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Egg from the future
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i love you baby always and forever

january 2024 - january 6th 2026

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January 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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You are always within my terror radius

Slungus
January 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Fuck Twitter.

Slungus
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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I do not condone bullying, but if you’re going to bully someone, do it right. Ask for their pronouns first.

Slungus
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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They’re everywhere 🐰 🐇
a cartoon rabbit is eating cookies and drinking milk from a glass .
ALT: a cartoon rabbit is eating cookies and drinking milk from a glass .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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The next video game will have mechanics.
August 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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the next video game will let you do things
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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the person behind this account will be taking a break from bsky for a while

this account will be deactivated at exactly 12:00am CST
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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My bunny-filled baking game Cinnabunny is releasing on #NintendoSwitch and #NintendoSwitch2 on December 11th! Ten days!!! More info here:

store.steampowered.com/news/app/279...
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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People die when they are killed.

Slungus
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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However, the blood of Luppus stains your hands. And I must admit, I am curious about your skills, rabbit.
And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of Slungus, you shall do as an appetizer.
Come forth, Child of Bun, and die.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Trans rights

Slungus
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Sharing this again because it's going to be HARD AF transitioning from retail to Finance, and I will absolutely need help after my rent for December

I'll have just three hundred to live off of until my next pay at the end of December so PLEASE help and share! THANK YOU LOVES 💝

gofund.me/e16fd909f
Donate to Carrots For Connor; Connor's mama needs help!, organized by Amanda Rudolph
Hiya fam.. The hardest possible thing for me is to ask for help. I've… Amanda Rudolph needs your support for Carrots For Connor; Connor's mama needs help!
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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WUPP! WUPP! WUPP!
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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wuppus is not feeling very wise
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom

i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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wupping it
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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there is only one correct answer
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The populous is not recognizing Luppus again despite having shown up at the beginning of the month.

Slungus
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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woem
this one got rotated for its crimes
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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i haven't wupped in a hot minute hold on
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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⚠️ OPEN CHALLENGE ⚠️
if you can guess who runs this account i'll make a special Limited Edition™ Wuppus the Wise worth .0000483 cents (not an nft)
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Fuck GenAI

Slungus
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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October 30 vs October 31
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM