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Mark Toon
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "Is that you grandma?" | Editor: @protos.bsky.social
Hey, love, I know how you can exfoliate and “aid your circadian rhythm”. Get in the fucking sea.
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposted by Mark Toon
February 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So two men who haven’t made a film anybody cares about for 25 years and a sentient slab of ham.
January 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It was followed on iPlayer by the first League of Gentlemen and I must have laughed for 10 minutes at:

“Astronaut!”

“Piss off!”
January 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Canada: The Thinking Man’s America.
December 26, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Which is a Champions League place.
December 22, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Well, Alisson’s header certainly helped.
December 21, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Domino!
December 1, 2024 at 7:44 AM
This is possibly the most insane music take I’ve ever heard. So much so that I refuse to believe that you mean a word of it.
December 1, 2024 at 7:29 AM
True, but…
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM