Ashton Kelly of Nashville
@theashtonkelly.bsky.social
I’ll ruin you for other women and I’m not even sorry. 🤷♀️
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was snapping pics of my butt for you today and the pup goes, "i gots a butt. i pose wif u?" 🥴
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
was snapping pics of my butt for you today and the pup goes, "i gots a butt. i pose wif u?" 🥴
Took some steamy shower pics this morning. Shoot me $100 if you want an uncensored 12-photo set rife with boobs, butt, and bubbles. I call it Fa-La-La-La-Lather. 🛁🎄🫧
Cash App on my links page: ashtonkelly.com/links
Email me for BTC ([email protected]).
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Cash App on my links page: ashtonkelly.com/links
Email me for BTC ([email protected]).
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December 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Took some steamy shower pics this morning. Shoot me $100 if you want an uncensored 12-photo set rife with boobs, butt, and bubbles. I call it Fa-La-La-La-Lather. 🛁🎄🫧
Cash App on my links page: ashtonkelly.com/links
Email me for BTC ([email protected]).
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Cash App on my links page: ashtonkelly.com/links
Email me for BTC ([email protected]).
💋
Post-gym 💪
Pre-shower 🚿
Pre-shower 🚿
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Post-gym 💪
Pre-shower 🚿
Pre-shower 🚿
I’ve started wearing ski overalls to walk my dog and they keep me so warm I have precisely zero f—-s to give about how dumb I look. 🥴
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’ve started wearing ski overalls to walk my dog and they keep me so warm I have precisely zero f—-s to give about how dumb I look. 🥴
Undressed to impress.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Undressed to impress.
Put your glasses on so you can see how drop-dead-gorgeous this set I got for my photo shoot is. 🤓
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Put your glasses on so you can see how drop-dead-gorgeous this set I got for my photo shoot is. 🤓
Psyched about my PHOTO SHOOT next week and some sexy new pics!
If you'd like to help sponsor the shoot, drop me an email. You'll be thanked with an exclusive set of unpublished photos too 🥵 hot 🥵 to post publicly. 😈
If you'd like to help sponsor the shoot, drop me an email. You'll be thanked with an exclusive set of unpublished photos too 🥵 hot 🥵 to post publicly. 😈
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Psyched about my PHOTO SHOOT next week and some sexy new pics!
If you'd like to help sponsor the shoot, drop me an email. You'll be thanked with an exclusive set of unpublished photos too 🥵 hot 🥵 to post publicly. 😈
If you'd like to help sponsor the shoot, drop me an email. You'll be thanked with an exclusive set of unpublished photos too 🥵 hot 🥵 to post publicly. 😈
‘Tis the season for all things red and green! 🎄
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
‘Tis the season for all things red and green! 🎄
they gerrymandered my vote into utter inconsequentiality, so now i just go for the stickers
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
they gerrymandered my vote into utter inconsequentiality, so now i just go for the stickers
What a sweetheart! Feeling thankful for wonderful clients. 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What a sweetheart! Feeling thankful for wonderful clients. 🥹
Just got a massage (✨ThAnKs AgAiN, C!!✨) and if this hair don't say "relaxed"...
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just got a massage (✨ThAnKs AgAiN, C!!✨) and if this hair don't say "relaxed"...
Back…by popular demand. 🍑
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Back…by popular demand. 🍑
If you're ever unsure whether she's real or AI, ask yourself:
Do her fingers look like they went for a dip in a blender on ice-crush mode and then got sewn back together by a drunk cubist painter on a deadline?
Do her fingers look like they went for a dip in a blender on ice-crush mode and then got sewn back together by a drunk cubist painter on a deadline?
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If you're ever unsure whether she's real or AI, ask yourself:
Do her fingers look like they went for a dip in a blender on ice-crush mode and then got sewn back together by a drunk cubist painter on a deadline?
Do her fingers look like they went for a dip in a blender on ice-crush mode and then got sewn back together by a drunk cubist painter on a deadline?
Join me? 🫧
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Join me? 🫧
gorgeous day to flash some squirrels
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
gorgeous day to flash some squirrels
“You’re a star,” he said.
You’re goddamn right I am.
You’re goddamn right I am.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“You’re a star,” he said.
You’re goddamn right I am.
You’re goddamn right I am.
Think of a creative way to wake me up?
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Think of a creative way to wake me up?
❄️ Snow day workout ❄️
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
❄️ Snow day workout ❄️
Please reconsider using your immense platform and visibility to peddle vitriol that’s both factually inaccurate and unfruitful in an already deeply divided world. Truth and civility should be valued by people across the political spectrum.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Please reconsider using your immense platform and visibility to peddle vitriol that’s both factually inaccurate and unfruitful in an already deeply divided world. Truth and civility should be valued by people across the political spectrum.
Four months ago he told me one of the sexiest things a woman can wear is a pair of shorts so short her 🍑 hangs out. Today he opened the door to this.
I coulda made your dreams come true this week too but you didn’t book me. 🤷♀️
I coulda made your dreams come true this week too but you didn’t book me. 🤷♀️
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Four months ago he told me one of the sexiest things a woman can wear is a pair of shorts so short her 🍑 hangs out. Today he opened the door to this.
I coulda made your dreams come true this week too but you didn’t book me. 🤷♀️
I coulda made your dreams come true this week too but you didn’t book me. 🤷♀️
someone stole my mood ring and I don’t know how I feel about that
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
someone stole my mood ring and I don’t know how I feel about that
ChatGPT just suffered an aneurysm mid-answer and the result was eerily apropos given what I do. 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ChatGPT just suffered an aneurysm mid-answer and the result was eerily apropos given what I do. 🤣
Halloween may be over, but the spell endures... 🪄
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Halloween may be over, but the spell endures... 🪄
Fun fact: Jason Momoa modeled for the cover of Rob Zombie’s 1998 album Hellbilly Deluxe.
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October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fun fact: Jason Momoa modeled for the cover of Rob Zombie’s 1998 album Hellbilly Deluxe.
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I’ve noticed a lot of AI-sounding photo captions among my cohorts lately and thought I’d see if ChatGPT is really that bad at coming up with them. Omg YES.
“Serving torso realness.” 🤣 Dead.
“Serving torso realness.” 🤣 Dead.
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’ve noticed a lot of AI-sounding photo captions among my cohorts lately and thought I’d see if ChatGPT is really that bad at coming up with them. Omg YES.
“Serving torso realness.” 🤣 Dead.
“Serving torso realness.” 🤣 Dead.