
KAI: No.
KAI: No.
790: Tell Stan he can stop the Mantrid drones by placing them all around his body and commanding them to slash him into thousands of pieces, but in the slowest and most painful way possible!
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
790: Tell Stan he can stop the Mantrid drones by placing them all around his body and commanding them to slash him into thousands of pieces, but in the slowest and most painful way possible!
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
*Lexx repeats*
XEV: It's 790. 😆 He's back!
STAN: Yeah. 😬
STAN: Kai might've been destroyed with Water, so you were right to stop me.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Kai might've been destroyed with Water, so you were right to stop me.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
XEV: I didn't know you still cared about Kai.
STAN: Oh yeah, I care about the dead man. Not as much as you, but he's nice to have around.
Yo Way Yo, Zev 💔
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yo Way Yo, Zev 💔
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
STAN: Every time. Every time! Xev doesn't learn a thing!
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Every time. Every time! Xev doesn't learn a thing!
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
SIGN: 💋
STAN:🐑💨
STAN: Look, I didn't mean to blow ya up, it was a mistake! But you're not real now, and you never were, so I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Now please exit my dream.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
STAN: Look, I didn't mean to blow ya up, it was a mistake! But you're not real now, and you never were, so I'm not gonna feel bad about it. Now please exit my dream.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
BOT: I feel bad about it Stanley, and so do you. It doesn't go away that easily.
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tish: I can help you.
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: Y'know, you sayin that makes me feel kinda nervous... in the past, it usually meant they wanted to feed off my brains or somethin like that. You don't have that in mind, do ya?
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stan: I'm gonna blow the MedStat Medical Terminal to DUST...
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
Kai: Zev died saving us - it would not be her wish.
Stan: Eh, just like her, deny me everything.
KAI: An antidote, developed by LEXX's immune system.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
KAI: An antidote, developed by LEXX's immune system.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
STAN: Oh LEXX, you are one remarkable bug!
LEXX: I love you too, Stan.
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
790: Kaykuka 1 and Kaykay 2: gone. Lhasa 10, 11, 14 and 17: gone. The Thornak constellation: gone. The entire P3 system: gone.
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
790: Kaykuka 1 and Kaykay 2: gone. Lhasa 10, 11, 14 and 17: gone. The Thornak constellation: gone. The entire P3 system: gone.
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
STAN: Yeah, and my hat, GONE! Okay, enough, enough, we get it!
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stanley H. Tweedle is a brave man, y'know, more or less, depending on the circumstances.
Why should we just replay what's already happened? Let's rewrite the ending. At least it'll be a good way to die.
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Why should we just replay what's already happened? Let's rewrite the ending. At least it'll be a good way to die.
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
STAN: Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here- y'know, until we arrived here- how could this be an afterlife?
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
KAI: Perhaps the part of me that is alive is here, somewhere.
STAN: What, you mean now?
KAI: Yes, now.
STAN: OK, well, I hope you get to meet him, or it.
You know, these really are two strange planets... we recognize people that we know lived thousands of years ago, like Bunny, and Fifi, and others. I mean, they died! And we see them here, and they're alive, like we're alive.
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You know, these really are two strange planets... we recognize people that we know lived thousands of years ago, like Bunny, and Fifi, and others. I mean, they died! And we see them here, and they're alive, like we're alive.