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I make smuggies and other sillies
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[yellow, shrugging] Anticapitalists are silly idealists [yellow, crossing their arms] Communism can't work in real life [yellow, pointing smugly at us] The theory behind socialism is broken [yellow, looking wavy] Anarchism makes no sense at all [yellow, smiling annoyingly in front of a huge wall of text] As opposed to my support for capitalism, which works because the market is free and open and has no state intervention, there are no monopolies or oligarchies, everyone has a perfect understanding of the things they consume, there are no patents and other government sanctioned ways to slow down competition, megacorps absolutely love supporting the free market, and billionaires get no say in political decisions. Prices also magically reflect real social costs, because pollution, burnout, and infrastructure decay are all naturally priced in. Labor markets are frictionless, so people can instantly quit abusive jobs and seamlessly transition into better ones without rent, visas, health insurance, or time being a factor. Infor mation asymmetry does not exist, advertising is purely informative and never manipulative, and planned obsolescence would be irrational because firms are driven by a deep moral commitment to long-term consumer welfare. Crises never happen, but when they do they are excellent learning opportunities that only affect those who made bad personal choices. Banks fail responsibly. Housing markets collapse politely. Of course, capital never concentrates, because returns definitely do not compound, network effects are a myth, and first-mover advantage is just something lazy people complain about. If someone becomes obscenely rich, it is merely a coincidence that they can now afford better lawyers, better lobbying, better media access, and better laws. This has no feedback effect whatsoever. Democracy also remains pristine, since money is famously speechless and campaign finance has no measurable impact on policy outcomes. [...]
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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I have reached a backlog of 500 smuggie ideas in my to-draw list.

I have drawn 195 smuggies so far.

This is getting out of hand.
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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To people who genuinely believe MLK Jr. would side with current day liberals instead of being a radical, look up his quote on white liberals or his thoughts on communism :)
[Martin Luther King Jr. is raising a finger, speaking] Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends. And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day oppression will be solved by a strongly worded op-ed in the Washington Post and a bipartisan task force. [MLK Jr. is now raising his hand] I have a dream that one day this nation will politely vote segregation away, just like we did during the American Civil Vote and The Second World Vote. I have a dream that my four little children will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how politely they wait for incremental reform. [MLK Jr. is now raising his fist] I have a dream that the sons of former slave owners and the sons of former slaves will sit together at the table of a diversity panel moderated by a consultant. This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with. Gavin Newsom tweet showing "LIBERALISM IS NON-NEGOTIABLE" next to a bunch of non-liberal very radical things
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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A followup to yesterday's smuggie.
[2025] [a green character looks anxious, speaks] I fear some people in this movement may have a racial bias issue [a yellow character looks pissed, raises their hand and talks back] Now's not the right time to be saying that We can't afford to be turning away people Stop trying to divide us racially You are an agitator [the yellow character is now looking distraught] Huh, the movement has been coopted by liberals and fizzled out Nobody could have predicted this outcome [2026] The exact same situation repeats [2027] The exact same situation repeats [2028] The exact same situation seems to be repeating endlessly
January 27, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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[a character looks sad in front of a sad city, under the sunset] Things aren't looking great… It sucks when the state kills people Wish we could do something about it [the character is now in front of their TV, showing ICE agents surrounding a bleeding corpse on the floor] Wait… this time they killed WHITE people This means it could happen to me too?! [an angry crowd is demonstrating, holding various signs such as…] THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR I DRAW THE LINE HERE TOLERATE NO MORE 2025-31-12, Keith Porter, shot and killed by ICE agents 2025-09-12, Silverio Villegas González, shot and killed by ICE agents 2025-07-28, Jaime Alanis Garcia, shot and killed by ICE agents 27 shootings by ICE in 2025, 8 of which were lethal 31 deaths in ICE custody in 2025 11 deaths in ICE custody in 2024 7 deaths in ICE custody in 2023 3 deaths in ICE custody in 2022 5 deaths in ICE custody in 2021 18 deaths in ICE custody in 2020 9 deaths in ICE custody in 2019 9 deaths in ICE custody in 2028
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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[a really cool looking character sits on a chair in prison gear, smiling smugly, sunglasses on their face] [next to them, their lawyer pleads their case] Yes your honor, he did kill twenty orphans But if you look at him, he looks really chill [at their desk, a judge looks really happy and slams their hammer] Damn right he's got GREAT VIBES Innocent ! Case dismissed ! [a crowd of numerous vaguely human shapes is celebrating] Once again, justice has prevailed. A great public celebration ensues.
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Surely the imperialism becomes obvious to everyone when they spell it out in their private conversations, right?

