Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
Know what Level III ballistic body armor won't stop? Dead flies in a pizza. Welcome to asymmetrical warfare motherfuckers. Welcome to the Resistance.
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Know what Level III ballistic body armor won't stop? Dead flies in a pizza. Welcome to asymmetrical warfare motherfuckers. Welcome to the Resistance.
Celebrating 9 months since Pam Bondi released the Epstein files!
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Celebrating 9 months since Pam Bondi released the Epstein files!
Yeah, my mistake. That's my favorite. I saved the sign from B&N and put it up in my office to remind me when I'm pretty sure I'm a doofus.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yeah, my mistake. That's my favorite. I saved the sign from B&N and put it up in my office to remind me when I'm pretty sure I'm a doofus.
Saw this rock today at Presidio National Park with a thank you note to Nancy Pelosi. Look at the size of that rascal! And Nancy weighs like 100 pounds in full equipment. I would totally subscribe to her workout YouTube.
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Saw this rock today at Presidio National Park with a thank you note to Nancy Pelosi. Look at the size of that rascal! And Nancy weighs like 100 pounds in full equipment. I would totally subscribe to her workout YouTube.
Hello from San Francisco, home of the fifty foot gingerbread woman.
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Hello from San Francisco, home of the fifty foot gingerbread woman.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
these two were frolicking this week
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
these two were frolicking this week
Back in the City after working at the Squirrel Ranch for a month. Found some new (to me) public art at the Embarcadero.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Back in the City after working at the Squirrel Ranch for a month. Found some new (to me) public art at the Embarcadero.
For Charity- Check out the website for items from other authors. (That mound of ear wax from Harper Lee would look great on anyone's mantle.)
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November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
For Charity- Check out the website for items from other authors. (That mound of ear wax from Harper Lee would look great on anyone's mantle.)
event.auctria.com/deea9774-733...
event.auctria.com/deea9774-733...
My Friend Greg Proops has a New Improvised Comedy Album
Free State Of California
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Free State Of California
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November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My Friend Greg Proops has a New Improvised Comedy Album
Free State Of California
lnk.to/freestateofcalifornia
Free State Of California
lnk.to/freestateofcalifornia
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Does Andy Kim not know how hard it is to be in the Senate? Chris Murphy? Maybe you can condescend to them, too. Explain to THEM why their colleagues HAD to cave. Yes cave. Remember your "Trump will never run" mantra from 2014-2016? Being wrong will never stop you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Does Andy Kim not know how hard it is to be in the Senate? Chris Murphy? Maybe you can condescend to them, too. Explain to THEM why their colleagues HAD to cave. Yes cave. Remember your "Trump will never run" mantra from 2014-2016? Being wrong will never stop you.
AntiFascist frogs, SF
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
AntiFascist frogs, SF
San Francisco right now
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
San Francisco right now
@craignewmark.bsky.social Magic Pancake Machine, Budapest airport lounge
October 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
@craignewmark.bsky.social Magic Pancake Machine, Budapest airport lounge
Stuff I saw today in Brataslava. Statue of a witch who changed her brothers into ravens. Bridge that looks like attack ship from War of the Worlds. Statue of a guy crawling out of the sewer. The Baudelaire Flowers of evil cafe.
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Stuff I saw today in Brataslava. Statue of a witch who changed her brothers into ravens. Bridge that looks like attack ship from War of the Worlds. Statue of a guy crawling out of the sewer. The Baudelaire Flowers of evil cafe.
Stuff I saw today in Brataslava. Statue of a witch who changed her brothers into ravens. Bridge that looks like attack ship from War of the Worlds. Statue os a guy crawingnoit of the sewer
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Stuff I saw today in Brataslava. Statue of a witch who changed her brothers into ravens. Bridge that looks like attack ship from War of the Worlds. Statue os a guy crawingnoit of the sewer
Going to HRAD Castle then HBITCHIN Church. Brataslava.
October 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Going to HRAD Castle then HBITCHIN Church. Brataslava.
Nope. Celebrating the one that came out in May. Christopher Moore Danube Cruise.
October 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Nope. Celebrating the one that came out in May. Christopher Moore Danube Cruise.
Touring the crypt of the Hapsburgs and our friend has on squeaky shoes, which is only a little less embarrassing than me giggling about it.
October 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Touring the crypt of the Hapsburgs and our friend has on squeaky shoes, which is only a little less embarrassing than me giggling about it.
Cafe Central, where Wally and Judith realize they are being followed in Anima Rising. I wrote about it, but today a bunch of us got to go there. So exciting.
October 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Cafe Central, where Wally and Judith realize they are being followed in Anima Rising. I wrote about it, but today a bunch of us got to go there. So exciting.
Seasoned travelers enjoying the attractions in Chezny Krumlov.
October 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Seasoned travelers enjoying the attractions in Chezny Krumlov.