Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
Thus my post that local law enforcement should intercede.
I could not prove I was a citizen if stopped. I could in Europe, because I carry my passport, but not here.
I could not prove I was a citizen if stopped. I could in Europe, because I carry my passport, but not here.
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Thus my post that local law enforcement should intercede.
I could not prove I was a citizen if stopped. I could in Europe, because I carry my passport, but not here.
I could not prove I was a citizen if stopped. I could in Europe, because I carry my passport, but not here.
It is not lawful to randomly stop people and ask for their papers.
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
It is not lawful to randomly stop people and ask for their papers.
Could you prove your citizenship on the spot, on the street?
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Could you prove your citizenship on the spot, on the street?
I thought about that too.
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I thought about that too.
Terrific! THANKS
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Terrific! THANKS
Lamb. It's in the Beatitudes: Blessed are the Dumbfucks
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Lamb. It's in the Beatitudes: Blessed are the Dumbfucks
It was also the absolute 1st scene in the book I wrote, even though it doesn't appear until about 4/5ths of the way into the story.
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
It was also the absolute 1st scene in the book I wrote, even though it doesn't appear until about 4/5ths of the way into the story.
It didn't help it make your point so you had to ignore it.
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
It didn't help it make your point so you had to ignore it.
There is. Dan Goldman mentioned it minutes ago. Maybe MORE careful observers.
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
There is. Dan Goldman mentioned it minutes ago. Maybe MORE careful observers.
English is a language full of nuance and nonsense. 😁
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
English is a language full of nuance and nonsense. 😁
I think she means "they" won't.
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I think she means "they" won't.
The original reads.
Shut up he explained.
I don't actually have the original book, so I'm going from various quotes I found on the internet.
Shut up he explained.
I don't actually have the original book, so I'm going from various quotes I found on the internet.
January 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The original reads.
Shut up he explained.
I don't actually have the original book, so I'm going from various quotes I found on the internet.
Shut up he explained.
I don't actually have the original book, so I'm going from various quotes I found on the internet.
I live about 4 blocks out of Chinatown, so that sort of explains it where I am.
January 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I live about 4 blocks out of Chinatown, so that sort of explains it where I am.
Yes, that sounds right. They still do that every morning in Washington Square Park near my house in San Francisco. Cracks me up every time.
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Yes, that sounds right. They still do that every morning in Washington Square Park near my house in San Francisco. Cracks me up every time.
"karate for the slow" 😁
January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"karate for the slow" 😁