#meme #imperialism #macron #trump #greenland #syria #iran
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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And a template if you want to have fun :)
Template of the last panel from the comic above, with an empty speech bubble
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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[purple, speaking with a bit of an anxious look] My mom used to say there's always a creepy person on every bus [purple is now on the bus, looking smug and proud, holding a bar] Well, I take the bus every day And I've never seen them [behind purple, a crowd of diverse characters are all reacting in various ways while looking at purple, most of them are cringing or disgusted]
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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[inside an elevator, two characters are talking[ [yellow, happily] I want to BELIEVE [blue, suspicious] To believe in what? Aliens and stuff? [zoom on yellow's face, smiling, looking nasty] That my government is right about murdering all those people [blue, weary and tired of this shit, has no words, and is simply melting, mouth agape]
January 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Today I felt like balancing out the bad vibes of my usual stuff with something positive for a change.

Have a beautiful day.

#quote #aesop #kindness #drawing
[a greying man smiles at us in a toga] No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. -Aesop
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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Mate *YOU* choose who you platform.
[a yellow character waves at us] Hi, welcome to my show! On today's episode, we will be interviewing John Racist, a notorious racist [sitting at a desk, speaking into a mic, a smug and stupid looking orange character wearing a backwards cap grins smugly] Something racist PS: Yea, I'm racist [yellow, speaking into their own mic, is SHOCKED at what they just heard] Wow I can't believe you just said that
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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New empires, same old methods.

#meme #imperialism #venezuela #racism #history
[an orange character smiles smugly, pointing at a tierlist] CIVILIZATIONS TIERLIST S-A: People who look like me B-C-D-E-F: People I want to steal labor, land, and resources from
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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[the newscaster is back to the full face inhuman smile, standing next to a chart that shows a BALANCE between TRUTH and FEELINGS] As always, we at NEUTRAL NEWS aim to meet in the middle [three identical stern technocrat looking characters in suits are standing at a desk, behind a chart that goes up] We need to wait for more data before reacting Let us not get carried away by the emotional responses It's a very complex topic [two banners occupy the bottom part of the screen, below the experts] DEATH COUNT: VERY HIGH AND GOING UP Our expert panel says: this could mean anything [in a destroyed city, in front of an explosion, a character wearing a PRESS helmet talks into a mic] IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS OUT HERE, I HEARD EXPLOSIONS [below the war reporter, the bottom half of the screen is occupied by two banners] UNVERIFIED CLAIMS We remind you that our experts in the studio say this is still a developing, nuanced situation [split screen, the newscaster is mildly smiling at the war reporter] Remember to take everything you see with a grain of salt! [back to the newscaster at their desk, once again with the creepy full smile] This was NEUTRAL NEWS presented to you by our sponsor Neutral Milk Tired of extremes? Try Neutral Milk! Now with 50% less nutrients!
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Reading it on the website is probably easier.

But here's the images anyway.
[a newscaster sits at their desk, has a gigantic grin on his face, barely looks human] Good evening, welcome to NEUTRAL NEWS Your favorite mainstream program that always brings you a balanced perspective Tonight's top story: Some say a genocide is happening, others say it's a complicated situation [destroyed buildings, smoke, a crashed car, things look real bleak] LIVE FROM THE CITY OF GENOCIDEBURG [split screen, the newscaster continues talking] A government spokesperson from Genocideland contacted us to clarify that the images you are seeing now might be, I quote, "faked by antigenociders who want us dead" [in the rubble of a destroyed city, a character looks absolutely desperate, shaking, is screaming] THEY KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY [split screen, the newscaster smiles smugly] Thank you for your perspective [a character in a suit talks, looking very smug] We reject the premise that there was any killing or destruction [split screen, the newscaster still smiles smugly] A bold alternative narrative, worthy of consideration!
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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And here's Césaire being drawn.

