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Christopher Moore
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Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · May 12
Get it by tomorrow. (Bookshop is the indy link.) www.harpercollins.com/products/ani...
Anima Rising
From New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore comes a hilariously deranged tale of a mad scientist, a famous painter, and an undead woman’s elect...
www.harpercollins.com
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 1d
I am not sure of anything.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 1d
Nah, just taking a group through the settings of Anima Rising. The last ten days in Spain was for a future book.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 1d
The Christopher Moore cruise is off with alacrity, from Vilshofen, Germany, where we saw, on one street, Waffles, a hairless window kitty, an example of the HOA does to you if you display a gnome, and what I think, was a display of Halloween Snatch Candy.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
YES! Saw shiny black squirrels last time here. (not in the car, in the park)
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
Buzzing down the Autobahn at an easy 93mph. Driver had it up to 107 at one point in the rain.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
No worries. Hard to separate the irony from the idiots these days. SO MANY of the latter.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
No, unfortunately not. I hope to return, though.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
It's not like that at all.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
Happy to be back. I always enjoy my time in Germany.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
I'm in Germany right now. No one is as ridiculous or mean spirited as UnterDoofinFuhrer Stephen Miller.

They also speak English without overblown, inaccurate adjectives. He's a shitty person and a shitty writer.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 2d
Glad you're enjoying it.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d
the best answer i got for this:
awaitsync on Threads writes: "Metrognome"
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#squirrel
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Happy Sunday everyone!
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 3d
In summary, our system, which was initially designed to attract workers to weapons manufacture in WW2, tying insurance to employment, blows goats. (Kaiser-Permanente was a ship builder before it was an HMO.)
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 4d
When they say Democrats shut down the government to give health care to illegal aliens.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 4d
This, signed into law by Ronald Reagan, requires hospitals to treat anyone who requires emergency care, regardless of ability to pay (or immigration status). And yes, without Medicaid reimbursement, the hospitals eat the charges. oig.hhs.gov/reports/feat...
The Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act (EMTALA)
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 4d
This, signed into law by Ronald Reagan, requires hospitals to treat anyone who requires emergency care, regardless of ability to pay (or immigration status). And yes, without Medicaid reimbursement, the hospitals eat the charges. oig.hhs.gov/reports/feat...
The Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act (EMTALA)
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 4d
I feel like Puerto Riccans are American citizens so Kristi can go fuck herself.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 4d
I think that’s why they believe this nonsense — because their side does it.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 4d
Squirrels of the Day
Squirrels of the Day
Sacre Familia Spanish Motherfudging
Squirrels of the Day!
sculpture outside the Sacre Familia church with squirrels sculpture outside the Sacre Familia church with squirrels stained glass windows inside the Sace Familia church in Barcelona
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 5d
I called him out on it.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 5d
There are protesters all over here in Barcelona today, and I heard an American tell a tour guide that "We have protests in the U.S., but there's a company that pays the protesters."

You guys have GOT to stop believing what you hear on Fox News.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 5d
No, nothing like that.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 5d
Protests of the Israel’s actions in Gaza in Barcelona today. Banners on the town hall. Protests were reported all over the city, but this is the only one I saw.
banner on public building reading “solidarity with the flotilla” Banner on public building condemning the genocide in Gaza. Not a great picture of perhaps 100 people protesting Israel’s actions in Gaza.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 5d
In Barcelona. This is a specialty store. Characters from sports, entertainment and politics having a poo. Felon47’s figure also has a bloody ear.
storefront with hundreds of plastic figures having a poo shelves with many poo figures figure of senile criminal with a bloody ear having a poo
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 6d
Nope, just walked into the room.
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