austin (e/accordion 🪗)
@thebadcode.com
if you didn’t need that lesson, you wouldn’t have had it
This sucks so bad man!! You’re training users to think these things suck!
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This sucks so bad man!! You’re training users to think these things suck!
right on little dude you’re 12
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 AM
right on little dude you’re 12
this is the most printable thing i saw
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
this is the most printable thing i saw
Claude, not hallucinating:
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Claude, not hallucinating:
i don’t know what this means but i sure as shit know the answer is “oboe”
January 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i don’t know what this means but i sure as shit know the answer is “oboe”
6 year old me: funny man skeleton!
40 year old me: every line of the US electrical code is written in blood
40 year old me: every line of the US electrical code is written in blood
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
6 year old me: funny man skeleton!
40 year old me: every line of the US electrical code is written in blood
40 year old me: every line of the US electrical code is written in blood
the only explanation for duchovny's hair in this show is that all hair and makeup people in the 90s were make-a-wish foundation kids
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
the only explanation for duchovny's hair in this show is that all hair and makeup people in the 90s were make-a-wish foundation kids
In many cases they also stopped doing their jobs
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
In many cases they also stopped doing their jobs
cover yourself (and comrades) in popcorn butter to escape any and all pursuers
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
cover yourself (and comrades) in popcorn butter to escape any and all pursuers
The Flukeman will return in: AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The Flukeman will return in: AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
“What if Wolverine but with magic wands” there, done, on to the sequels and the swimming pool full of money
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“What if Wolverine but with magic wands” there, done, on to the sequels and the swimming pool full of money
i watched kanye west perform on top of a cafeteria table at the facebook office
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 AM
i watched kanye west perform on top of a cafeteria table at the facebook office
Kyle after every blog post:
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Kyle after every blog post:
can we get a WA state version?
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
can we get a WA state version?
