Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
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Republicans: “mission accomplished!”
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Republicans: “mission accomplished!”
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Back in the City after working at the Squirrel Ranch for a month. Found some new (to me) public art at the Embarcadero.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Back in the City after working at the Squirrel Ranch for a month. Found some new (to me) public art at the Embarcadero.
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Did Kristi and Kash get to Vegas in one of Kristi's Gulfstream G700 private jets taxpayers paid $200,000,000 for or did they use a $60,000,000 FBI private jet that taxpayers also paid for? These are incompetent fools only on the job for the attention and theft.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Did Kristi and Kash get to Vegas in one of Kristi's Gulfstream G700 private jets taxpayers paid $200,000,000 for or did they use a $60,000,000 FBI private jet that taxpayers also paid for? These are incompetent fools only on the job for the attention and theft.
I'll bet Pru can be a mean drunk.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'll bet Pru can be a mean drunk.
He literally said, "You can't prove vaccines DON'T cause autism." That's his rational.
I can't prove that gummy bears don't cause autism either, so that should be on the CDC web site. Fucking lunatic.
I can't prove that gummy bears don't cause autism either, so that should be on the CDC web site. Fucking lunatic.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the CDC to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autism, he told The New York Times in an interview published Friday. https://cnn.it/3Xbt4rq
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
He literally said, "You can't prove vaccines DON'T cause autism." That's his rational.
I can't prove that gummy bears don't cause autism either, so that should be on the CDC web site. Fucking lunatic.
I can't prove that gummy bears don't cause autism either, so that should be on the CDC web site. Fucking lunatic.
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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I'm don't often talk about podcasts I love, but I have to say that @theauthorguy.bsky.social got me to check this out. Then Edward Savio got me coming back. And this week's interview with Greg Cope White cemented it! A great authentic conversation between 2 authors. dwnol.podbean.com
Don’t Worry, No One’s Listening (DWNOL) | Edward Savio
These aren’t the podcasts you’re looking for. Screenwriter and novelist Edward Savio sits down with writers, filmmakers, and other dangerously creative people to talk unfiltered about blank pages, cre...
dwnol.podbean.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm don't often talk about podcasts I love, but I have to say that @theauthorguy.bsky.social got me to check this out. Then Edward Savio got me coming back. And this week's interview with Greg Cope White cemented it! A great authentic conversation between 2 authors. dwnol.podbean.com
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Quiet Piggy‼️ This is brilliant‼️
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Quiet Piggy‼️ This is brilliant‼️
"So you sawed up a journalist, but I called one Piggy, and that's the same thing for Muslim's, right. We have so much in common."
"Would you like to borrow my travel iron?"
"Would you like to borrow my travel iron?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"So you sawed up a journalist, but I called one Piggy, and that's the same thing for Muslim's, right. We have so much in common."
"Would you like to borrow my travel iron?"
"Would you like to borrow my travel iron?"
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BREAKING: A federal court has BLOCKED Texas' gerrymandered congressional maps from going into effect for the 2026 election
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
BREAKING: A federal court has BLOCKED Texas' gerrymandered congressional maps from going into effect for the 2026 election
Oh Piggy, you should definitely take away ABC's license. Your voters will LOVE not getting Monday Night football and everything ESPN on broadcast. (Check the demographics on broadcast viewers, 1st. Nice surprise.) Always a good idea to go up against THE MOUSE.
Mob boss attacks female reporter again for her “attitude” and says he will ask his FCC commissioner to look into revoking her company’s broadcast license.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oh Piggy, you should definitely take away ABC's license. Your voters will LOVE not getting Monday Night football and everything ESPN on broadcast. (Check the demographics on broadcast viewers, 1st. Nice surprise.) Always a good idea to go up against THE MOUSE.
I know they won't, but the entire press pool should bark back, "Quiet Piggy!" every time he begins to speak next time. Such a horrible, horrible man.
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I know they won't, but the entire press pool should bark back, "Quiet Piggy!" every time he begins to speak next time. Such a horrible, horrible man.
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
YOU'RE a ginko-toothed beaked whale!
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
YOU'RE a ginko-toothed beaked whale!
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November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'll bet it's the Penguin island sneaking in the diseased cows. They are diabolically tricky.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'll bet it's the Penguin island sneaking in the diseased cows. They are diabolically tricky.
Frens:
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Frens:
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
I know the ACA is not perfect. Not close. But it is SO MUCH BETTER than what existed before. I not only was a health insurance broker for 6 years, I haven't had a job with insurance for over forty years, so if I had insurance, I had to buy it.
We WANT a debate about health care. (typo reup)
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Before the ACA there were no National Health Insurance standards. No minimums. Companies were licensed from state to state, and there was no standard for benefits. People would buy "full coverage" to find it only covered the hospital, no medical. Comparison shopping would be very difficult.
Dr. Oz is clearly a moron who, incredibly, doesn't understand anything about how the insurance system works.
But also: Conservatives genuinely believe that people want to spend endless hours "choosing the insurance that's best for them." They don't. They want good, secure health care. It's simple.
But also: Conservatives genuinely believe that people want to spend endless hours "choosing the insurance that's best for them." They don't. They want good, secure health care. It's simple.
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Before the ACA there were no National Health Insurance standards. No minimums. Companies were licensed from state to state, and there was no standard for benefits. People would buy "full coverage" to find it only covered the hospital, no medical. Comparison shopping would be very difficult.
Thank you! Cueing this rascal up as we speak.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Thank you! Cueing this rascal up as we speak.
For Charity- Check out the website for items from other authors. (That mound of ear wax from Harper Lee would look great on anyone's mantle.)
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November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
For Charity- Check out the website for items from other authors. (That mound of ear wax from Harper Lee would look great on anyone's mantle.)
event.auctria.com/deea9774-733...
event.auctria.com/deea9774-733...
My Friend Greg Proops has a New Improvised Comedy Album
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November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My Friend Greg Proops has a New Improvised Comedy Album
Free State Of California
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Free State Of California
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