Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
Yes, it's totally about semantics. You can't tell, but I rolled my eyes so hard I think I tore a rotator cuff.
NEW @motherjones.com: When a 16-year-old accused Russell Brand of rape, Megyn Kelly begged conservatives to condemn him.
Now, with Epstein, she’s claiming it’s not quite fair to call him a a pedophile because he was “into the barely legal type” of minors. ⬇️
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Now, with Epstein, she’s claiming it’s not quite fair to call him a a pedophile because he was “into the barely legal type” of minors. ⬇️
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Megyn Kelly suddenly finds pedophilia very hard to define
When a 16-year-old accused Russell Brand of rape, Kelly begged conservatives to condemn him. Now she's splitting hairs about men "into the barely legal type."
www.motherjones.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Yes, it's totally about semantics. You can't tell, but I rolled my eyes so hard I think I tore a rotator cuff.
I am humbled by these people's bravery.
🚨"F*ck you! Evil! Where's the f*cking humanity? Why don't you back the f*ck up off our people? Stop f*cking killing us! You guys are evil mother f*ckers! You should be marching with us!" -Minneapolis ICE protester screams at ICE agents as they point guns at her. Via our Jon Farina ⬇️
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I am humbled by these people's bravery.
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Know what Level III ballistic body armor won't stop? Dead flies in a pizza. Welcome to asymmetrical warfare motherfuckers. Welcome to the Resistance.
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Know what Level III ballistic body armor won't stop? Dead flies in a pizza. Welcome to asymmetrical warfare motherfuckers. Welcome to the Resistance.
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Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
They have to eat.
Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
They have to eat.
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"Say her name! Renee Nicole Good!"
About 800 people march in NYC to protest ICE just hours after the murder of Renee Nicole Good in Minnesota.
About 800 people march in NYC to protest ICE just hours after the murder of Renee Nicole Good in Minnesota.
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
You didn't see video of the 25 people who died in ICE detention last year.
They're just getting started.
Welcome to the Resistance.
They're just getting started.
Welcome to the Resistance.
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
You didn't see video of the 25 people who died in ICE detention last year.
They're just getting started.
Welcome to the Resistance.
They're just getting started.
Welcome to the Resistance.
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They are going to keep murdering people. More and more people.
I only say that because every fascist/authoritarian regime always has.
Anybody want to argue that maybe it'll be different this one time?
I only say that because every fascist/authoritarian regime always has.
Anybody want to argue that maybe it'll be different this one time?
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
They are going to keep murdering people. More and more people.
I only say that because every fascist/authoritarian regime always has.
Anybody want to argue that maybe it'll be different this one time?
I only say that because every fascist/authoritarian regime always has.
Anybody want to argue that maybe it'll be different this one time?
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Please read this & speak out.
Understand how relatively modest US investments in health systems and commodities can stem an unspeakable burden of suffering.
Understand how relatively modest US investments in health systems and commodities can stem an unspeakable burden of suffering.
A maternity ward doctor donated his own blood during surgery to keep a pregnant patient alive.
One woman gained fewer than 10 pounds over her entire pregnancy.
Another collapsed and had seizures during labor.
One woman gained fewer than 10 pounds over her entire pregnancy.
Another collapsed and had seizures during labor.
What I Saw at a Maternity Ward in Kenya After the U.S. Cut Off Food and Foreign Aid
Photographs tell a story of two mothers determined to help their babies gain enough weight to leave the hospital — only to face little to no food again.
www.propublica.org
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Please read this & speak out.
Understand how relatively modest US investments in health systems and commodities can stem an unspeakable burden of suffering.
Understand how relatively modest US investments in health systems and commodities can stem an unspeakable burden of suffering.
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AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.
Can Tony Dokoupil eat Kristy Noem's ass while she denies a murder live on camera? Tune in to CBS Evening News tonight to find out.
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Can Tony Dokoupil eat Kristy Noem's ass while she denies a murder live on camera? Tune in to CBS Evening News tonight to find out.
The suspense of which Trump official Tony Dokopil is going to fluff on the CBS Evening News tonight is electric.
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The suspense of which Trump official Tony Dokopil is going to fluff on the CBS Evening News tonight is electric.
Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
SAFETY:
JD Vance: “Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark
has protected Greenland
without an invasion: 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American woman.
JD Vance: “Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark
has protected Greenland
without an invasion: 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American woman.
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
SAFETY:
JD Vance: “Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark
has protected Greenland
without an invasion: 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American woman.
JD Vance: “Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark
has protected Greenland
without an invasion: 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American woman.
And it must follow as Greenland follows Venezuela, so will more murders follow this if they are not stopped.
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
And it must follow as Greenland follows Venezuela, so will more murders follow this if they are not stopped.
So @apple, ready to put ICEBLOCK back up on the app store? Or do you prefer the role of accessory to murder?
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
So @apple, ready to put ICEBLOCK back up on the app store? Or do you prefer the role of accessory to murder?
THANK YOU to the brave souls who continue to record these atrocities.
DHS Barbie, your narrative is smoke, WE CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
DHS Barbie, your narrative is smoke, WE CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
THANK YOU to the brave souls who continue to record these atrocities.
DHS Barbie, your narrative is smoke, WE CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
DHS Barbie, your narrative is smoke, WE CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
ICE is murdering Americans in the street.
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
ICE is murdering Americans in the street.
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I think, if anything, the "Day of the Jackal"-type super assassin narrative has been relegated to fairy tale status.
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I think, if anything, the "Day of the Jackal"-type super assassin narrative has been relegated to fairy tale status.
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This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)
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Jen Sorensen nails the hypocrisy and racism of the "European culture" argument.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Jen Sorensen nails the hypocrisy and racism of the "European culture" argument.
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I'm almost finished with my first book of the 2026 - and folks it's a banger! I've really enjoyed it! Thank you @theauthorguy.bsky.social
If you haven't read his work and you like irreverent humor with heart check it out!
If you haven't read his work and you like irreverent humor with heart check it out!
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm almost finished with my first book of the 2026 - and folks it's a banger! I've really enjoyed it! Thank you @theauthorguy.bsky.social
If you haven't read his work and you like irreverent humor with heart check it out!
If you haven't read his work and you like irreverent humor with heart check it out!