#art #drawing #mspaint
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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As we are witnessing yet another round of the death spiral of imperialism, I was reminded of Césaire's quote on the domestic consequences of being an imperial power, which sadly aged well.

#quote #drawing #cesaire #imperialism #colonialism #trump #usa
[Aimé Césaire, in his later years, has a serious and slightly sad look on his face] No one colonizes innocently Nor does anyone colonize with impunity A nation that colonizes, that justifies colonization - therefore force - is already a sick civilization, a civilization that is morally diseased, which, irresistibly, from consequence to consequence, from denial to denial, calls forth its own Hitler, that is to say, its punishment. Colonization is the bridgehead of barbarism within a civilization from which, at any moment, the negation of civilization itself may emerge. - Aimé Césaire Discourse on colonialism 1950
January 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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[a character speaks into a mic at a comedy club] So my girlfriend was mad again… for no reason… [the crowd heckles the comedian] BOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT FUNNY GET BETTER MATERIAL [at the same comedy club, a female presenting comedian is speaking into the same mic] So that's when I said… check the comment section… [the same crowd heckles the female presenting comedian] BOOOOOOOOOO WOMEN ARE NOT FUNNY GET A REAL COMEDIAN
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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#comic #meme #politics #satire #ice #minneapolis #usa
[a weird machine with fascist decorations is called the FASCIST STATEMENT TRANSLATOR MACHINE (powered by Grok and your tax dollars, it is providing a translation] "Oh shit, they shot an innocent bystander" -> "Officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes" [at a lectern, an orange character grins smugly] Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have gathered you here today to inform you that our God loving officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes from an evil person. Also videos of the event are fake and don't exist. And if they do exist, they prove it was self defense.
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Another snowy day in eastern Paris, another photo op.

I posted more pictures here : hsnl.social/@Bad/1158539...

Drawings will resume shortly.

Have a beautiful day!

#paris #paris12 #snow #pictures #photography
Paris under the snow: The Bastille stands in a sea of white Paris under the snow: A street of beautifully painted houses Paris under the snow: An underground forest below looming towers Paris under the snow: A lil snowy fella says hi
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Burger too juicy rage.

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#meme #ragecomic #comic #meme #burger
[a character holds a delicious looking burger, seems eager to bite into it] [close up on the character's mouth as they bite the burger, which is getting squished] [the character is now looking sadly at the squished burger that has fallen apart, various sauces on their face and hands and all over the table] [the character rages, causing the sauce on their face to splash around]
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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The east of Paris under the snow.

I posted more pictures here : hsnl.social/@Bad/1158435...

Drawings will resume shortly.

Have a beautiful day!

#paris #paris12 #snow #pictures #photography
Paris under the snow: A golden statue of Athena surrounded by palm trees, under heavy snow Paris under the snow: A whimsical stairwell goes up, surrounded by trees and lights Paris under the snow: A railroad track covered in snow Paris under the snow: A tunnel exits into a snowy forest
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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#trump #venezuela #satire #meme #lectern
[orange, grinning smugly behind a lectern, speaking in a microphone] The operation was successful [purple, an uneasy smile, replying to orange] Were there any casualties? [orange] No legitimate human has been hurt, trust me [purple] Thank you, I have no further questions
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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[two characters are talking in front a modern city full of skyscrapers] [blue, annoyed] I feel betrayed by the current political system! Let's get rid of it, I want major changes now! [green] You naive fool, the only thing we can realistically accomplish is gradual reforms [blue] Okay then, I'll vote for you, now please actually do some gradual reforms [now in a political office, green is sitting behind the desk, dressed in a suit, looking presidential] [green, smirking smugly while shrugging] Sorry, best I can do is constantly move to the right to please conservatives, the current political system leaves us no other choice [blue is looking both pissed and defeated, has no words]
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all] [teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is [purple, taken aback] Huh?! [zoom on teal's very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can't Your guac ideology doesn't work Heh Pft Owned [purple looks blasé and has no words]
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM