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The Astropath
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Master of stealth and deception. I sometimes speed run Zelda's Adventure poorly. Deus Ex Randomizer contributor. Very suave. He/Him

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theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
RE: https://mastodon.social/@DXRandoActivity/115778570927297078

This was my attempt at a semi-casual glitchless speedrun of #deusex Randomizer, but using Fixed Cameras (Think Resident Evil 1) instead of the standard first-person camera. All things considered, seems like it went pretty well...
mastodon.social
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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zelda.zone
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
I've been meaning to get off of Chrome for a while and had intended to switch to Firefox, but the recent announcement that Firefox was going to become an "AI Browser" made that far less appealing. After poking around at the options, I opted for @librewolf which, while Firefox-based, has all that […]
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mstdn.ca
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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gonintendo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Team Cherry confirms Hollow Knight: Silksong DLC, hints at Steel Assassin's involvement:

https://gonintendo.com/contents/55406-team-cherry-confirms-hollow-knight-silksong-dlc-hints-at-steel-assassin-s

Hopefully coming out this century...

#dlc #hollowknight #hollowknightsilksong
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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gonintendo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Nintendo shares pictures from The Legend of Zelda movie, confirms filming is underway:

https://gonintendo.com/contents/55010-nintendo-shares-pictures-from-the-legend-of-zelda-movie-confirms-filming-is-underway

WHERE'S TINGLE?

#nintendo #zelda #legendofzelda
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Wanted to buy green peppers for a spaghetti sauce today. Green peppers, product of USA. Yellow and orange peppers, product of Canada. Curious split!
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Tried making the Australian "Vanilla Slice" (aka Snot Block) today after trying one during my trip. Essentially a big block of vanilla custard between two sheets of puff pastry. Seems like it turned out mostly OK, although I probably should have been more patient […]

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A sheet of puff pastry sits on top of a layer of yellow looking custard inside a 9" x 12" baking pan. A big slab of solidified yellow custard sits on a cutting board, with puff pastry underneath and above. The top pastry is covered in a white fondant. The slab of vanilla slice cut into rectangles, exposing the cut edges of the yellow custard interior. A single rectangular block of Vanilla Slice sits on a white plate. The custard and fondant are starting to look a little sweaty from sitting out of the fridge while being cut.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
HELLLL YEAH, I just randomly discovered that Nu Caribbean reopened in #kanata (North) today. Hoping they're just as great as I remember pre-pandemic!
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
I got 48 kids stopping by my house for Halloween this evening. Considering it was cold and raining, that's pretty good compared to the 51 I got last year!
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Trick or Treaters now need to race me to the bottom of the candy bowl.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
The spookiest thing that's happened so far today is being door-to-door advertised DSL internet service in 2025
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Feeling like I might be over the jetlag at this point! MFW I realize the DST time change is this Sunday...
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Picked up these tea towels from my holiday in Australia. I very much like functional souvenirs!

The first is from Australian Parliament House and is based on the floor patterns of the Marble Gallery and the many clocks around parliament house.

The second is from […]

[Original post on mstdn.ca]
A tea towel. it is covered in black and white geometric patterns of various forms, including circles, squares, diamonds, triangles... it also has some clock patterns on it. A tea towel. the towel has a watercolour-y image of two fairy penguins standing on it. The bottom right of the towel says "Penguin Parade - Phillip Island, Australia"
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Went to sleep at a very normal (Ottawa) time, woke up at a normal time in the morning, but I can really feel that my body is not ready for this timezone still. Very glad I'm not going into work today!
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Farewell Australia, it's been a good three weeks. I'll definitely be back!
a picture from the seat of an airplane. An entertainment screen is visible on the right, and you can see out the window on the left.
October 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
I hate that they just straight up built turtles wrong in Australia. Sorry bro, you aren't a snake, your neck is supposed to go in. Learn to turt.
A turtle basking on a rock, except it's neck is extended and fully has its head turned around and is looking backwards, towards the camera. A turtle basking on a rock. It's neck is extending out off-centre from the front of its shell. What the fuck. Another angle of this incorrect turtle basking on a rock. You can see it's neck coming out of it's shell, then bent like a U shape.
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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@die4ever.bsky.social https://gamesdonequick.com/hotfix/schedule
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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die4ever.bsky.social
#DeusEx #Randomizer on Friday on Parallel Universe!
gamesdonequick.com Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · Oct 20
Halloween vibes are in the air this week! 🎃

We've got horror games scattered about and Fright Fatales over the weekend!

gamesdonequick.com/hotfix/schedule
GDQ Hotfix schedule for the week of 10/20
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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die4ever.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy
The first match of our Deus Ex Randomizer WaltonWare Halloween tournament is here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCDVQYSgjU&list=PLZIQTa_kwZhCbpc3OTFyEngR7-DnIeNzc&index=1

#deusex #randomizer #speedrun
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Did some #thematrix sight-seeing in Sydney today...

Saw the Heart O' The City Hotel, from the beginning and end of the movie, honestly kind of weird to see IRL after looking at it in the movie.

Second shot is the road Neo looks out at when contemplating leaving […]

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An image split in two. The top part of the image shows a snapshot from The Matrix, with Agent Smith standing in front of the Heart O' The City Hotel at the start of the movie. At the bottom is an image of the same building today, in the daylight. At the top of the image is a shot from The Matrix, looking down a street on a rainy night. At the bottom is a picture of the same street today, on a bright sunny day. At the top of the image is a shot from the Matrix of a bustling crowd of people in black suits, with Morpheus, Neo, and Agent Smith in the centre of the shot, standing in front of a fountain. At the bottom of the image is a picture of the same fountain today, without the bustling crowd of suits. At the top of the image is a shot from The Matrix, looking upwards at a building with a large "METACORTEX" sign on the front. At the bottom of the image is a picture looking up at the same building today, without the METACORTEX sign.
October 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
It's very funny seeing signs here telling you to watch out for kangaroos and koalas on the road, just like you'd see signs warning you of deer back in Canada
October 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Warms my heart.

#uspol
An inspiring meme showing a mountain range and the text: "Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in" and this has been hastily edited to say, "The USA"
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Went to see the Grey-headed Flying Fox colony in Yarra Bend Park in #melbourne today. Absolutely surreal the sheer number of bats and the absolute size of the lads!
A picture of trees with not very many leaves. Instead of leaves, there are tons of very large bats dangling from the branches instead. Another picture of trees loaded with even more bats, all wrapped up in their own wings. A picture centered on a single bat, dangling from a branch with his wings open. You can see his face, and also all of his junk. In the background, you can see even more bats dangling from the branches.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
About to see John Robertson's The Dark Room (Robbotron). Apparently this is something that needs to be seen.
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
theastropath.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
I got to meet Jay Anthony Franke today (Voice of JC/Paul Denton in #deusex) and had him sign my copy of the game too! This took up far too much space in my luggage...
Me standing between a poster of JC Denton on the left and Jay Anthony Franke on the right The front of a Deus Ex big box. Jay Anthony Franke's signature is in the top right corner of the box.
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM