Ari, Sometimes
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Ari, Sometimes
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Me: There's a huge stadium and a roaring crowd. Famous musicians will perform before the battle. People will travel thousands of miles to see the two teams compete for dominance.

Ancient Roman: Ah, modern gladiators. They will fight to the death, yes?

Me: They will play league of legends
@hankgreen.bsky.social I watched your video on AI and while I am not normally on bluesky or social media at all, I had some thoughts as someone who works in the AI industry. I agree with you that it is a bubble, but I think the speculation is not based on AI as a consumer service...
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
when the alien invasion finally comes I look forward to spreading conspiracy theories that the very visible alien spaceships are actually cargo planes
December 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
listening to fletcher and nodding so that everyone knows I support women's wrongs
December 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I recently unsubscribed from the (failing) New York Times but having learned that they published an opinion piece speculating on whether Taylor Swift is gay I am suddenly feeling the urge to resubscribe to this bastion of crucial journalism
December 18, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Women's fanfiction self inserts: she's me but in Harry Potter!

Men's fanfiction self inserts: uh this is the alternate history that would have happened if I was a brazilian dictator in 1977 and I started world war 3 and also murdered my political opponents
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Me: There's a huge stadium and a roaring crowd. Famous musicians will perform before the battle. People will travel thousands of miles to see the two teams compete for dominance.

Ancient Roman: Ah, modern gladiators. They will fight to the death, yes?

Me: They will play league of legends
December 13, 2024 at 4:59 AM
RFK Jr. said he was going to "clean house" on the American healthcare system and less then three weeks later the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was assassinated in a hit. Let me know if you need help understanding the implications of this.

#NLDT
December 4, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I will never forgive James Comey for writing a novel with a romance between a lesbian investigator / mob boss daughter and not making it hot.

Also the Hillary thing, still mad at him about that, too.
December 4, 2024 at 6:39 AM
nice try South Korea but you will never be this iconic
December 4, 2024 at 6:26 AM
The Korea coup will never be quite as iconic as the coup in Myanmar to me, if only because the Myanmar coup had that excellent footage of the woman doing yoga in front of the military convoy.
December 4, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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Rapists should be punished.
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 PM
President Yoon: I would like to do a coup
President Yoon's Dungeon Master: Are you SURE you want to do that?
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
For reasons of quantum supersymmetry if the coup succeeds in South Korea then North Korea must become a matriarchal democracy
December 3, 2024 at 4:17 PM
If RFK Jr. was in Baldur's Gate 3, Shadowheart wouldn't be constantly yelling at you to find a healer, because the secretary of health and human services would be very experienced with dealing with brain worms
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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Sometimes, the most important news is when something *isn’t* happening:

Since the last plane crash by a US airline, they have transported passengers for more than two *light-years*
December 2, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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their kinks include being nice to each other
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 PM